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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
vibrant hall
  09/15/13
explain.
copper big cruise ship prole
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
vibrant hall
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Hilarious Dashing Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Big-titted potus
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Boyish Mahogany Pozpig
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
unhinged black woman electric furnace
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Disturbing Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Marketing Idea
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Hilarious Dashing Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Flickering corn cake heaven
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Bateful Theatre
  09/15/13
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Cowardly Nowag Clown
  09/15/13
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copper big cruise ship prole
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Hilarious Dashing Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
vibrant hall
  09/15/13
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brilliant doctorate
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Submissive community account
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
puce magical chad
  09/15/13
its ok.
vibrant hall
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
excitant ivory lay legend
  09/25/15
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vibrant hall
  12/03/15
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vibrant hall
  01/22/16
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razzle-dazzle amber idiot crackhouse
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brilliant doctorate
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
vibrant hall
  06/22/16
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Frozen Business Firm Laser Beams
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
vibrant hall
  06/21/17
do you pay?
soul-stirring olive weed whacker travel guidebook
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
vibrant hall
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
soul-stirring olive weed whacker travel guidebook
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
vibrant hall
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  05/16/18
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vibrant hall
  07/03/19
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sapphire really tough guy
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vibrant hall
  07/30/19
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vibrant hall
  02/11/23
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Fiercely-loyal Maniacal Genital Piercing
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Bistre histrionic stage
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Rusted Diverse Masturbator
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Outnumbered concupiscible juggernaut church
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Odious Theater Stage Ape
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: vibrant hall

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: copper big cruise ship prole

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: vibrant hall

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Hilarious Dashing Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Big-titted potus

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Boyish Mahogany Pozpig

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: unhinged black woman electric furnace

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Disturbing Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Marketing Idea

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Hilarious Dashing Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Flickering corn cake heaven

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Bateful Theatre

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Cowardly Nowag Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: copper big cruise ship prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Dashing Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: vibrant hall

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: brilliant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Submissive community account

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: puce magical chad

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: vibrant hall

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: excitant ivory lay legend

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: vibrant hall

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Frozen Business Firm Laser Beams

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle amber idiot crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: brilliant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: vibrant hall

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Frozen Business Firm Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: vibrant hall

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring olive weed whacker travel guidebook

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: vibrant hall

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring olive weed whacker travel guidebook

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: vibrant hall

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: sapphire really tough guy

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Maniacal Genital Piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Bistre histrionic stage

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Rusted Diverse Masturbator

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered concupiscible juggernaut church

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Odious Theater Stage Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: vibrant hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#48867830)