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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
cheese-eating toilet seat
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
cheese-eating toilet seat
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
cheese-eating toilet seat
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
cheese-eating toilet seat
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
cheese-eating toilet seat
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
cheese-eating toilet seat
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
cheese-eating toilet seat
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
cheese-eating toilet seat
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
cheese-eating toilet seat
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Opaque exciting church building scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
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Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Titillating Dilemma
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy depressive volcanic crater
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
mind-boggling pit
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Effete kitchen pisswyrm
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
laughsome hairy legs public bath
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
laughsome hairy legs public bath
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Brilliant Location
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Stirring startling home
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
know-it-all corner french chef
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
demanding forum
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy depressive volcanic crater
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
provocative codepig skinny woman
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
demanding forum
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
mind-boggling pit
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Opaque exciting church building scourge upon the earth
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Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Silver Den
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Vivacious Cocky Newt
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
idiotic messiness
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
idiotic messiness
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
lol
Opaque exciting church building scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Silver Den
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig
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Link?
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Domesticated gas station twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Carmine Trailer Park Immigrant
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  05/24/26
AI
Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy depressive volcanic crater
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Comical lime hall yarmulke
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
iridescent spot
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Vivacious Cocky Newt
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating toilet seat



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Opaque exciting church building scourge upon the earth

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Titillating Dilemma

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: laughsome hairy legs public bath



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon Digit Ratio



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: demanding forum



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: racy parlour mother



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy depressive volcanic crater

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: laughsome hairy legs public bath

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Effete kitchen pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: laughsome hairy legs public bath

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: laughsome hairy legs public bath

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Location

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring startling home

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: know-it-all corner french chef

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: demanding forum

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy depressive volcanic crater

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: provocative codepig skinny woman

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: demanding forum

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Opaque exciting church building scourge upon the earth

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Silver Den

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy big ratface

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: drab bull headed base dragon

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: idiotic messiness

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: idiotic messiness

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: green aromatic address degenerate

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Transparent mildly autistic nursing home telephone

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Opaque exciting church building scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Silver Den

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: costumed mewling brunch marketing idea

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Domesticated gas station twinkling uncleanness

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe rigpig

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Carmine Trailer Park Immigrant

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: talented brindle old irish cottage giraffe

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy depressive volcanic crater

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring police squad antidepressant drug

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Comical lime hall yarmulke

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: iridescent spot

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Cocky Newt

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated razzle-dazzle state

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: sienna institution

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50068093)