What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
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flickering national incel | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Post nut horror | 04/02/26 | | Razzle garnet parlor hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | transparent exhilarant selfie | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | George Jetson | 04/01/26 | | Kenneth Play | 04/04/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | transparent exhilarant selfie | 03/31/26 | | Chocolate histrionic hell pervert | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Orchid Psychic | 03/31/26 | | vigorous cyan university | 03/31/26 | | Khaki beady-eyed school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Orchid Psychic | 03/31/26 | | Misunderstood navy stain stage | 03/31/26 | | Orchid Psychic | 03/31/26 | | slap-happy mahogany idiot | 03/31/26 | | Trust If Aryan | 04/01/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 04/02/26 | | 180 senate | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | glittery saffron haunted graveyard associate | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | richard clock | 04/02/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 04/05/26 | | vigorous cyan university | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | excitant scarlet sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | Misunderstood navy stain stage | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | transparent exhilarant selfie | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | vermilion at-the-ready rigpig main people | 04/01/26 | | vengeful organic girlfriend market | 03/31/26 | | free-loading forum | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | free-loading forum | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | free-loading forum | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | opaque adventurous regret gas station | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | dead impertinent legend stage | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | dead impertinent legend stage | 03/31/26 | | excitant scarlet sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | Vivacious beta doctorate | 03/31/26 | | Dull Chapel | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | dead impertinent legend stage | 03/31/26 | | transparent exhilarant selfie | 03/31/26 | | slate dashing gay wizard mad cow disease | 03/31/26 | | floppy spot | 03/31/26 | | irradiated elite azn | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | excitant scarlet sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Comical Sadistic Business Firm Foreskin | 03/31/26 | | Judas Jones | 04/01/26 | | Khaki beady-eyed school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Khaki beady-eyed school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Laughsome Hairy Legs Point | 03/31/26 | | Slimy 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insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Soul-stirring Bright Really Tough Guy | 03/31/26 | | dead impertinent legend stage | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Orchid Psychic | 03/31/26 | | So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 | | concupiscible mexican orchestra pit | 03/31/26 | | Chocolate histrionic hell pervert | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | concupiscible mexican orchestra pit | 03/31/26 | | unhinged bbw church building | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Cracking striped hyena whorehouse | 03/31/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | big nudist sex offender trump supporter | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring Bright Really Tough Guy | 03/31/26 | | Khaki beady-eyed school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | provocative soggy menage tank | 03/31/26 | | dead impertinent legend stage | 03/31/26 | | .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | slate dashing gay wizard mad cow disease | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | vengeful organic girlfriend market | 03/31/26 | | Exciting Library Becky | 03/31/26 | | vengeful organic girlfriend market | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | sealclubber | 04/03/26 | | So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | black electric furnace multi-billionaire | 03/31/26 | | Cracking striped hyena whorehouse | 03/31/26 | | fragrant drunken locus genital piercing | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Comical Sadistic Business Firm Foreskin | 03/31/26 | | opaque adventurous regret gas station | 03/31/26 | | gay station | 03/31/26 | | crimson crusty resort | 03/31/26 | | Purple vibrant headpube | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 04/01/26 | | legally female father | 04/01/26 | | the word envy ceasing to exist | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Diverse Den | 03/31/26 | | Citrine abode mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | excitant scarlet sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | erotic chestnut address | 03/31/26 | | Tan mewling cuckoldry pit | 03/31/26 | | Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | curious pisswyrm voyeur | 03/31/26 | | curious pisswyrm voyeur | 03/31/26 | | Hyperactive dun native roommate | 03/31/26 | | Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale | 03/31/26 | | 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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: crimson crusty resort
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: slap-happy mahogany idiot
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: excitant scarlet sneaky criminal
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: free-loading forum
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: opaque adventurous regret gas station
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Orchid Psychic
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. JebοΏ½08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783934) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Duck-like nubile garrison gaming laptop
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784132) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Painfully honest immigrant
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: concupiscible mexican orchestra pit
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783964) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.
"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785456) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Citrine abode mental disorder
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790601) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791424) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: amethyst multi-colored theatre faggot firefighter
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Buff Filthpig Alpha
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Buff Filthpig Alpha
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784794) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790608) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Razzle garnet parlor hunting ground
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784849) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788251) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: vermilion at-the-ready rigpig main people
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: .,,,., ..,..,,,.,,,. ,.,.,.
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±)
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786107) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: fartman
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786452) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,
Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.
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