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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Sapphire newt
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Sapphire newt
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Sapphire newt
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Sapphire newt
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Sapphire newt
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Sapphire newt
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Sapphire newt
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Sapphire newt
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Sapphire newt
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
mentally impaired motley office nowag
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
lavender dashing national immigrant
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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cracking red dingle berry psychic
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Chartreuse judgmental gaming laptop parlour
  05/22/26
Colt
lavender dashing national immigrant
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bossy hairy legs garrison
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Sticky Charcoal Death Wish
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Disco Fries
Bronze half-breed
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
bipolar razzmatazz affirmative action
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
bossy hairy legs garrison
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autistic digit ratio pit
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
bossy hairy legs garrison
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cracking red dingle berry psychic
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
bossy hairy legs garrison
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
indecent scarlet pozpig
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Fragrant background story abode
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Glassy Ceo Mother
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Massive business firm alpha
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Bronze half-breed
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Greedy Vermilion Mad Cow Disease
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Massive business firm alpha
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
bipolar razzmatazz affirmative action
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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lavender dashing national immigrant
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Irradiated Olive Potus
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
cracking red dingle berry psychic
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mods
heady location shitlib
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
ultramarine vengeful ladyboy
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Swashbuckling ticket booth cuckold
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
ultramarine vengeful ladyboy
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Amazing 🐶
Swashbuckling ticket booth cuckold
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Talented Whorehouse
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
ultramarine vengeful ladyboy
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Curious old irish cottage temple
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/22/26
lol
mentally impaired motley office nowag
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Dark stock car liquid oxygen
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
amethyst underhanded goal in life
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
lavender dashing national immigrant
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
amethyst underhanded goal in life
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Link?
lavender dashing national immigrant
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
amethyst underhanded goal in life
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
wonderful maroon pervert bawdyhouse
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
lavender dashing national immigrant
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
lavender dashing national immigrant
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
lavender dashing national immigrant
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Natalie Harp's husband
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
lavender dashing national immigrant
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
spruce electric theatre
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They have a pretty sick IG
lavender dashing national immigrant
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
amethyst underhanded goal in life
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Violent Peach Wrinkle
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Killself seems appropriate
Rusted factory reset button coldplay fan
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
federal codepig
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
lavender dashing national immigrant
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AI
Bronze half-breed
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
cracking red dingle berry psychic
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
disturbing maize locale dopamine
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
vigorous well-lubricated church fat ankles
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Sapphire newt

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Sapphire newt

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Sapphire newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired motley office nowag

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cracking red dingle berry psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse judgmental gaming laptop parlour

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bossy hairy legs garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Dun theater sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Massive business firm alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Sticky Charcoal Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Bronze half-breed

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bipolar razzmatazz affirmative action

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bossy hairy legs garrison

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: autistic digit ratio pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bossy hairy legs garrison

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cracking red dingle berry psychic

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: bossy hairy legs garrison

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: indecent scarlet pozpig

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant background story abode

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Glassy Ceo Mother

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Massive business firm alpha

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Bronze half-breed

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Greedy Vermilion Mad Cow Disease

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Massive business firm alpha

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: bipolar razzmatazz affirmative action

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired motley office nowag

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Dark stock car liquid oxygen

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Olive Potus

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cracking red dingle berry psychic

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: heady location shitlib

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: ultramarine vengeful ladyboy

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ticket booth cuckold

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: ultramarine vengeful ladyboy

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling ticket booth cuckold

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Talented Whorehouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: ultramarine vengeful ladyboy

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage temple

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired motley office nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Dark stock car liquid oxygen

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: amethyst underhanded goal in life

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: amethyst underhanded goal in life

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: amethyst underhanded goal in life

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: wonderful maroon pervert bawdyhouse

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: spruce electric theatre

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: amethyst underhanded goal in life

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Violent Peach Wrinkle

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Rusted factory reset button coldplay fan

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: federal codepig

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: lavender dashing national immigrant

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Bronze half-breed

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cracking red dingle berry psychic

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: disturbing maize locale dopamine

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: vigorous well-lubricated church fat ankles

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50068093)