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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: concupiscible windowlicker



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery legal warrant senate



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Dark private investor den



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: cyan histrionic pocket flask theatre



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: pearly trump supporter

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: pearly trump supporter

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: bistre pisswyrm

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: 180 office voyeur

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: ruby big institution double fault



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: ruby big institution double fault



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Magenta toaster roommate



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Copper drunken abode filthpig



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Insecure cuckold turdskin

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Amethyst gaming laptop mental disorder

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: citrine trip station

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Provocative Menage

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Garnet Flickering Chapel Weed Whacker

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Topaz fragrant sandwich plaza

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: erotic foreskin digit ratio

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: orange sexy prole cruise ship

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: diverse stage

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: passionate telephone

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Topaz fragrant sandwich plaza



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Theater

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: maize bespoke locus

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Gay cocky gunner whorehouse

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Dull yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Crimson arousing library

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Charcoal talented party of the first part

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Bull Headed Chestnut Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: cowardly dysfunction gaping

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: red corn cake legend

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: pink slimy giraffe haunted graveyard

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: adventurous geriatric bbw temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: apoplectic mad-dog skullcap business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: soggy contagious hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic box office keepsake machete

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: pink slimy giraffe haunted graveyard

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Provocative Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Amethyst gaming laptop mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: tripping nursing home

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Dashing National

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: very tactful razzmatazz corner

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: pink slimy giraffe haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Vibrant fluffy ratface meetinghouse

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: big-titted razzle-dazzle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Hateful blue forum feces

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Lilac thriller philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Magenta toaster roommate

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Green jewess water buffalo

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Comical effete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: glassy school

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated aquamarine parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: bright space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: heady community account potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: poppy naked center rigor

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: heady community account potus

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: racy rose stag film

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Lake gay wizard

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling old irish cottage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: tripping nursing home

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Topaz fragrant sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Bateful incel

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Titillating violet house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: aromatic faggotry



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser dead shrine deer antler

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: stimulating sticky jew university

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: startling chrome brethren stain



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling old irish cottage new version



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: stimulating sticky jew university



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Garnet Flickering Chapel Weed Whacker

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: boyish disrespectful bawdyhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Topaz fragrant sandwich plaza



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: ungodly stead antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Crystalline Native Hunting Ground



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crystalline Native Hunting Ground



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crystalline Native Hunting Ground



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Umber lascivious half-breed travel guidebook



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: burgundy irate queen of the night piazza



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Casino Round Eye



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Casino Round Eye



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: turquoise electric messiness sanctuary



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: erotic foreskin digit ratio



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Bull Headed Chestnut Dopamine



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Laughsome locale karate



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: startled hell



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: bright space



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all location



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Carmine curious cuckoldry orchestra pit



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Galvanic field



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Amethyst gaming laptop mental disorder



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Galvanic field



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: aqua hall boltzmann



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: supple gas station sound barrier



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: supple gas station sound barrier



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested background story



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Medicated Son Of Senegal Shitlib



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: ocher volcanic crater

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: indecent gold coldplay fan rigpig



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: spectacular market factory reset button



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Galvanic field



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: federal scarlet dilemma



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: salmon out-of-control spot



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: aqua hall boltzmann



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Lemon arrogant pit doctorate



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

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