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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Lilac Multi-colored Resort Selfie
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
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Lilac Multi-colored Resort Selfie
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
glassy potus ceo
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
glassy potus ceo
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
180
glassy potus ceo
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
vigorous underhanded puppy
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Lilac Multi-colored Resort Selfie

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Lilac Multi-colored Resort Selfie

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling hell sneaky criminal

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy quadroon

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869434)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Yellow Volcanic Crater

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy quadroon



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Arousing sooty stead scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: concupiscible lodge mental disorder

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Indecent federal sanctuary

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: claret supple rehab pistol

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: glassy potus ceo

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: glassy potus ceo

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: glassy potus ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: hairraiser tan new version fortuitous meteor

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867767)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Curious personal credit line church building

crying laughing at this

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Drab hilarious police squad casino

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling trailer park reading party

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: glassy potus ceo

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: nofapping unhinged gas station



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy quadroon



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Big filthpig ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: jade cerebral candlestick maker

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: onyx piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Drunken fanboi ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Brass Trip Chad Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: beta mother forum

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: razzle depressive ladyboy

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: boyish chestnut abode pisswyrm

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: boyish chestnut abode pisswyrm

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Rose odious church party of the first part

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: razzle depressive ladyboy

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Lilac Multi-colored Resort Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Very Tactful Dopamine Windowlicker

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: onyx piazza

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: glassy potus ceo

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Drab hilarious police squad casino

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: charismatic spot gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: charismatic spot gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Brass Trip Chad Box Office

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Indecent federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Arousing sooty stead scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Exhilarant Striped Hyena

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: crawly black background story

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: crawly black background story

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: crawly black background story

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: crawly black background story

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Bright tattoo

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: crawly black background story

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: crawly black background story

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: crawly black background story

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Bright tattoo

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Gay indirect expression

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: out-of-control school degenerate

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: crawly black background story

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: crawly black background story

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: crawly black background story

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: claret supple rehab pistol

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: claret supple rehab pistol

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Topaz Splenetic Really Tough Guy Gunner

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Topaz Splenetic Really Tough Guy Gunner

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: crawly black background story

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged range foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: vibrant disrespectful mediation nibblets

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Cobalt stage

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: outnumbered school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: balding dashing menage



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Avocado Gaped Son Of Senegal Roast Beef

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Puce irradiated parlour

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed confused step-uncle's house becky

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: bateful abusive hall cuck

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Curious personal credit line church building



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Regret



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: outnumbered school cafeteria



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: ivory garrison clown



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Drab hilarious police squad casino

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: vigorous underhanded puppy



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged range foreskin



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002879)