SUNDAY MORNING JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS!!!

PUMPED UP LIKE INFLATABLE PLAYPENS!!!

READY TO RIDE ON FOOLISH FAGGOT STRIVER POORS WHO WISH TO LIVE IN DENIAL OF THE REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

SEND SOME STORIES!!! IVY MISSING BEHAVIOR PREFERRED!!!

LETS GET TO IT XO!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947201)

HERE TO DROP SOME 180S ON FOOLS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947215)

http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/11/pf/college/student-loan-value/index.htm

School districts should pay you $500/hr to talk sense into seniors. Taxpayers would get the money back in reduced healthcare and welfare costs down the road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947248)

BUT LORD KNOWS IF I EVER OFFERED TO SHARE MY MESSAGE WITH WIDE-EYED IGNORANT 870 SAT HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS ABOUT THEIR TRUE PROSPECTS IN LIFE, FAGGOT GUIDANCE COUNSELORS WHO PLAY GOD WITH CHILDRENS LIVES WOULD HAVE ME ESCORTED OFF CAMPUS BY THE LOCAL POLICE!!!

WELDER, MINER, PLUMBER, ELECTRICIAN, POLICE OFFICER, INFANTRYMAN, MECHANIC, ROOFER, PAINTER, CARPENTER, FIREMAN, LPN, MACHINIST...ALL OF THESE CAREER PATHS ARE OPEN TO THESE KIDS!!!

BUT NO, THIS IS AMERICA, WE DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY'RE JUST NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT AS A MICHELIN RATED CHEF OR INTERNATIONAL ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE ADVOCATE!!!

THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND SO FUCKING SAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947289)

KEEP THE STORIES COMING!!!

THIS IS PRIME TIME FOR TALES OF WOE FROM THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR CLASSES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947776)

ROFFLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20951050)

First can you comment on this though?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/useless--degree--awesome-job.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947203)

LET ME CRACK OPEN A FRESH SUGAR FREE RED BULL!!!

POASTING TAKES ENERGY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947216)

ENCOURAGING CURRENT IDIOT IVY MISSING STRIVER POORS TO CONTINUE DOWN THE PATH OF EXPONENTIALLY GROWING STUDENT LOAN DEBT FOR WORTHLESS DEGREES???

NOTE THE INDIVIDUALS PROFILED IN THE ARTICLE: NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE SMUG FUCKS THAT IS PROPERLY EMPLOYED GRADUATED AFTER 1999!!!

THE DREAM IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAD!!! THEIR PATHS ARE NO LONGER OPEN TO YOU IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE OF A NON-IVY (AND IVY DOES NOT INCLUDE CORNELL)!!!

THE SCULPTURE MAJOR THAT GRADUATED IN 2009 RECEIVES A "STEADY PAYCHECK AND HEALTH INSURANCE" AFTER MAKING 12 FUCKING BUCKS AN HOUR - IN AMERICA IN 2012 THATS CODE FOR A 30K SALARY WITH SOME FUCKED UP HSA HIGH DEDUCTIBLE HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN THAT HITS YOU WITH A 2000 DOLLAR BILL FOR AN ER VISIT

IM SURE THAT WHEN HE WENT TO "UNIVERSITY", HE AND HIS FAMILY CONSIDERED A POVERTY-LEVEL WAGE BARELY ABLE TO COVER THE RENT ON SOME SHITHOLE IN FUCKING BUSHWICK AN IDEAL OUTCOME

STAY ON THE LOOKOUT KIDS!!! DONT BE FOOLED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947225)

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/66347.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947212)

This Bright-Eyed Young Man Was Utterly Demolished By Student Loans

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/nick-keiths-student-loan-horror-story-2012-3?op=1#ixzz1yii8nwFG

http://www.businessinsider.com/nick-keiths-student-loan-horror-story-2012-3?op=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947220)

THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY A FUCKING WALKING, TALKING EXAMPLE OF HOW NOT TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

LET US BEGIN WITH KEY TAKEAWAYS FROM HIS TRULY PATHETIC AND HORRIFYING STORY

1) "Keith's father only agreed to co-sign a student loan if he stuck with an engineering degree at Iowa State University, but even with decent grades, he knew it wasn't a right fit. He dropped out sophomore year and later turned to the California Culinary Academy–without his dad as a safety net–hoping to put his love for healthy eating to use."

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??? YOU HAD A COSIGNER WITH GOOD CREDIT READY TO GO TO GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY SOMETHING USEFUL AND IN DEMAND AND YOU FUCKING DROPPED IT??? THIS DUDE IS A MEDIOCRE FUCK AS ILLUSTRATED BY HIS MATRICULATION AT THE WORLD-RENOWNED IOWA MOTHERFUCKING STATE UNIVERSITY. AN ENGINEERING DEGREE FROM THIS PLACE WAS HIS ONLY SHOT AT SOMETHING APPROACHING A MIDDLE-CLASS LIFE IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 AND HE FUCKING REJECTED IT TO PURSUE SOME IDIOTIC WILD-EYED DREAMS OF BECOMING A MICHELIN RATED CHEF!!!

2) "The culinary academy commercials were on the Food Network every 15 minutes"

LOLLLLL IF ANY OF YOU NEEDED ANY EVIDENCE FOR JUST HOW MUCH OF A MOUTHBREATHING FUCK THIS GUY IS, HERE IT IS!!! THIS IS A GUY THAT THINKS GOING TO A SCHOOL FUCKING ADVERTISING ON TELEVISION WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE!!! LISTEN BRO, YOU AREN'T A HOT CHICK OR A GAY, AND YOURE FROM FUCKING MIDDLE AMERICA WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE ZERO CULINARY TASTE AND PROBABLY SUBSISTED ON MACARONI AND CHEESE AND SLOPPY JOES GROWING UP. NOBODY AT A RESPECTABLE CABLE CHANNEL IS LOOKING TO HIRE YOUR ASS!!! ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE GREW UP LIKE A FUCKING STRAY DOG, BUT GIVEN THAT HE DID, THERE ARE JUST CERTAIN DREAMS THAT WILL NEVER BE REALIZABLE!!!

