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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
At-the-ready boyish church building
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Narrow-minded Heady Box Office Cumskin
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
titillating theatre
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
sienna trip abode police squad
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
charcoal zippy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
rose doctorate
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
At-the-ready boyish church building
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
vibrant scarlet candlestick maker
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Coral exhilarant state
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
stimulating massive property
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
walnut forum
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/29/25
no
walnut forum
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Cerebral School
  08/29/25
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walnut forum
  08/28/25
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Cerebral School
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
cheese-eating glittery center
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
know-it-all garrison
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
light hissy fit
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
know-it-all garrison
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Exciting ocher stock car wrinkle
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
fragrant harsh rehab
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Narrow-minded Heady Box Office Cumskin
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Narrow-minded Heady Box Office Cumskin
  08/28/25
wow
charcoal zippy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Orange pontificating tanning salon
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Beady-eyed Generalized Bond
  08/29/25
...
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Swollen Cracking Parlour
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
jade french chef pervert
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Provocative stubborn hunting ground
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: At-the-ready boyish church building

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Heady Box Office Cumskin

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: titillating theatre

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: sienna trip abode police squad

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: charcoal zippy step-uncle's house

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: rose doctorate

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: At-the-ready boyish church building

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: vibrant scarlet candlestick maker

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Coral exhilarant state

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: stimulating massive property

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: walnut forum

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: walnut forum

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Cerebral School

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: walnut forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Cerebral School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: cheese-eating glittery center

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: know-it-all garrison

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: light hissy fit

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: know-it-all garrison

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Exciting ocher stock car wrinkle

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: fragrant harsh rehab

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Heady Box Office Cumskin

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Heady Box Office Cumskin

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: charcoal zippy step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Orange pontificating tanning salon

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Generalized Bond

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Swollen Cracking Parlour

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: jade french chef pervert

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Provocative stubborn hunting ground

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...#50102080)