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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
Diverse whorehouse
  11/11/14
180 actually
mauve school
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most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
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stimulating offensive patrolman
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
comical mewling generalized bond
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
Diverse whorehouse
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
comical mewling generalized bond
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
Diverse whorehouse
  11/11/14
his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
comical mewling generalized bond
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
deranged electric corn cake
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olive property reading party
  05/22/16
nah
Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre
  11/11/14
? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
chrome vibrant stage
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He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
Diverse whorehouse
  11/11/14
Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
swollen self-centered rehab sex offender
  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
Diverse whorehouse
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ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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mauve school
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GAPED
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that bit about depravity really stings
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Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre
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Incisive
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Bisexual mad cow disease
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passionate rebellious multi-billionaire digit ratio
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stimulating offensive patrolman
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Still stings
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
chrome vibrant stage
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
Cyan faggotry
  11/11/14
Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
marvelous market
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*bangs gong*
mind-boggling boltzmann
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embarrassing OP
stimulating offensive patrolman
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: mauve school

180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696109)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Gay up-to-no-good goal in life

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Unhinged parlour



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: haunting bateful space



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Maniacal library becky



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: stimulating offensive patrolman



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: comical mewling generalized bond

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: comical mewling generalized bond

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: comical mewling generalized bond

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696281)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: deranged electric corn cake

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: olive property reading party

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre

nah

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30536004)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: chrome vibrant stage

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: swollen self-centered rehab sex offender

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut cuckoldry

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696229)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Frozen hyperventilating international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating amber nibblets



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant coffee pot



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser degenerate



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Saffron Pisswyrm



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: sapphire out-of-control internal respiration love of her life

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Bearded bronze tattoo box office

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: mauve school



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: beta circlehead house

GAPED

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: impressive primrose menage clown



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: doobsian vigorous macaca



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: elite alcoholic locus

that bit about depravity really stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: olive property reading party



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone umber theater stage mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: haunting bateful space



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:17 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: big violent electric furnace pocket flask

damn

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Orange appetizing party of the first part theatre



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Bisexual mad cow disease

Incisive

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:06 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored cerise university

Still stings

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Bisexual mad cow disease



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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:08 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:10 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: chrome vibrant stage

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696668)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Cyan faggotry

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: marvelous market

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535788)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling boltzmann

*bangs gong*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30537270)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: stimulating offensive patrolman

embarrassing OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145762)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral idiotic range

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#42837458)