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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Big-titted Dashing Base | 10/09/12 |
| Big-titted Dashing Base | 10/09/12 |
| Big-titted Dashing Base | 10/10/12 |
| frozen boyish toilet seat | 10/10/12 |
| infuriating school | 10/10/12 |
| bateful address | 10/10/12 |
| Excitant trust fund | 10/10/12 |
| glittery stock car house | 10/10/12 |
| Excitant trust fund | 10/10/12 |
| Drab love of her life | 10/10/12 |
| mewling faggotry | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| Big-titted Dashing Base | 10/10/12 |
| sickened electric furnace tanning salon | 10/10/12 |
| Charismatic dead state milk | 10/10/12 |
| Pungent Background Story Gaming Laptop | 10/29/12 |
| coral disrespectful stage | 05/14/23 |
| Aggressive Big Box Office Sex Offender | 10/29/12 |
| Know-it-all brunch | 10/29/12 |
| Slippery corner | 05/15/23 |
| soul-stirring judgmental friendly grandma | 05/15/23 |
| comical center | 05/15/23 |
| carmine party of the first part | 05/15/23 |
| carmine party of the first part | 02/01/26 |
| Electric fuchsia step-uncle's house main people | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Big-titted Dashing Base http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Big-titted Dashing Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Big-titted Dashing Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: frozen boyish toilet seat lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: infuriating school What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: bateful address http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Excitant trust fund dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: glittery stock car house Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Excitant trust fund cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Drab love of her life "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: mewling faggotry It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Big-titted Dashing Base Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: sickened electric furnace tanning salon tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Charismatic dead state milk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Pungent Background Story Gaming Laptop awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: coral disrespectful stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Aggressive Big Box Office Sex Offender these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Know-it-all brunch Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Slippery corner 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: soul-stirring judgmental friendly grandma You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: comical center lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: carmine party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: carmine party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Electric fuchsia step-uncle's house main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...#49639607) |