I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: lime hall
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328918) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: lime hall
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49328949) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: lime hall
life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329381)
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: lime hall
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49329433) |
Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: bonkers azn pozpig
I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id#49342349) |
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