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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
demanding bright sex offender doctorate
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jade box office preventive strike
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jade box office preventive strike
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important thread
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arousing azn station
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Water would be his kryptonite
Mildly autistic geriatric sandwich striped hyena
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
demanding bright sex offender doctorate
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jade box office preventive strike
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jade box office preventive strike
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Classical music
Appetizing Puppy Pit
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Bossy 180 location
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lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
drunken irate tanning salon
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
chestnut crotch
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kink-friendly excitant field filthpig
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
olive floppy hunting ground
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Gay toilet seat
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Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
infuriating razzle masturbator scourge upon the earth
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dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
demanding bright sex offender doctorate
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Ebony Senate
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curious unhinged idea he suggested crackhouse
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: demanding bright sex offender doctorate

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: jade box office preventive strike



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: jade box office preventive strike



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: jade box office preventive strike

important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46808183)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: arousing azn station



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic geriatric sandwich striped hyena

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: demanding bright sex offender doctorate

no, a job would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854770)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: jade box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854798)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: jade box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46856111)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Appetizing Puppy Pit

Classical music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854929)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Bossy 180 location

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46808195)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: drunken irate tanning salon

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: chestnut crotch

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: kink-friendly excitant field filthpig



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: olive floppy hunting ground

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Gay toilet seat



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: infuriating razzle masturbator scourge upon the earth

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: demanding bright sex offender doctorate

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: kink-friendly excitant field filthpig

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: demanding bright sex offender doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46855333)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Ebony Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46854906)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: curious unhinged idea he suggested crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#46856433)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#49803340)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...#49803466)