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Tommy Turdskin shorted the highest 10-day return period in S&P 500 history (pic)

https://imgur.com/Zrx7Ccq
Cracking ebony gas station half-breed
  04/15/26
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drunken at-the-ready idea he suggested fat ankles
  04/15/26
lmao
citrine demanding trailer park indirect expression
  04/15/26
Now expose your position and bend over. *unzips*
Flirting Spot
  04/15/26
I love Tommy but his impeccably terrible instincts about the...
salmon out-of-control scourge upon the earth knife
  04/15/26
Tbf, many on xo (the "panicans") agreed with him
Scarlet motley rehab mexican
  04/15/26
stfu kike this isn't an excuse for the iran war. this is exc...
Vivacious turdskin
  04/16/26
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Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria
  04/15/26
its sad, this reminds me of covid. now i am selling my QQQ S...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
why are you selling man
Cracking ebony gas station half-breed
  04/15/26
cause furk it, its at ATH and im sick of this shit
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
STOCKS 👏 GO 👏 UP 👏 Just stop fucking around with t...
Chocolate senate preventive strike
  04/16/26
His net worth is like the bus in the movie Speed
aquamarine appetizing church
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salmon out-of-control scourge upon the earth knife
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Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
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Thriller Hunting Ground
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charismatic poppy den
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Umber range trust fund
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Misunderstood Vigorous Chapel
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Swollen lay
  04/15/26
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histrionic autistic theater therapy
  04/15/26
indians are retarded
Spruce Affirmative Action
  04/15/26
is that why u import hoards of them to power ur tech, birdsh...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
after making some boneheaded moves like this i gave up tryin...
Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria
  04/15/26
I will admit that I too fucked up in the past. I shorted the...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
i think its cause i have no job and nothing else to do and s...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
I think you become emotionally attached to your idea. Like w...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
i have no thesis abt chips, ive been following SOXL for a wh...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
Name one reason 20% drop on SOXL is common sense?
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
its gone up 90% in 11 days but if u are asking before this l...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
You're literally just wrong about your entire analysis. The ...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
this is retarded monday morning QB, i literally shorting dur...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
Is this geopolitical oil crisis in the room with you right n...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
nigga, this is all fraud and lies u can sit here today and p...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
if you know the market is being manipulated that just makes ...
Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria
  04/15/26
because they cannot manipulate it forever unless they have s...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
i agree with you but after watching the money printer go brr...
Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria
  04/15/26
i dont recall covid being a turnarnd even this quick though ...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
All it means is that Iran War panic was fake and a nothing b...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
ROFL yes thats exactly what happened, what the man on the st...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
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erotic bull headed resort
  04/16/26
the quickness doesnt matter if you're predicting a huge cras...
Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria
  04/15/26
nigga, i timed it right my SOXS was up 30k, my prob was i di...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
He doesn't even gamble on vibes. He gambles on fantasy scena...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
yes it was such a fantasy to think markets may crash one day...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
Tommy: biggest oil crisis since the 70s! LNG: damn it feels...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
You: NIGGA All this shit is retardedd, no one can justify...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
I made so much money I don't even know what to do next. Refo...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
reminds me of the old warren buffet adage "be greedy wh...
Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria
  04/15/26
I literally was greedy when others were fearful. You will ne...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
Its pretty funny to me that your twitter algorithm feeding y...
aquamarine appetizing church
  04/15/26
brown tweets lol
Flirting Spot
  04/15/26
https://x.com/gamblingmemez/status/2044154081686519945?s=61
Scarlet motley rehab mexican
  04/15/26
Specifically, I had SOXL puts before this started and was up...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
imagine doing all this instead of VOO and chill
Cerebral Opaque Karate Azn
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Swollen lay
  04/15/26
then what wld i do at night my issue is not limiting it, ...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
Market goes up 70-80% of time since 2008. Hard to time anyth...
Vibrant magical people who are hurt market
  04/15/26
Mfcr. I learned this lesson the hard way during Covid. Ponzi...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
nigga this has nothing to do with that, its cause the jews k...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
Jews started the war. Jews ended it. Poetic in a sense.
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
i bet after the peace deal the market will tank bigly, ljl
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
There will likely be a sell-off and correction but hard to p...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
it prob will just move sideways for a few weeks to furk puts...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
^^^^^ best indicator ever that the market will moon another ...
Passionate cruel-hearted pistol yarmulke
  04/15/26
turdskin cry
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/16/26
My attitude towards the weirdness of the market is that it's...
Flushed Tanning Salon
  04/16/26
"The US not in any danger of excess overcapacity in its...
Vivacious turdskin
  04/16/26
i dont think your thesis is wrong. i think your timing is wr...
arrogant low-t institution
  04/15/26
Good points. I would also say that some of the optimism I th...
Swollen lay
  04/15/26
lol nothing happened in asia nigga anyway this is all fur...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
thailand has a fuel crisis level, kind of like defcon for us...
arrogant low-t institution
  04/15/26
well, all this shit is delayed, maybe shit hits the fan in a...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
if your timing is wrong, your thesis is wrong.
Flirting Spot
  04/15/26
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Swollen lay
  04/15/26
Meanwhile I bought nearly $8k of VTI almost at the very bott...
mauve arousing property wrinkle
  04/15/26
u have to hold for year tho rigt?
Free-loading lodge selfie
  04/15/26
Yes, my strategy is to just buy more VTI with each paycheck ...
mauve arousing property wrinkle
  04/15/26
its true but now im so rich wtf wld i be even 80% in equitie...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
“Buy more with each *paycheck* and hold for years&hell...
Curious clown
  04/15/26
congrats on maeking $800 breh, u can buy a few trannies in p...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/15/26
That is more trannies than you can afford in pattaya, FRIEND
charismatic poppy den
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Big pit
  04/15/26
Why do xo poasters view TT as a god of investing? It seems u...
frisky sick pervert
  04/15/26
rofl which poasters view me as god of invewsting? i rightful...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/16/26
A lot of people here look up to you and admire and copy you.
frisky sick pervert
  04/16/26
only the sex with niggas thing for money
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/16/26
Tommy, not flame, since you love drinking beer and chasing y...
Rough-skinned kitchen dog poop
  04/16/26
but where will i find a baseball playing trannie bar in kaza...
Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold
  04/16/26


