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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and ...
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you need to write a book or something
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Awkward area



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: pearl boltzmann kitchen



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Floppy Nibblets



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: useless cruel-hearted blood rage



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Disrespectful Range

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Disrespectful Range

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Maize racy stage pervert

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: godawful lay circlehead

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: saffron hilarious locale travel guidebook



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: saffron hilarious locale travel guidebook



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Liquid Oxygen



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Blathering Chartreuse Black Woman Codepig



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Sooty Stead Doctorate

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: rose domesticated main people brethren

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Comical site telephone

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: yellow trailer park queen of the night

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: stirring kitty cat twinkling uncleanness

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: lavender set juggernaut

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Nighttime bronze theatre

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma dog poop

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Bright reading party

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Confused adulterous place of business ticket booth

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: lavender set juggernaut



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Pale Supple Lodge Scourge Upon The Earth

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented parlor

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Milky beta school

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: khaki step-uncle's house haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Flatulent embarrassed to the bone fanboi striped hyena

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Impertinent useless brakes

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: duck-like hairless point knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Azure very tactful weed whacker jew

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Laughsome medicated orchestra pit

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: umber gaped toaster mood

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Cobalt motley karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Boyish boistinker new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: sapphire location jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Crusty piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: lascivious territorial philosopher-king

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: umber gaped toaster mood

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: yellow trailer park queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: rose domesticated main people brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: French lemon stain

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Cyan Quadroon Goyim

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Drunken school cafeteria boiling water

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: umber gaped toaster mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Flirting galvanic space

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: ruby water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: violent spot

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Liquid Oxygen

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Dull Hairraiser Resort Genital Piercing

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Ocher mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: metal hospital mad-dog skullcap

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: soggy irate meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Frum corner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: shimmering alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: demanding multi-colored puppy

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: shimmering alpha

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: offensive crackhouse selfie

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Jade Gunner Friendly Grandma

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: thirsty native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: French lemon stain

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: lavender set juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: arousing turquoise parlour

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: contagious chocolate casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: stimulating bat shit crazy idiot

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Green Market Sandwich

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Electric yarmulke business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: thirsty native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Green Market Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: stirring kitty cat twinkling uncleanness

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: rusted people who are hurt principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: lavender set juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: fuchsia crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: fuchsia crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: fuchsia crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: flushed abnormal preventive strike cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Brindle Wonderful Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: coral sickened university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: coral sickened university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: tripping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Nighttime bronze theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: duck-like hairless point knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Odious Poppy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Vibrant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Frum corner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Fighting mind-boggling theater stage turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: passionate sadistic church shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Spruce den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: rose domesticated main people brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Spruce den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: judgmental harsh hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Erotic Slippery Ladyboy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: chrome cracking private investor foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Erotic Slippery Ladyboy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: rebellious temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: heady pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious learning disabled base son of senegal

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Brilliant Razzmatazz Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: honey-headed sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Spruce den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: histrionic state internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Aromatic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: judgmental harsh hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: White Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948355)