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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
wwop
crawly church building
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
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Navy potus
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
insecure fragrant spot
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Geriatric burgundy sound barrier
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Misunderstood frum point
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
white stag film coldplay fan
  10/06/25
How old was she
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
19
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
lime hall
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
mfcr
crawly church building
  10/06/25
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Misunderstood frum point
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
white stag film coldplay fan
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
translucent zippy roommate bawdyhouse
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Geriatric burgundy sound barrier
  10/06/25
As if
Brindle exhilarant boiling water
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
lime hall
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Misunderstood frum point
  10/06/25
Yes
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
lime hall
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
wild kitchen candlestick maker
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
lime hall
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
180 monikor
lime hall
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Charismatic university patrolman
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
lime hall
  10/06/25
me too
Misunderstood frum point
  10/06/25
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Laughsome School
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
motley sapphire hissy fit
  10/06/25
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dull cowardly pistol
  10/06/25
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Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Histrionic property nibblets
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Charismatic university patrolman
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
translucent zippy roommate bawdyhouse
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
lime hall
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
lime hall
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
lime hall
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
lime hall
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Useless dopamine
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
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olive address pervert
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exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
Grizzly appetizing genital piercing center
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
Ok
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
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Laughsome School
  10/06/25
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exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
Liar!
exciting halford
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
drunken flesh fat ankles
  10/06/25
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dull cowardly pistol
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Laughsome School
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
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wild kitchen candlestick maker
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
indecent passionate kitty cat
  10/06/25
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slippery tanning salon therapy
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Lascivious locus double fault
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Cerise embarrassed to the bone piazza
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Galvanic anal parlour
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
sepia hunting ground office
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
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  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
slippery tanning salon therapy
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
wild kitchen candlestick maker
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
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  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
dark legend hospital
  10/06/25
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Razzle sooty abode
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Spruce becky idiot
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
dark legend hospital
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
exciting halford
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Lemon Theater Stage
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
Stimulating stain
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
exciting halford
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
Wonderful persian
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
gay dragon national
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
shimmering territorial telephone sex offender
  10/06/25
pics?
dull cowardly pistol
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
vibrant vengeful police squad toilet seat
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Charismatic university patrolman
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
racy cheese-eating dingle berry trump supporter
  10/07/25
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Useless dopamine
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Thriller milk electric furnace
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
bonkers azn pozpig
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Stimulating stain



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: exciting halford

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: crawly church building

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Navy potus



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: insecure fragrant spot

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Geriatric burgundy sound barrier

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood frum point

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: white stag film coldplay fan

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: lime hall

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: crawly church building

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329007)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood frum point



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: white stag film coldplay fan

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Laughsome School

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Laughsome School

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Laughsome School

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: translucent zippy roommate bawdyhouse

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Laughsome School

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Geriatric burgundy sound barrier

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Brindle exhilarant boiling water

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: lime hall

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood frum point

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: lime hall

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: wild kitchen candlestick maker

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: lime hall

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Laughsome School

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: lime hall

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic university patrolman

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle-dazzle Goal In Life Voyeur

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lime hall

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood frum point

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Laughsome School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: motley sapphire hissy fit

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: dull cowardly pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Histrionic property nibblets

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Charismatic university patrolman

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: translucent zippy roommate bawdyhouse

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lime hall

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Laughsome School

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: lime hall

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Laughsome School

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: lime hall

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Laughsome School

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: lime hall

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Useless dopamine

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: olive address pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: exciting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Grizzly appetizing genital piercing center

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Laughsome School

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Laughsome School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: exciting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: exciting halford

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: drunken flesh fat ankles

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: dull cowardly pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Laughsome School

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: wild kitchen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Umber odious meetinghouse coffee pot

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: indecent passionate kitty cat

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: slippery tanning salon therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Lascivious locus double fault

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Cerise embarrassed to the bone piazza

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Galvanic anal parlour

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: sepia hunting ground office

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Free-loading fuchsia bbw volcanic crater

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: slippery tanning salon therapy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: wild kitchen candlestick maker

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Free-loading fuchsia bbw volcanic crater

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: dark legend hospital

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Razzle sooty abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Spruce becky idiot

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: dark legend hospital

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: exciting halford

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Lemon Theater Stage

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Stimulating stain

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: exciting halford

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Wonderful persian

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: gay dragon national

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: shimmering territorial telephone sex offender

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: dull cowardly pistol

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: vibrant vengeful police squad toilet seat

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Charismatic university patrolman

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: racy cheese-eating dingle berry trump supporter

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Useless dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Thriller milk electric furnace

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: bonkers azn pozpig

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#50069362)