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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Cracking ebony gas station half-breed

https://imgur.com/Zrx7Ccq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819612)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: drunken at-the-ready idea he suggested fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819631)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: citrine demanding trailer park indirect expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819635)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Flirting Spot

Now expose your position and bend over. *unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819641)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: salmon out-of-control scourge upon the earth knife

I love Tommy but his impeccably terrible instincts about the market will never not be funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819680)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Scarlet motley rehab mexican

Tbf, many on xo (the "panicans") agreed with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819704)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Vivacious turdskin

stfu kike this isn't an excuse for the iran war. this is exclusively about TT being innately retarded when it comes to stock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821184)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819712)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

its sad, this reminds me of covid. now i am selling my QQQ SPY too i bet the market booms 30% more and i miss out on thosee gains. i did same in covid i sold down to like 20% equities then missed out on the biggest rally ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819754)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Cracking ebony gas station half-breed

why are you selling man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819774)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

cause furk it, its at ATH and im sick of this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819777)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Chocolate senate preventive strike

STOCKS 👏 GO 👏 UP 👏

Just stop fucking around with them and just leave them alone. They go up much more than they go down and nobody can tell when they're going down. They go up at all time highs just as much as they do the rest of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821021)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: aquamarine appetizing church

His net worth is like the bus in the movie Speed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: salmon out-of-control scourge upon the earth knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819700)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819755)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Thriller Hunting Ground



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: charismatic poppy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819986)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Umber range trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820247)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood Vigorous Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820501)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Swollen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820503)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: histrionic autistic theater therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820595)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Spruce Affirmative Action

indians are retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819705)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

is that why u import hoards of them to power ur tech, birdshit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819756)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria

after making some boneheaded moves like this i gave up trying to time the market. idk what compels people like tommy to keep at it when it's never worked for him. just a gambler chasing losses mentality i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819727)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Swollen lay

I will admit that I too fucked up in the past. I shorted the bottom during Covid right as the government announced bailouts and started printing money to keep the market up. I learned my lesson.

Tommy just enjoys gambling as a hobby. I noticed before many AZN doods love playing stocks as a hobby. My dad had a Malaysian tenant back in the day on his rental property and this guy would just sit and watch CNBC all day and play around on stonks. No one respected him lol he was just some toothless gook who would go I RIKE A STOCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819734)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

i think its cause i have no job and nothing else to do and since im in asia and markets are open all night here its just a nice hobby

my big mistake was putting more and more in, i had a mental limit to only put 3k in but i dont know why i just tell myself oh i can maek it back just put 1k more etc etc

im furking retarded i dont even care abt the SOXS ill maek that back but the puts jfc they really cld go to zero and 25k is lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819758)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Swollen lay

I think you become emotionally attached to your idea. Like why semiconductors? Why are you convinced it must come down substantially? I've never heard you articulate your reasoning or industry knowledge.

