Date: June 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Brother Louie
37 year old firefighter good shape with tattoos lives in my friends neighborhood bragging about how he can retire at 42. His wife was waiting on him hand and foot while his kids were in the pool.
I said to him “you only have a hot wife bc you met her in college.” He looked at me like “who are you? Why are you talking to me?”
I repeated “I said you only have a hot wife bc you met her in college.”
I explained “you’re 5’10. I’m 6’3. People immediately see me and have more respect.”
He laughed and said “ok man if you say so.”
I replied “yeah I say so. And everyone in here thinks the same thing. Even your wife and kids.”
He laughed and said “I think it’s time to lay off the white claws bro.”
Everyone was silent and no one laughed at his joke.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873767&forum_id=2...#49935469)