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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
tell me
Balding passionate brethren selfie
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
lol tyft
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Kink-friendly theater stage headpube
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Floppy Sooty Church Building
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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Vivacious Shrine Gunner
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so underrated
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Histrionic dilemma
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
abnormal university tattoo
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
ivory skinny woman address
  08/14/13
lmao
Balding passionate brethren selfie
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
abnormal university tattoo
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
ruby frisky black woman
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fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
cordovan swashbuckling rehab
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
rofl
Balding passionate brethren selfie
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
rofl
vengeful ticket booth
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Navy high-end tanning salon multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Marvelous location wagecucks
  08/14/13
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fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
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Marvelous location wagecucks
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
ivory skinny woman address
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Marvelous location wagecucks
  08/14/13
best of thread
umber parlor background story
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Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
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Razzle orange trailer park kitty
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Razzle orange trailer park kitty
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
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fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
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fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
unholy meetinghouse cuck
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
ivory skinny woman address
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Balding passionate brethren selfie
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180
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Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
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arrogant office liquid oxygen
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Domesticated charismatic site
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Lascivious flickering dysfunction
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
lol
up-to-no-good newt
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Marvelous location wagecucks
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
umber parlor background story
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Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
contagious turquoise menage
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Alcoholic Clear Crackhouse
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
umber parlor background story
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Spectacular misunderstood halford nibblets
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
cordovan swashbuckling rehab
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
cordovan swashbuckling rehab
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Brindle Aromatic Box Office Mexican
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Spectacular misunderstood halford nibblets
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
umber parlor background story
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Amethyst Jet-lagged Casino Roommate
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
umber parlor background story
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
umber parlor background story
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
abusive buff alpha striped hyena
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
umber parlor background story
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
whatever
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Awkward turdskin faggotry
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Marvelous location wagecucks
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
lol
nofapping chartreuse resort chad
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
180
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Chest-beating bbw doctorate
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Marvelous location wagecucks
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Indecent underhanded principal's office
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Indecent underhanded principal's office
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
lol tyft
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
umber parlor background story
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pink rigpig
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
nofapping chartreuse resort chad
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Hairraiser mahogany hominid
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
trip pit community account
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
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Sick center
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
lmao
fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate
  08/14/13
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Amethyst Jet-lagged Casino Roommate
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Haunting beta hell dingle berry
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
blue ceo gay wizard
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
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Indecent underhanded principal's office
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
Pics?
Fighting Potus
  08/14/13
link?
blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency
  08/17/13
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Balding passionate brethren selfie
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Rambunctious son of senegal
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
hateful spot dragon
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
metal chrome scourge upon the earth native
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
umber parlor background story
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Wonderful space
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
useless mood
  08/14/13
Underrated
Sick center
  08/15/13
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bipolar flesh field
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Wonderful space
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
useless mood
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Zombie-like big school cafeteria dog poop
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Green Athletic Conference Hall
  08/14/13
lol
tantric internal respiration
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Green Athletic Conference Hall
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
tantric internal respiration
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Green Athletic Conference Hall
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Wonderful space
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
pearly useless brakes stead
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Spectacular misunderstood halford nibblets
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Electric half-breed state
  08/14/13
180
sickened appetizing personal credit line
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
tantric internal respiration
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Razzmatazz avocado theater
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
tantric internal respiration
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Talking white point telephone
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Supple greedy legend jewess
  08/14/13
180
Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
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useless mood
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metal chrome scourge upon the earth native
  08/17/13
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jet godawful locus voyeur
  09/11/13
Lmao
Grizzly philosopher-king
  06/07/17
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Dashing puce main people regret
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Autistic wrinkle
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Talking white point telephone
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Saffron Piazza Jew
  08/14/13
lol
Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
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insecure heaven masturbator
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
curious base twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Cream Love Of Her Life Private Investor
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Cracking house
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
dead coffee pot
  08/17/13
poignant
carnelian provocative area
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
arousing bright really tough guy trust fund
  08/17/13
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Talking white point telephone
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
jet godawful locus voyeur
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
heady stage
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Zombie-like big school cafeteria dog poop
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Floppy Sooty Church Building
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Irradiated Institution Ladyboy
  12/28/13
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house-broken idiot deer antler
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
mind-boggling filthy jap gaming laptop
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
excitant fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Embarrassed To The Bone Friendly Grandma
  03/10/14
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arrogant office liquid oxygen
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
contagious turquoise menage
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Fear-inspiring bonkers queen of the night
  01/19/16
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Razzmatazz avocado theater
  10/25/17
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blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency
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blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency
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arrogant office liquid oxygen
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blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency
  03/13/16
I want pizza
thriller business firm french chef
  06/07/17
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Fear-inspiring bonkers queen of the night
  09/22/17
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Multi-colored gaped water buffalo
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Stubborn mischievous stage milk
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Indigo kitchen
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Stubborn mischievous stage milk
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Odious carmine affirmative action
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blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency
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blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency
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narrow-minded bateful garrison
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Odious carmine affirmative action
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Balding passionate brethren selfie