3) "I was lied to about the terms of the private student loan," Keith says. "And after completing the program, my first job in the culinary field (working on a meal assembly line) paid $10 per hour."

BROTHER WHO LIED TO YOU ABOUT THE TERMS OF THE FUCKING STUDENT LOAN??? YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY MONEY, RIGHT??? AND YOU NEEDED TO PAY FOR SCHOOL, RIGHT??? AND YOUR FATHER, IN HIS (IN HINDSIGHT) TRULY ASTOUNDING WISDOM AND APPRAISAL OF YOUR LIFE PROSPECTS, REFUSED TO COSIGN ANY LOANS, RIGHT??? SO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO ATTEND THIS SHITBOX CULINARY SCHOOL??? AND YOU NEVER DID ANY RESEARCH AS TO THE FUCKING OUTCOMES OF GRADUATES FROM CULINARY SCHOOLS??? THIS HAS BEEN MIDDLE AND LOWER-MIDDLE CLASS COMMON KNOWLEDGE FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS AT LEAST. THESE PLACES ARE FUCKING SCAMS, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT. ZERO FUCKING SYMPATHY.

4) "He was also paying a 19% variable interest rate – nearly triple the capped interest rate on federal unsubsidized loans"

LOLLLLLLL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. ASSHOLES WITH SUB 500 CREDIT SCORES PAY LESS THAN THIS ON THEIR FUCKING 500 DOLLAR LIMIT VISA SIGNATURE CARDS!!!

5) "Keith camped out in his dad's heated garage for the better part of 2011, hoping he'd be able to either find a job or sell enough of his belongings to afford to move back West for work.

When we caught up with him in late May, Keith said things with his father turned sour and he used the $2,500 or so he raised on hotel stays instead. As of last week, with the rest of his savings dried up, Keith officially joined the ranks of the homeless.

He's living out of an aged minivan, taking advantage of Salvation Army for meals and groceries. At night, he crashes at highway truck stops, where he says he's rarely bothered."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SOME TOM JOAD LEVEL POVERTY!!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ALLOW "THINGS TO GO SOUR" WITH THE ONE PERSON THAT HAS STOOD BY YOU THROUGH YOUR IDIOTIC WANDERINGS!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

LISTEN UP KIDS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE HERE IN AMERICA ALLOW THOSE WITH MEDIOCRE TALENTS TO DREAM ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE. THIS PATHETIC INDIVIDUAL COULD HAVE BEEN A MIDDLE-CLASS ENGINEER IN FLYOVER COUNTRY, WITH A 50% PAID OFF MORTGAGE, WIFE AND MAYBE A KID OR TWO BY NOW. INSTEAD, BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY ALLOWED HIM TO DREAM ABOVE HIS STATION IN LIFE, AND THEN PROVIDED HIM THE ACCESS TO A SIGNIFICANT QUANTUM OF DEBT FINANCING WHOLLY UNMOORED FROM ANY REASONABLE ESTIMATE OF HIS ABILITY TO REPAY SAID DEBT, HE IS LIVING OUT OF A FUCKING VAN, COLLECTING DISABILITY, AND EATING THREE-WEEKS EXPIRED CHICKEN SOUP FROM A CAN PROVIDED BY HIS LOCAL FOOD BANK!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947264)

THE PAUPERIZATION OF THE IGNORANT MOUTHBREATHING YET SOMEHOW STRIVING CLASSES CONTINUES!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947595)

BUT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

REMEMBER THAT!!!

TIME SPENT ON TWITTER CAN LEAVE YOUR CAREER IN THE SHITTER!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!! XO OR BUST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20949360)

MY MAN STICK WITH THE SUGARFREE RED BULL

MINIMAL LIQUID VOLUME FOR MAXIMUM ENERGY BOOST!!!

DONT WANNA CATCH A STOMACH CRAMP WHEN YOURE PERFORMING YOUR DAILY CALISTHENICS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947600)

YOU GETTING SOME SITUPS IN ON THIS FINE SUNDAY???

GOTTA KEEP FIT!!! ELITE JOBS ARE UNAVAILABLE TO THE OBESE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20947644)

CALISTHENICS OR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20948937)

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I made it w/o laughing until this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20948496)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978123&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20948946)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1790955&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20949092)

"As a former secretary of labor and current professor, I feel I owe it to you to tell you the truth about the pieces of parchment you’re picking up today.

You’re f*cked."

http://robertreich.org/post/23301640941

THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20951379)

FIRED UP LIKE A GAS STOVE IN THIS BITCH!!!

HARD HITTING POASTS BRINGIN THE TRUTH LIKE PAUL PIERCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20957657)

BIG DEBT SUFFOCATES IN MANY WAYS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20959077)

IT IS A NEW AGE OF AUSTERITY!!!

IF YOU ARENT ELITE, GET YOUR HEAD DOWN AND GET TO WORK!!!

OPPORTUNITIES FOR ADVANCEMENT WILL NOT BE FORTHCOMING TO THOSE THAT LACK HIGH LEVELS OF SOCIAL, FINANCIAL AND INTELLECTUAL CAPITAL!!!

DONT GET FOOLED BY THE AMERICAN DREAM!!! SHES DEAD IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2...#20959117)