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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
scarlet laughsome resort
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
k
scarlet laughsome resort
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
180000000000
seedy spectacular orchestra pit codepig
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
very tactful godawful location roommate
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
180
very tactful godawful location roommate
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Bright erotic reading party
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome resort

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome resort

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Walnut forum

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed buck-toothed stage partner

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle Ape Jap



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Light zombie-like fortuitous meteor den



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good point

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed buck-toothed stage partner



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Cracking impertinent spot juggernaut



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: vigorous lavender foreskin



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Ruddy Multi-colored Theater Stage Hissy Fit

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: seedy spectacular orchestra pit codepig

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Crimson meetinghouse trump supporter

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: very tactful godawful location roommate

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: very tactful godawful location roommate

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: very tactful godawful location roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Bright erotic reading party

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Insecure Cuckoldry Hall



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Azure idea he suggested kitchen



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle Ape Jap

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: angry chestnut weed whacker



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: fighting institution electric furnace

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bearded goal in life faggotry

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: very tactful godawful location roommate

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling base



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Boyish grizzly antidepressant drug trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed buck-toothed stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Zippy Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Diverse Internet-worthy Potus

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Onyx nofapping parlor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Shaky tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Cocky water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Bistre mental disorder

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Emerald lay sneaky criminal

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Irradiated pearl national keepsake machete

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Irradiated pearl national keepsake machete

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Red supple stead

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Emerald lay sneaky criminal

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Sooty Double Fault Garrison

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Onyx nofapping parlor national security agency

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: very tactful godawful location roommate

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: fighting institution electric furnace

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed buck-toothed stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: rebellious glittery persian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: rebellious glittery persian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed buck-toothed stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Cocky water buffalo

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: seedy spectacular orchestra pit codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Cracking impertinent spot juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: coiffed marvelous sanctuary

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy olive half-breed

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy olive half-breed

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Hideous queen of the night mediation

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Magical sepia field prole

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Crimson meetinghouse trump supporter

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Crimson meetinghouse trump supporter

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Rough-skinned plaza

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned plaza

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: orange dashing stag film

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Pungent Home Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: talented dysfunction

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: excitant slippery rehab lettuce

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy aromatic digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: 180 filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Sienna Alpha

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Duck-like Submissive Space Private Investor

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: wonderful property

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Vibrant Ladyboy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle Ape Jap



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: provocative nighttime library



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy aromatic digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: autistic cheese-eating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: fighting institution electric furnace

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible philosopher-king mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Crystalline Pungent Home Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#50002879)