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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Salmon know-it-all library
  07/17/22
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underhanded resort ceo
  07/17/22
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Sepia glittery market
  07/17/22
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Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  07/18/22
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Salmon know-it-all library
  09/29/22
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Salmon know-it-all library
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Vigorous cruise ship
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Vigorous cruise ship
  01/07/23
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Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Lime Home Place Of Business
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Lime Home Place Of Business
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
drab motley field mood
  03/18/23
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Salmon know-it-all library
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Lime Home Place Of Business
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Exciting Embarrassed To The Bone Boltzmann
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
cream aromatic faggot firefighter
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Wonderful garrison goal in life
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/23/24
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multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
hot ocher athletic conference internal respiration
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
twisted area death wish
  09/28/24
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Salmon know-it-all library
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
multi-colored party of the first part institution
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Salmon know-it-all library

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: underhanded resort ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Sepia glittery market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Salmon know-it-all library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Salmon know-it-all library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Vigorous cruise ship

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous cruise ship

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Lime Home Place Of Business

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Lime Home Place Of Business

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: drab motley field mood

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Salmon know-it-all library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Lime Home Place Of Business

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Exciting Embarrassed To The Bone Boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: cream aromatic faggot firefighter

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison goal in life

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: hot ocher athletic conference internal respiration

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: twisted area death wish

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Salmon know-it-all library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part institution

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932244)