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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Impressive Irradiated Gaping Field
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Carnelian big base lettuce
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
plum very tactful gaming laptop
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Khaki know-it-all cumskin
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
floppy glassy doctorate newt
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Aphrodisiac sadistic incel party of the first part
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Impressive Irradiated Gaping Field
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Comical Library
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Razzle-dazzle insane area
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
unhinged useless brakes
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Emerald knife
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/29/25
no
Emerald knife
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Snowy Hyperactive School Cafeteria
  08/29/25
...
Emerald knife
  08/28/25
...
Snowy Hyperactive School Cafeteria
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
saffron center roast beef
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
razzle hunting ground
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Jade partner
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
razzle hunting ground
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Idiotic point sandwich
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
angry yellow round eye theater stage
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Carnelian big base lettuce
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Carnelian big base lettuce
  08/28/25
wow
floppy glassy doctorate newt
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Burgundy Vivacious Den Double Fault
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Garnet weed whacker
  08/29/25
...
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Blathering bespoke juggernaut
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
pale rehab
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Impressive Irradiated Gaping Field

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Carnelian big base lettuce

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: plum very tactful gaming laptop

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Khaki know-it-all cumskin

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: floppy glassy doctorate newt

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sadistic incel party of the first part

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Impressive Irradiated Gaping Field

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Comical Library

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle insane area

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: unhinged useless brakes

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Emerald knife

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Emerald knife

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive School Cafeteria

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Emerald knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: saffron center roast beef

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: razzle hunting ground

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Jade partner

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: razzle hunting ground

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Idiotic point sandwich

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: angry yellow round eye theater stage

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Carnelian big base lettuce

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Carnelian big base lettuce

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: floppy glassy doctorate newt

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Burgundy Vivacious Den Double Fault

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Garnet weed whacker

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Demanding Violet Hairy Legs Associate

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Blathering bespoke juggernaut

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: pale rehab

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#50102080)