I admittedly have no ability to think past tech stonks good. I don't really know anything. But I follow the momentum and optimism of the entire country. I have no idea how you come up with your "ideas" but they seem to be totally random and irrational.

Just do what everyone else is doing. Buy low, sell high. Don't overthink it. I am not an investment genius I just read the tea leaves. In order to do a serious put on SOXS I would require an epic amount of industry knowledge and specific reasons. I have no idea where your emotional attachment to your hairbrained ideas comes from. It's not rooted in any tangible reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819761)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

i have no thesis abt chips, ive been following SOXL for a while so i just thought it wld crash bigly. tbf i had made a whole 2.8k in PROFIT from options before this shit this year.

nigga ai was doing this during one of the gravest crisis in world politics in 50 years, no one wld think the jews were so powerful they cld literally upturn the US stock market and send it to ATH, it maeks zero sense. no expert wld agree with this shit being normal.

i actually was 100% accurate putting more money cause the commmon sense outcome is at least a 20% drop on SOXL then my puts print



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819768)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Swollen lay

Name one reason 20% drop on SOXL is common sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819770)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

its gone up 90% in 11 days but if u are asking before this literally cause of iran war nigga, every other crisis QQQ dropped 10%+ sometimes even in a single day, SOXL wld easily drop 50%

this entire shit was manipulated, propped up by jews, there was a single fear day where market just tanked insanely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819781)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Swollen lay

You're literally just wrong about your entire analysis. The market did go down steadily from October to March. You sold the bottom. Markets always rally eventually. Your timing was especially bad. The time to short was October. You're so far off you don't even grasp why you were unbelievably wrong. It's amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819788)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

this is retarded monday morning QB, i literally shorting during the biggest furking geopolitical oil crisis since the 70s

and i never sold my equities at the bottom, i sold some QQQ ealier this year near ATH and last couple days ive sold more near ATH

u furks are pretending this is all predictable, i took a reasonable bet during a huge crisis and the jews won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819814)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Swollen lay

Is this geopolitical oil crisis in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819833)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

nigga, this is all fraud and lies u can sit here today and pretend it was all predictable but plz go furk urself u like, i furking deeply miss hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819859)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria

if you know the market is being manipulated that just makes trying to time it even more irrational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819795)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

because they cannot manipulate it forever unless they have some special AI shit now, this is just crazy. anyone who has followed market for last 20 years knows this is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819815)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria

i agree with you but after watching the money printer go brrrr covid recovery despite the entire global economy shutting down ive accepted theres no way for me to predict when. the next ite will probably be even worse than this ite. but unless you're gonna go full burry and predict specifically what will trigger a collapse that governments and jews can't brrrr they're way of, you're just gambling and going on vibes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819847)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

i dont recall covid being a turnarnd even this quick though that one was veddy quick, this is absurd, there never was even a real downturn, QQQ got like 13% off its highs in covid it was much more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819860)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Swollen lay

All it means is that Iran War panic was fake and a nothing burger. And for 6 months people erroneously thought the world was ending. In April they realized it wasn't and it triggered a frenzy to acquire undervalued equities everyone thought were worth way more 6 months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819869)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

ROFL yes thats exactly what happened, what the man on the street though u furking rat faced demonic kike hedge fund mossad agent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819890)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:11 AM
Author: erotic bull headed resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821036)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria

the quickness doesnt matter if you're predicting a huge crash. if the market took 30 days to recover your shorts would be just as worthless.

the problem is that you know the market is overvalued but are too greedy to just take your money out and wait for it to crash because you keep seeing it grow. but you also won't just slide and let do with your money in the market. so now you're doing the worst possible thing: repeatedly getting out and underperforming over time.

unless you wind up accurately timing the eventually crash, you will still wind up worse off than if you just kept it in. and you almost surely will miss it because a crash requires most of the market to miss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819886)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

nigga, i timed it right my SOXS was up 30k, my prob was i didnt sell it. if i had done that then sold QQQ etc today i wld be closer to 1.5m

it was stupid mistake but no one cld predict this rally, its completley insane

and now anyway i have $844,907in non equities PAAA GSY SGOV, im maeking $40,350 a year in dividends more than my annual spend

so furk it nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819896)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swollen lay

He doesn't even gamble on vibes. He gambles on fantasy scenarios in his mind. It would actually be an improvement if he gambled on vibes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819861)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

yes it was such a fantasy to think markets may crash one day during worst oil crisis since 1970s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819930)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Swollen lay

Tommy: biggest oil crisis since the 70s!

