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Redditor accidentally enrolls in Yukon University instead of UConn
| titus chicken | 08/24/26 |
| The Penis | 08/24/26 |
| a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts | 08/24/26 |
| The Penis | 08/24/26 |
| Monikor | 08/24/26 |
| The Penis | 08/24/26 |
| "we" | 08/24/26 |
| Roblox | 08/24/26 |
| lfo | 08/24/26 |
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/24/26 |
| The Penis | 08/24/26 |
| Mamdani's Produce Aisle | 08/24/26 |
| The Penis | 08/24/26 |
| "we" | 08/24/26 |
| luke the drifter | 08/24/26 |
| lfo | 08/24/26 |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: titus chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50088875) |
Date: August 24th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50088878) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50088959) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: The Penis Mom: “You know, honey, I think you should apply to UConn.”
Kid, half-listening: “Yukon? Yeah, sure.”
*opens laptop*
*Searches Yukon University*
“Wow, Connecticut looks… really Canadian.”
*Applies. Gets accepted. Parents are thrilled.*
Dad: “A Husky! Just like your old man!”
Kid: “Yeah, I noticed they seem really into sled dogs up there.”
*Nobody realizes anything is wrong until move in day* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Monikor *record scratch*
*semi-charmed life starts playing* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: The Penis *freeze frame on him standing outside Yukon University in a UConn hoodie, holding two suitcases while snow blows sideways*
“Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here.”
*semi-charmed Life kicks in*
TITLE CARD: YUKONN
Then smash cut to three months earlier:
Mom: “You should really apply to UConn.”
Him, eating cereal: “Yukon? Sure.”
*music gets louder* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: "we" I drive a UConn Denali (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089064) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089091) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089090) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089097) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089104) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle There's a Cornell College in Iowa and I've heard about this happening to people there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089103) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: The Penis I met a few people who went there when I was college-aged and they didn't say cornell college, they just said "cornell". And I assumed they meant Cornell University, and ended up really offending them. Not flame.
There used to be a Brown College in mn too, but it merged with some other school. |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: "we" https://www.columbiasc.edu/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089118) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) So, what brought you to Whitehorse? My mom was on one of the national championship basketball teams. I'm a legacy. We have a basketball team? |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: lfo A girl in my HS who was dumb as rocks but extremely hot and artsy went to Columbia College in Chicago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2...#50089146) |