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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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you need to write a book or something
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Trip Den



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Khaki galvanic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: disturbing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: out-of-control yapping tank idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Gold address

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Gold address

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Big Temple

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Drab macaca circlehead

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous charcoal range



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous charcoal range



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: high-end windowlicker preventive strike



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: bespoke unholy ceo church



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: bipolar pontificating sweet tailpipe nursing home

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: avocado domesticated set

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Sexy Stead Headpube

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: lemon narrow-minded stage

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious striped hyena love of her life

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bronze station

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Sooty gas station

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: spectacular dragon knife

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: diverse sapphire theater

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Digit Ratio Rehab

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bronze station



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: disrespectful cumskin skinny woman

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: fuchsia locale sound barrier

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Abnormal dun crackhouse

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: boyish abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: insecure spot pervert

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Sickened Shrine

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Hideous people who are hurt pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood swashbuckling hissy fit

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated sanctuary clown

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Brindle nibblets

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Big-titted Area Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing gaming laptop candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Buff fighting dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Jet selfie halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: 180 crusty patrolman

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Brindle nibblets

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: avocado domesticated set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: painfully honest motley house kitty cat

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: floppy jap state

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Bistre geriatric property roommate

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Brindle nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: hilarious filthy resort

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Electric harsh orchestra pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Disgusting dark wagecucks parlor

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: amber legend coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: high-end windowlicker preventive strike

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: pink titillating trump supporter factory reset button

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Mischievous Market Mexican

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: medicated razzle-dazzle electric furnace cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Impertinent national security agency depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Twinkling exciting step-uncle's house rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Talented federal idea he suggested water buffalo

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Twinkling exciting step-uncle's house rigpig

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Cerebral site goyim

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Useless bawdyhouse

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Massive Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: painfully honest motley house kitty cat

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Racy milk prole

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Hateful alcoholic heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating space place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed liquid oxygen indirect expression

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: cerise territorial partner

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mother institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Massive Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: cerise territorial partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: lascivious striped hyena love of her life

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible lilac gay wizard hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: costumed supple forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Submissive multi-colored church building genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Burgundy Frozen Senate Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#39374743)



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Author: Charismatic Yellow Public Bath



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Author: Sooty gas station



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Hideous people who are hurt pocket flask



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Histrionic black menage



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Author: gay hall ladyboy



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Impertinent national security agency depressive



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: ivory judgmental parlour useless brakes



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Author: passionate blue boistinker point



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: hairraiser twinkling uncleanness regret



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Author: avocado domesticated set



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: navy shitlib base



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Author: Silver Boiling Water



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: carmine curious boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Vermilion Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: copper piazza mental disorder



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Frisky chad native



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...#49948355)