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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Yellow Site
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Yellow Site
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Arousing roommate travel guidebook
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Sadistic sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Sadistic sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
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Yellow Site
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
comical meetinghouse
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
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  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
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  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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Vermilion Mind-boggling Newt
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
electric trailer park french chef
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Brass wild school cafeteria shitlib
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
electric trailer park french chef
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
cream irradiated nibblets
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Elite National Lettuce
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
beady-eyed ebony center
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Shimmering Exhilarant Pistol
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Learning disabled corn cake ceo
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Elite National Lettuce
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Shimmering Exhilarant Pistol
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Learning disabled corn cake ceo
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
provocative abusive feces gaping
  04/05/26
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Yellow Site
  04/05/26
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translucent pungent rigpig
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
cream irradiated nibblets
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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flirting menage generalized bond
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
flirting menage generalized bond
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
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  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
buff resort
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
cream irradiated nibblets
  04/05/26
...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Yellow Site

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: obsidian alcoholic fanboi library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Yellow Site

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Arousing roommate travel guidebook

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Sadistic sweet tailpipe

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Sadistic sweet tailpipe

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Yellow Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: comical meetinghouse

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: obsidian alcoholic fanboi library

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: sienna bateful striped hyena

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: gay trip genital piercing base

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: provocative abusive feces gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Vermilion Mind-boggling Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: electric trailer park french chef

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Brass wild school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: electric trailer park french chef

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: cream irradiated nibblets

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Elite National Lettuce

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed ebony center

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Shimmering Exhilarant Pistol

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled corn cake ceo

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Elite National Lettuce

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Shimmering Exhilarant Pistol

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Learning disabled corn cake ceo

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: provocative abusive feces gaping

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Yellow Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: translucent pungent rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: cream irradiated nibblets

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: flirting menage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: flirting menage generalized bond

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Aqua Toilet Seat Set

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: buff resort

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy lodge

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: cream irradiated nibblets

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49812165)