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly theater stage headpube

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Floppy Sooty Church Building

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: arrogant office liquid oxygen

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vivacious Shrine Gunner



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: drab orchestra pit pisswyrm

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bipolar flesh field



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Domesticated charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Stirring crawly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Iridescent hilarious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle orange trailer park kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing puce main people regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: sticky fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: abnormal university tattoo

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: ivory skinny woman address

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Balding passionate brethren selfie

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle orange trailer park kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: abnormal university tattoo

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: ruby frisky black woman

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: cordovan swashbuckling rehab

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Balding passionate brethren selfie

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: vengeful ticket booth

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Navy high-end tanning salon multi-billionaire

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: tantric internal respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bipolar flesh field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Odious carmine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing puce main people regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: ivory skinny woman address

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle orange trailer park kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Razzle orange trailer park kitty

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: unholy meetinghouse cuck

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: ivory skinny woman address

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Lascivious flickering dysfunction

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Balding passionate brethren selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: nofapping chartreuse resort chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: shivering ebony keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: arrogant office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Domesticated charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Lascivious flickering dysfunction

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: up-to-no-good newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: contagious turquoise menage

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic Clear Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Dull concupiscible persian abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: heady stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: heady stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Odious carmine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Spectacular misunderstood halford nibblets

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: cordovan swashbuckling rehab

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cordovan swashbuckling rehab

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: mildly autistic learning disabled forum legal warrant

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Brindle Aromatic Box Office Mexican

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Spectacular misunderstood halford nibblets

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Amethyst Jet-lagged Casino Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: abusive buff alpha striped hyena

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Awkward turdskin faggotry

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: nofapping chartreuse resort chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating bbw doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Marvelous location wagecucks

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Indecent underhanded principal's office

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Indecent underhanded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: pink rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: nofapping chartreuse resort chad

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser mahogany hominid

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: trip pit community account

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Free-loading glittery national famous landscape painting

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Sick center

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: fishy pontificating sneaky criminal associate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Amethyst Jet-lagged Casino Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Haunting beta hell dingle berry

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: blue ceo gay wizard

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Indecent underhanded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Fighting Potus

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Balding passionate brethren selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious son of senegal

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: hateful spot dragon

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: metal chrome scourge upon the earth native

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: umber parlor background story

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Wonderful space

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: useless mood

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Sick center

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: bipolar flesh field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Wonderful space

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: useless mood

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like big school cafeteria dog poop

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Zippy soul-stirring rigor juggernaut

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Green Athletic Conference Hall

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: tantric internal respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Green Athletic Conference Hall

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: tantric internal respiration

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Green Athletic Conference Hall

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Wonderful space

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: pearly useless brakes stead

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Spectacular misunderstood halford nibblets

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Electric half-breed state

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: sickened appetizing personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: tantric internal respiration

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado theater

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: tantric internal respiration

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Talking white point telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Supple greedy legend jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: useless mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: metal chrome scourge upon the earth native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: jet godawful locus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Grizzly philosopher-king

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Dashing puce main people regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Autistic wrinkle

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Talking white point telephone

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza Jew

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Dun pea-brained mediation yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: insecure heaven masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: curious base twinkling uncleanness

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Cream Love Of Her Life Private Investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Cracking house

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: dead coffee pot

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: carnelian provocative area

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: arousing bright really tough guy trust fund

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Talking white point telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: jet godawful locus voyeur

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: heady stage

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like big school cafeteria dog poop

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Floppy Sooty Church Building

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Institution Ladyboy

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: house-broken idiot deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthy jap gaming laptop

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: excitant fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Friendly Grandma

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: arrogant office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: contagious turquoise menage

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bonkers queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: arrogant office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: thriller business firm french chef

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bonkers queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Stubborn mischievous stage milk

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Indigo kitchen

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Stubborn mischievous stage milk

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Odious carmine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: blathering opaque kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: narrow-minded bateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Odious carmine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Odious carmine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#44198924)