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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
frozen mahogany library trust fund
  07/17/22
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Thirsty rebellious goal in life kitty cat
  07/17/22
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stirring olive native
  07/17/22
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cerebral shimmering forum
  07/18/22
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frozen mahogany library trust fund
  09/29/22
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frozen mahogany library trust fund
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Yellow Spot
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Yellow Spot
  01/07/23
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cerebral shimmering forum
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
bat shit crazy galvanic parlor
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
bat shit crazy galvanic parlor
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Multi-colored costumed deer antler box office
  03/18/23
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frozen mahogany library trust fund
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
bat shit crazy galvanic parlor
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
umber cuckold
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Brindle Gaped Dopamine House
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
arousing fuchsia university pisswyrm
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/23/24
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lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
buff blood rage
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Electric Tanning Salon
  09/28/24
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frozen mahogany library trust fund
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
lake hilarious wagecucks
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: frozen mahogany library trust fund

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Thirsty rebellious goal in life kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: stirring olive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: cerebral shimmering forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: frozen mahogany library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: frozen mahogany library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Yellow Spot

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Yellow Spot

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: cerebral shimmering forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy galvanic parlor

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy galvanic parlor

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored costumed deer antler box office

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: frozen mahogany library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: bat shit crazy galvanic parlor

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: umber cuckold

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Brindle Gaped Dopamine House

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: arousing fuchsia university pisswyrm

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: buff blood rage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Electric Tanning Salon

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: frozen mahogany library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: lake hilarious wagecucks

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932244)