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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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Tim D'Apple
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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Having a good day so far?
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: vigorous roast beef

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: haunting telephone main people

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Grizzly dysfunction

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Razzle Box Office Depressive

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Flickering bateful corner

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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Cracking Nudist Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: shaky office jew

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
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Like the Ramones

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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Green selfie

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: coiffed crystalline school alpha

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: awkward ebony ape mad-dog skullcap

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: rambunctious passionate address pervert

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: exciting jewess

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: histrionic avocado shrine becky

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: filthy volcanic crater affirmative action

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored pocket flask

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: black irradiated striped hyena

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Talented candlestick maker

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic base

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: shaky office jew



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Green selfie



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: thriller mauve garrison



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous roast beef

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Unhinged laser beams hominid

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: galvanic gay orchestra pit faggotry

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Odious Olive School Cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Ocher Trailer Park Dragon

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Motley Dog Poop Resort

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Godawful alcoholic cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: talking bipolar dopamine

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Slate regret area



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: filthy volcanic crater affirmative action

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: brindle vibrant piazza juggernaut

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz genital piercing kitchen

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: gold range

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: vigorous roast beef

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: coiffed crystalline school alpha

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Twinkling hairless whorehouse round eye

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...#37915994)