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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: vibrant hell

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: dark wrinkle



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: vibrant hell

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: diverse insanely creepy national antidepressant drug

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Smoky Cerebral New Version Masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: aromatic hateful lay



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Lake cuckold jewess

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: lemon principal's office gunner

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: diverse insanely creepy national antidepressant drug

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Coiffed pea-brained rehab

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Abnormal pisswyrm



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Crimson Erotic Fanboi Office

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Swollen odious public bath headpube

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Hissy Fit

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: cobalt lascivious chapel



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Hissy Fit

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Dashing canary death wish

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded vigorous stead fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Hissy Fit

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Curious gay milk windowlicker

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: bateful piazza hominid



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: 180 trailer park

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: racy violent filthpig menage

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Hissy Fit

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: vibrant hell

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Hissy Fit

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: bateful piazza hominid



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: 180 trailer park



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded vigorous stead fortuitous meteor

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Crimson Erotic Fanboi Office

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Hissy Fit



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Cracking pearl azn

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: talented ticket booth

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: vibrant hell

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: comical ultramarine native



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Maize stirring digit ratio den

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Bossy feces marketing idea

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: vibrant hell

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic geriatric mad-dog skullcap heaven



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: maroon hairraiser private investor



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: provocative sanctuary people who are hurt

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Coiffed pea-brained rehab



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Electric Puce Pocket Flask



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Hilarious Athletic Conference

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Cracking pearl azn



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: vibrant hell



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Abnormal pisswyrm



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: METATRON



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