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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Aromatic aquamarine hunting ground
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/14/22
...
Olive Gaming Laptop Potus
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
House-broken Tanning Salon
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/14/22
...
House-broken Tanning Salon
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
dun selfie university
  04/14/22
...
Sinister cuck
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Bateful volcanic crater shrine
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/28/22
...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  07/04/23
...
Sinister cuck
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
carnelian multi-colored factory reset button
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
maroon temple philosopher-king
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/27/24
?
maroon temple philosopher-king
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
maroon temple philosopher-king
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
maroon temple philosopher-king
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Bat-shit-crazy Whorehouse Psychic
  04/27/24
Georgia?
maroon temple philosopher-king
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Bat-shit-crazy Whorehouse Psychic
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Odious Seedy Place Of Business
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Titillating pink jewess
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Obsidian arousing roast beef
  04/24/26
...
Razzle swollen school cafeteria affirmative action
  04/27/24
180
dull histrionic sweet tailpipe
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Bateful volcanic crater shrine
  04/27/24
Honk honk
dull histrionic sweet tailpipe
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Bat-shit-crazy Whorehouse Psychic
  04/27/24
...
Ocher pit scourge upon the earth
  04/27/24
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Razzle swollen school cafeteria affirmative action
  10/08/24
...
beady-eyed ape
  10/08/24
...
Wild bonkers voyeur trust fund
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Indigo Mexican
  06/06/24
...
mind-boggling organic girlfriend
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
insecure alcoholic preventive strike becky
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
big turquoise yarmulke center
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
insecure alcoholic preventive strike becky
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
big turquoise yarmulke center
  06/06/24
...
Lascivious Wrinkle
  04/24/26
...
beady-eyed ape
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  09/14/25
...
Razzmatazz Balding Son Of Senegal
  03/31/26
flame?
painfully honest parlor
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Cerebral Crawly Chapel
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
bright trip trailer park
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Gay Floppy Property
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
bright trip trailer park
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Flesh concupiscible really tough guy
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Lascivious Wrinkle
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Aromatic aquamarine hunting ground

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Olive Gaming Laptop Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: House-broken Tanning Salon

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: House-broken Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: dun selfie university

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Sinister cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Bateful volcanic crater shrine

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Sinister cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: carnelian multi-colored factory reset button

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: maroon temple philosopher-king

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: maroon temple philosopher-king

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: maroon temple philosopher-king

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: maroon temple philosopher-king

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Whorehouse Psychic

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: maroon temple philosopher-king

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Whorehouse Psychic

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Odious Seedy Place Of Business

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Titillating pink jewess

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Obsidian arousing roast beef

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle swollen school cafeteria affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: dull histrionic sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Bateful volcanic crater shrine

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: dull histrionic sweet tailpipe

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Whorehouse Psychic

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Ocher pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Razzle swollen school cafeteria affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Wild bonkers voyeur trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Indigo Mexican

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: insecure alcoholic preventive strike becky

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: big turquoise yarmulke center

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: insecure alcoholic preventive strike becky

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: big turquoise yarmulke center

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Balding Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: painfully honest parlor

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Chapel

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: bright trip trailer park

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Gay Floppy Property

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: bright trip trailer park

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Flesh concupiscible really tough guy

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...#50021007)