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Soccermos, why not just line while team up at the 1 re: offsides

Then they can't move
canary concupiscible hall
  07/23/15
180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading
Flickering love of her life faggotry
  07/23/15
we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state cha...
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while sta...
canary concupiscible hall
  07/23/15
...
coral theater stage queen of the night
  07/23/15
wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as we...
Fuchsia Laughsome Halford
  07/23/15
i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 ...
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
goalie one on one? I guess if you have a lead that would ...
Fuchsia Laughsome Halford
  07/23/15
yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled p...
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
Yeah, once you score it is CR
coral theater stage queen of the night
  07/23/15
Because the other team could just kick it down field and try...
dashing obsidian location
  07/23/15
Not if they can't get behind you
canary concupiscible hall
  07/23/15
engrish? what the fck are you saying you need 2 opponents...
Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing
  07/23/15
Lol what
canary concupiscible hall
  07/23/15
What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the oppos...
Supple orange stage coldplay fan
  07/23/15
(n00b)
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you coul...
coral theater stage queen of the night
  07/23/15
lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just ...
Supple orange stage coldplay fan
  07/23/15
Yeah but then you'd be offsides.
coral theater stage queen of the night
  07/23/15
LULZ
Jet-lagged home hissy fit
  07/23/15
but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if som...
Fuchsia Laughsome Halford
  07/23/15
Then they could just "break" and stop them
canary concupiscible hall
  07/23/15
there is no offside if there is no passing 11 players is ...
Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing
  07/23/15
Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all...
coral theater stage queen of the night
  07/23/15
Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some o...
Supple orange stage coldplay fan
  07/23/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&fo...
Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing
  07/23/15
goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I ...
Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing
  07/23/15
Maradona?
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality
Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing
  07/23/15
noice.
fantasy-prone office affirmative action
  07/23/15
Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermo...
Red Stirring Shrine
  07/23/15
guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going sorr...
Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing
  07/23/15
I've never seen it defeated.
canary concupiscible hall
  07/23/15
[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually...
Jet-lagged home hissy fit
  07/23/15
Did anyone ever counter this?
canary concupiscible hall
  11/04/18
no
gay of hormuz
  06/17/26
...
vigorous giraffe
  11/29/22


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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

Then they can't move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397565)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Flickering love of her life faggotry

180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397581)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state championship this way. teams shy away from it bc pro soccer is more about "entertainment" than winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397582)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while staying safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397590)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: coral theater stage queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397629)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Laughsome Halford

wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as well if they ever touched the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397637)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 making every player simultaneously offsides. Ball would stay at midfield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397644)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Laughsome Halford

goalie one on one?

I guess if you have a lead that would make it impossible for the other team to score. But you could not score yourself again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397651)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled player in goal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397664)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: coral theater stage queen of the night

Yeah, once you score it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397685)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: dashing obsidian location

Because the other team could just kick it down field and try to outrun your team to the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397647)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

Not if they can't get behind you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397771)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing

engrish? what the fck are you saying

you need 2 opponents inline or behind you. so its not entirely in your control to be onside by some trick play like this

have you heard of offside trap? its a very fundamental defensive technique

https://www.coachup.com/resources/soccer/soccer-tips-how-to-successfully-run#close

next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397658)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

Lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397775)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Supple orange stage coldplay fan

What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the opposing team's goal line? The opposing team cannot be offside on it's own half of the field. Offsides only applies when you're on the opposing half of the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397662)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397666)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: coral theater stage queen of the night

Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you couldn't score but they couldn't either. If you get a lead or just need a draw it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397676)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Supple orange stage coldplay fan

lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just boot the ball over their heads and you have a quick breakaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397696)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: coral theater stage queen of the night

Yeah but then you'd be offsides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397710)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged home hissy fit

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397760)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia Laughsome Halford

but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if someone who is onsides sprints to get the lob, then it is a fast break.

In fact, anyone who can dribble can do the same if they lob it over the midfield line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397697)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

Then they could just "break" and stop them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397783)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing

there is no offside if there is no passing

11 players is not enough to block the entire field width

so if they lineup exactly along a line they wont be able to press or defend and a player with good ball control can then just advance past them and now you are fcked

you think that some XO dorks who watch soccer during world cup are genius mofos who have found the secret elixir that billions of ppl playing for decades haven't found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397699)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: coral theater stage queen of the night

Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all the time. FIFA is about entertainment though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397713)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Supple orange stage coldplay fan

Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some of this when college football gets started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397750)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2#28397747



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397789)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397712)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

guess who said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397717)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

Maradona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397807)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397811)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office affirmative action

noice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397821)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Red Stirring Shrine

Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermos clearly unable to explain how this strategy wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397741)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Brunch Genital Piercing

guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going

sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397747)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

I've never seen it defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397794)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged home hissy fit

[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually does not.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397824)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: canary concupiscible hall

Did anyone ever counter this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#37158364)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: gay of hormuz

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#49944564)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: vigorous giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#45561192)