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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Cobalt Persian
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
obsidian idiot
  01/13/26
...
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Indigo pontificating institution boistinker
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
sapphire nibblets
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
zippy light twinkling uncleanness
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
azure comical background story
  01/13/26
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Marvelous Startling Crotch
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
swashbuckling ultramarine filthpig ticket booth
  01/13/26
...
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Disrespectful principal's office skinny woman
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
hyperventilating bearded chad stead
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Cobalt Persian
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
boyish wine ape parlor
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
...
Marvelous Startling Crotch
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
orange queen of the night
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Cobalt Persian
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Sadistic boiling water indian lodge
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
gold drunken office
  01/13/26
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Cobalt Persian
  01/13/26
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heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
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Marvelous Startling Crotch
  01/13/26
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Sadistic boiling water indian lodge
  01/13/26
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Razzmatazz selfie
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
swashbuckling ultramarine filthpig ticket booth
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
zippy light twinkling uncleanness
  01/13/26
...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Self-absorbed Erotic Puppy
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
zippy light twinkling uncleanness
  01/13/26
...
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
...
gold drunken office
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
excitant electric furnace
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
excitant electric furnace
  01/13/26
ghastly
Marvelous Startling Crotch
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
excitant electric furnace
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
swashbuckling ultramarine filthpig ticket booth
  01/13/26
...
heady multi-billionaire fanboi
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Sadistic boiling water indian lodge
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
hyperventilating bearded chad stead
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
orange queen of the night
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
red spectacular old irish cottage
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
hyperventilating bearded chad stead
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Cobalt Persian

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: obsidian idiot

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Indigo pontificating institution boistinker

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: sapphire nibblets

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: zippy light twinkling uncleanness

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: azure comical background story

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Startling Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine filthpig ticket booth

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Disrespectful principal's office skinny woman

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: hyperventilating bearded chad stead

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Cobalt Persian

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: boyish wine ape parlor

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Startling Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: orange queen of the night

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Cobalt Persian

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Sadistic boiling water indian lodge

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: gold drunken office

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Cobalt Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Startling Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Sadistic boiling water indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine filthpig ticket booth

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: zippy light twinkling uncleanness

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Erotic Puppy

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: zippy light twinkling uncleanness

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: gold drunken office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: excitant electric furnace

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: excitant electric furnace

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Startling Crotch

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: excitant electric furnace

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine filthpig ticket booth

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Sadistic boiling water indian lodge

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating bearded chad stead

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: orange queen of the night

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: red spectacular old irish cottage

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating bearded chad stead

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...#49587079)