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STOOK trading is RUINING my wonderful life

A life full of happiness, joy, fraternal friendship, hawt wo...
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/14/26
You shouldn't just dump it all in VOO though because I'm 100...
Gavin Newsom
  04/14/26
my puts need like a 500% gain i dont think VOO will do that ...
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/14/26
Optimists make more money in the markets, period. You'll nev...
Gavin Newsom
  04/14/26
You don't have insider information because you don't fellate...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/14/26
go back to working your shift at motel 6
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  04/14/26
Describe hot women
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  04/14/26
no such thing
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/14/26
Just keep buying and holding that 3x inverse semiconductor e...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  04/14/26


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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:57 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

A life full of happiness, joy, fraternal friendship, hawt women, exotic locations, and good friends

All cause these Jews are pumping this fraud faggot market now im furked im out like 70k these bastard chods i will never forgive unless market tanks this week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816196)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:40 AM
Author: Gavin Newsom

You shouldn't just dump it all in VOO though because I'm 100% sure you'll beat the S&P in the long run, even though 99% of "traders" don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816226)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

my puts need like a 500% gain i dont think VOO will do that for 50 years im gonna furking put them in QQQ puts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816365)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: Gavin Newsom

Optimists make more money in the markets, period. You'll never get rich with that put-option shit. If you're going to gamble (and you are) you gotta gamble to the upside. Here's a carpenter who spun up $400 million YOLOing TSLA calls over and over (before losing it all back but still): https://opmwire.com/former-carpenter-christopher-devocht-sues-rbc-and-grant-thornton-for-415-million-loss/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816379)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

You don't have insider information because you don't fellate Larry Loomer in Mar-e-Lago men's room. Therefore you are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816227)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

go back to working your shift at motel 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816230)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,...


Describe hot women

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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

no such thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816377)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Just keep buying and holding that 3x inverse semiconductor etf. But whatever you do, do NOT short!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2...id#49816380)