LNG: damn it feels good to be a gangsta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819936)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

You: NIGGA

All this shit is retardedd, no one can justify this. LNG, kiss my nigga ass benchod, wtf percent of US GDP is that. KISS MY CURRY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819988)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Swollen lay

I made so much money I don't even know what to do next. Reformulating my strategy. Maybe buy and hold MAGS for like a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820006)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut school cafeteria

reminds me of the old warren buffet adage "be greedy when others are greedy, be fearful when others are fearful."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Swollen lay

I literally was greedy when others were fearful. You will never admit this. You are too butthurt to admit it's was right and you were wrong. Scoreboard!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819836)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: aquamarine appetizing church

Its pretty funny to me that your twitter algorithm feeding you brown tweets About Iran winning made you lose money IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819831)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Flirting Spot

brown tweets lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820244)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Scarlet motley rehab mexican

https://x.com/gamblingmemez/status/2044154081686519945?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819742)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

Specifically, I had SOXL puts before this started and was up 1.8k I recall it was a Fri but I was greedy and though "oh i can maek even moar casue Hormuz!"

That was like 10 days ago and SOXL went up 90% since then, today is first down day but now its only down 2% it prob will close up

Back then I had only 10k into puts, now I have 25k and its worth like 2k

I had a second exit where I got up to like 7.5k and had like 11k invested but I didnt want to take losses

The other issue is SOXL has completely gone insane even compared to QQQ, the ratio is like 10 to 1 instead of 4 or 5 to 1. I still had all my QQQ SPY etc so I was maeking money off that but holding 100k and later 150k total of SOXS just killed my gains

Now I have sold more of my QQQ SPY I only have like 300k in market and 100k in SOXS (with a 50k loss) so I just need SOXX to drop 15% and I will be abt even and back above 1.4m

I dont know how I will fix my puts though I've rolled them out to 1 May, I wld need like a 20% decline in SOXL to even maek half back I dont want to put any more money in though im tempted to sell some of my SOXS and put into puts moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Opaque Karate Azn

imagine doing all this instead of VOO and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819771)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Swollen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819775)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

then what wld i do at night

my issue is not limiting it, i shldnt have put in more than 3k in puts, that was my rule actually i dont know wtf i did this, just such a retarded situation who cld have imagined 11d straight gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819785)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant magical people who are hurt market

Market goes up 70-80% of time since 2008. Hard to time anything if trying -- even harder to time a short.

Basically since 2008 they came so close to getting fucked, they are doing everything they can to not let it happen again. They can't let the Ponzi fail because of faggot boomer pensions and insurance investments, annuities, etc. They know if it ever goes, its all fucking fucked (which needs to happen of course).

The shorts will catch at least a partial nut in due course likely when the whiff of the one thing that they try so hard to control gets some escape velocity: 10yr yield. When that shit (or the perception by overall market that it will) creep above 5% and they can't control it, it's all fucked and the Ponzi will collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819787)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Swollen lay

Mfcr. I learned this lesson the hard way during Covid. Ponzi won't collapse though. Probably some course correction but hard to predict when.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819818)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

nigga this has nothing to do with that, its cause the jews knew the market cant crash during iran war cause that wld put enormous pressure on orange retard to end the war. thats it, thats what all this is abt. and they were right, it was the one thing that wld have destroyed the iran war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819820)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Swollen lay

Jews started the war. Jews ended it. Poetic in a sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819840)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

i bet after the peace deal the market will tank bigly, ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819862)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Swollen lay

There will likely be a sell-off and correction but hard to predict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819872)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

it prob will just move sideways for a few weeks to furk puts then crash bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820015)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Passionate cruel-hearted pistol yarmulke

^^^^^ best indicator ever that the market will moon another 20%

Then Trump will probably announce tariff victory in September-October for a RED HOT midterm rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820531)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

turdskin cry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821037)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Flushed Tanning Salon

My attitude towards the weirdness of the market is that it's a reflection of the staggering wealth of the American upper middle classes, who are bigger than ever and have so much money that they don't know what to do with it and need to put it somewhere, aka the market. Any downs is just temporary. Ride it out. America is also by far the most dynamic and flexible economy and resilient consumer base. Look at everything that's happened since Trump took office and yet things just keep ticking alone.

