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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
big hospital
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/01/26
120...
big hospital
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
startled razzle gaming laptop community account
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
startled razzle gaming laptop community account
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Onyx alcoholic institution
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Onyx alcoholic institution
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
hyperventilating sex offender
  06/01/26
...
Mauve Library
  06/01/26
...
Stirring alpha degenerate
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/01/26
...
Salmon rigor
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
ruddy range
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Flesh Home Indirect Expression
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Flesh Home Indirect Expression
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Mauve Library
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Mauve Library
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Flesh Home Indirect Expression
  06/01/26
...
Swollen clear theatre party of the first part
  06/02/26
you maed it
razzle-dazzle chestnut queen of the night
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Magical nursing home ladyboy
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
contagious violent background story stage
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
lime hot liquid oxygen forum
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Elite rambunctious gay wizard
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Snowy outnumbered cruise ship feces
  06/01/26
...
insanely creepy theater stage
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
hairraiser effete bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
hairraiser effete bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Odious Corn Cake
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Multi-colored Mother Piazza
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Flesh Home Indirect Expression
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Multi-colored Mother Piazza
  06/01/26
...
Onyx alcoholic institution
  06/03/26
...
Aggressive doobsian roast beef
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
contagious violent background story stage
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
contagious violent background story stage
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
charismatic orchestra pit milk
  06/02/26
...
glittery international law enforcement agency nowag
  06/02/26
...
Mauve Library
  06/02/26
...
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/03/26
...
Onyx alcoholic institution
  06/03/26
...
contagious violent background story stage
  06/03/26
...
Salmon rigor
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
sooty senate
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Awkward vigorous circlehead
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Light codepig wagecucks
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
glittery international law enforcement agency nowag
  06/03/26
...
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/03/26
...
Light codepig wagecucks
  06/03/26
...
Onyx alcoholic institution
  06/03/26
...
contagious violent background story stage
  06/03/26
...
Blue ape digit ratio
  06/03/26
...
big hospital
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Judgmental Arousing Principal's Office Filthpig
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Light codepig wagecucks
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: big hospital

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: big hospital

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: startled razzle gaming laptop community account

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: startled razzle gaming laptop community account

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Onyx alcoholic institution

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Onyx alcoholic institution

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating sex offender

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Mauve Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Stirring alpha degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Salmon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: ruddy range

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Flesh Home Indirect Expression

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Flesh Home Indirect Expression

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Mauve Library

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Mauve Library

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Flesh Home Indirect Expression

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Swollen clear theatre party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut queen of the night

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Magical nursing home ladyboy

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: contagious violent background story stage

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: lime hot liquid oxygen forum

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Elite rambunctious gay wizard

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Snowy outnumbered cruise ship feces

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: hairraiser effete bawdyhouse

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: hairraiser effete bawdyhouse

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Odious Corn Cake

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mother Piazza

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Flesh Home Indirect Expression

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mother Piazza

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Onyx alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Aggressive doobsian roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: contagious violent background story stage

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: contagious violent background story stage

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: charismatic orchestra pit milk

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Mauve Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Onyx alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: contagious violent background story stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Salmon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: sooty senate

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Awkward vigorous circlehead

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Light codepig wagecucks

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency nowag

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Light codepig wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Onyx alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: contagious violent background story stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Blue ape digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: big hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Wild Red Ticket Booth Sound Barrier

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Arousing Principal's Office Filthpig

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Light codepig wagecucks

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912932)