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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Excitant henna kitty legend
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Brindle soul-stirring milk laser beams
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Excitant henna kitty legend
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
mind-boggling drunken dilemma internal respiration
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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  04/05/22
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alcoholic vibrant senate becky
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Grizzly Forum
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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razzmatazz insecure black woman circlehead
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Excitant henna kitty legend
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Coiffed Bateful Locus
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Excitant henna kitty legend
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Coiffed Bateful Locus
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
poppy glittery sound barrier
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Translucent filthy double fault
  04/05/22
Height?
Ocher Locale
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5'7" - 5'8"
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180 disgusting business firm
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Saffron adventurous location new version
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
iridescent personal credit line theatre
  04/05/22
shots fired
At-the-ready blathering sneaky criminal school
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Excitant henna kitty legend
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Excitant henna kitty legend
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
elite useless brakes turdskin
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
scarlet abode
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Marvelous Dopamine Feces
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
mind-boggling drunken dilemma internal respiration
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
odious flatulent cruise ship philosopher-king
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Carmine Love Of Her Life Site
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring milk laser beams

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling drunken dilemma internal respiration

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Therapy

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: alcoholic vibrant senate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling drunken dilemma internal respiration

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Curious coffee pot parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Drab Tattoo Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: outnumbered lake halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Forum

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Coiffed Bateful Locus

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz insecure black woman circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Coiffed Bateful Locus

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Coiffed Bateful Locus

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: poppy glittery sound barrier

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Translucent filthy double fault

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Ocher Locale

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: 180 disgusting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Saffron adventurous location new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: iridescent personal credit line theatre

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready blathering sneaky criminal school

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: electric citrine principal's office

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Carmine Love Of Her Life Site

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: elite useless brakes turdskin

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: scarlet abode

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Dopamine Feces

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling drunken dilemma internal respiration

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: odious flatulent cruise ship philosopher-king

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Carmine Love Of Her Life Site

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: salmon bearded water buffalo

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling drunken dilemma internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: obsidian apoplectic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: sable concupiscible dragon legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce base

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Excitant henna kitty legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...#50114491)