Am aware people in the 1920s must have thought similarly, but the fatal flaw was excess overcapacity in American industrialism combined with unregulated banking and a few bad policy moves. The US not in any danger of excess overcapacity in its industrial and manufacturing base (unlike China) though that doesn't preclude other potential problems, like sudden excess overcapacity in the employment market due to AI. Thats a bit unknown but I'm not fearful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821169)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Vivacious turdskin

"The US not in any danger of excess overcapacity in its industrial and manufacturing base (unlike China)"

We're also far, far more vulnerable to the whims of China than the other way around. If the CCP decided to skullfuck us by denying us access to the world's manufacturing engine we could be reduced to a Latin American-style economy. Of course more realistically we just end up like the modern UK, our best example of a post-financialization/service economy country which abandoned manufacturing, but that would not go over very well here since we don't have the same sort of welfare state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821197)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: arrogant low-t institution

i dont think your thesis is wrong. i think your timing is wrong (as usual). where are you right now? because every single asian country is rationing oil. you should be seeing first hand factories starting to shut down, people being asked to go home, and rationing on "main street". this isnt like covid where demand destruction happened overnight. this is a slow roll that permeates east to west over 3-6 months. that is why you havent seen the drop you were expecting in us stocks, your timing is off. and this war is far from over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819893)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Swollen lay

Good points. I would also say that some of the optimism I think is coming from adaptation and the fact that US may be shielded from the worst of it.

That being said Nikkei continues to skyrocket even more than the S&P. So I don't know how to explain that. If your thesis is correct then there's a lot of money to be made. I'm not smart enough to pull off a successful short so I don't do it. You could potentially be right though. I just do value investing because I'm a dumb goy. Shrug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819898)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

lol nothing happened in asia nigga

anyway this is all furking god damn rat faced jews, theres no explanation. how can retards even try explaining this with some valid reasons, its just jewish mossad crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819900)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: arrogant low-t institution

thailand has a fuel crisis level, kind of like defcon for us. currently it is level 2, 1 being the lowest, 3 means full crisis. there are plans to start limiting and rationing oil. th has started using reserves, like the us releasing spr. and th is better off than say s.korea which is about to be screwed in about 2 weeks if they dont get something to keep their factories like sk hynix running - s.korea already has fuel caps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819907)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

well, all this shit is delayed, maybe shit hits the fan in a couple weeks, after my puts expire of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819933)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Flirting Spot

if your timing is wrong, your thesis is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820251)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Swollen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820255)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: mauve arousing property wrinkle

Meanwhile I bought nearly $8k of VTI almost at the very bottom of this recent dip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819894)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Free-loading lodge selfie

u have to hold for year tho rigt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819906)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: mauve arousing property wrinkle

Yes, my strategy is to just buy more VTI with each paycheck and hold for years. Had TT followed this simple strategy, he'd be worth notably more. And that's not speculation; he's directly admitted to this. But he's still a fucking idiot thinking he can beat the market. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819932)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

its true but now im so rich wtf wld i be even 80% in equities? im maeking 40k a year doing nothing just 800k+ in PAAA, GSY, SGOV

when i was younger and had 300-600k maybe i shld have been 90% equities in SPY or VTI but always felt it was risky cause i havent really had a real jerb since 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819937)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Curious clown

“Buy more with each *paycheck* and hold for years…”

And there’s where you and I diverge sharply from Tommy T. I’ve earned progressively larger paychecks and dutifully chucked progressively larger slugs into VTI for years and years. I’m worth much more than him at this point. All for the low-low cost of riding a desk at a stressful job for an unspeakable number of hours a year and reviewing my alarming bloodwork at least semiannually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

congrats on maeking $800 breh, u can buy a few trannies in pattaya with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49819935)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: charismatic poppy den

That is more trannies than you can afford in pattaya, FRIEND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820168)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Big pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820172)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: frisky sick pervert

Why do xo poasters view TT as a god of investing? It seems unwarranted to me. I would follow what RSF does if I was going to take advice from a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49820554)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

rofl which poasters view me as god of invewsting? i rightfully get mad fun of

if i had listened to XO on lots of things like SOL i wld have 3m+ now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821012)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: frisky sick pervert

A lot of people here look up to you and admire and copy you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821149)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

only the sex with niggas thing for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821157)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Rough-skinned kitchen dog poop

Tommy, not flame, since you love drinking beer and chasing your losses on stonks, why don't you go hang at some tranny bars and watch baseball and make a bunch of sports bets all day instead. It'll scratch your itch, give you something to do, and combine all your true passions.

Leave your real money in the market long term like everyone is telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821225)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Cuckold

but where will i find a baseball playing trannie bar in kazakhstan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2...#49821298)