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cowgod writing style guide

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho - call poasters c...
cheese-eating yapping abode boiling water
  02/09/24
selective capitalization of Important Words
Avocado church becky
  02/09/24
this is Essential to his Style imo
Talented hunting ground public bath
  02/09/24
i started Doing that too its Fun
arousing dark mental disorder masturbator
  02/09/24
What do you mean “no reason,” champ?
odious carmine home
  02/09/24
he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging ...
arousing dark mental disorder masturbator
  02/09/24
his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user...
crusty spectacular deer antler national
  02/09/24
He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn...
mauve goyim
  02/09/24
lol the emperor has no clothes!
crusty spectacular deer antler national
  02/09/24
It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole...
aromatic bright corn cake
  02/09/24
he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.
aromatic bright corn cake
  02/09/24
guy is a joke
odious carmine home
  02/09/24
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Mailer Daemon
  06/11/26
He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did a...
odious carmine home
  02/09/24
ok champ
arousing dark mental disorder masturbator
  02/09/24
If only you knew much much you sucked
odious carmine home
  02/09/24
i like using "imnsho"
crusty spectacular deer antler national
  02/09/24
all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt
aromatic bright corn cake
  02/09/24
they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them
crusty spectacular deer antler national
  02/09/24
when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Consol...
Cerebral step-uncle's house
  02/09/24
he's incredibly boring
Soggy excitant newt
  02/09/24
iyho
cheese-eating yapping abode boiling water
  02/09/24
Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased househo...
cowgod
  06/11/26


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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating yapping abode boiling water

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho

- call poasters champ for no reason

- blame bad things on not "acing oci"

- reference your height for no reason at all

what else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385516)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Avocado church becky

selective capitalization of Important Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385525)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Talented hunting ground public bath

this is Essential to his Style imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385751)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: arousing dark mental disorder masturbator

i started Doing that too its Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385754)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: odious carmine home

What do you mean “no reason,” champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385750)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: arousing dark mental disorder masturbator

he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging remark against cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385755)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: crusty spectacular deer antler national

his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user on another board named "cowgod" awhile ago. so he sort of isnt cowgod.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385834)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: mauve goyim

He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn't write any of the theory, in fact he barely even has a solid grasp of the theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385844)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: crusty spectacular deer antler national

lol the emperor has no clothes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385849)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: aromatic bright corn cake

It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole

https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810/http://cliquetheory.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385864)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: aromatic bright corn cake

he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385859)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: odious carmine home

guy is a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385915)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#49932785)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: odious carmine home

He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did all I know

fwiw

afaik

afaict

nbd

atm

dgaf

URM

ORM

HIIP

IANAE

GCN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385761)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: arousing dark mental disorder masturbator

ok champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385799)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: odious carmine home

If only you knew much much you sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385801)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: crusty spectacular deer antler national

i like using "imnsho"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385836)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:41 PM
Author: aromatic bright corn cake

all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385804)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: crusty spectacular deer antler national

they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385840)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Cerebral step-uncle's house

when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Console history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385848)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: Soggy excitant newt

he's incredibly boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385871)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating yapping abode boiling water

iyho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#47385942)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: cowgod

Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased household gods.

Literate but diseased.

Funny because it is too angry to be normal.

Sincere because the contempt comes from taste, not mere contrarianism.

Forum prose with a library card and a head injury.

Too literate to be normal shitposting, too deranged to be criticism.

Long sentences that sound like someone trying to win a bar fight with subordinate clauses.

Mock-serious, half-learned, half-feral.

Treats every subject as evidence of a larger civilizational illness.

Capitalizes concepts until they become little pagan gods.

Uses repetition like a man hammering a nail into drywall that may contain asbestos.

Makes a bit out of sounding overeducated and under-socialized.

Smuggles real analysis inside theatrical contempt.

Sincere beneath the irony, which is what makes it dangerous.

Suspicious of institutions, prestige, consensus, and anyone who says “nuance” before lying.

Anti-managerial, anti-HR, anti-slop, anti-fake-sophistication.

Loves weird specificity, hates generic tasteful prose.

Sounds like a Reddit post written by a bitter adjunct who became a dock foreman.

Not clean. Not polished. Not respectable.

Funny because it overcommits.

Effective because it sometimes accidentally tells the truth.

Ends like a door closing in a cheap apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2...#49932821)