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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: rambunctious maniacal sex offender

"So ju are dating my roommate Tessa?" she asks you. "Are ju guys serious?"

You look at her. Your girlfriend stepped out to get coffee and you expect her back at any moment.

"Yeah, um, Tessa's great."

Sandy raises her eyebrows at this, still pretending to look for something in the pile of laundry. She bends over farther. There is a hint of cheek under the towel.

"I think Tessa borrowed my, how you say, my jumper... I dont know why. She's so flat, it barely fits her, right?" she says.

You swallow. She stands back up and faces you. "Do ju like that? Flat girls? Or ju like curves?"

Her grip on the towel is hesitant. She's waiting for your answer.

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:10 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:10 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: rambunctious maniacal sex offender

Three things happen entirely at once. The towel drops, the door behind you swings open, and Sandy's two dark brown nipples stare at you. They become twin focal points of the entire room. Of the entire city of Boston.

You, and Tessa behind you, stare dumbfounded at her big cinnamon tits.

"My towel break," she shrugs to Tessa, stepping across the small room completely naked. Her body drips water onto the dorm room floor and the piles of laundry, her hand reaches out to give your penis a clandestine, firm squeeze as she goes by.

In the exact moment she grips your cock, through your college khakis, her wild dark eyes make contact with yours, and then she passes. Out of the room, into another. Out of your life.

"Starbucks downstairs was out of fucking pumpkin," Tessa breaks the silence. "Let's Uber to the one on Beacon. Come on, Im fucking starving."

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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: Tantric Narrow-minded Haunted Graveyard

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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: medicated travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111305)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Tantric Narrow-minded Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111343)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:36 AM
Author: Azure Cracking Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111589)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: boyish splenetic parlour jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112127)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: swollen piazza new version



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Godawful Office Stock Car



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Abusive turdskin nursing home



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: Useless Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42115675)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: autistic hominid property



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42116248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: rambunctious maniacal sex offender



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Mewling voyeur rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42234186)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: adventurous hissy fit



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:53 AM
Author: Tantric Narrow-minded Haunted Graveyard



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: laughsome garnet spot sandwich



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Bright cruel-hearted mental disorder



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: adventurous hissy fit



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: galvanic crusty den



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:38 AM
Author: Startled Chad Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: July 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Angry odious church building depressive



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Date: July 16th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: shivering area candlestick maker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Frozen Cuckoldry



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Date: July 29th, 2024 3:34 PM
Author: Heady parlor



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Thirsty shaky dingle berry friendly grandma



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all vigorous water buffalo



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Date: January 21st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Godawful Office Stock Car



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse nibblets



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Painfully honest state

love “your college khakis”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44346055)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: frisky doobsian institution degenerate



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Razzle masturbator factory reset button



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: hot site blood rage

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#47905532)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Slimy impressive juggernaut tanning salon

very well-crafted title and OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42108881)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: alcoholic athletic conference market

tweet this to @AOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109001)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111229)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Confused cumskin

This is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42108889)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: Vengeful Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42108928)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: saffron hairraiser gas station

I can never get into these because it’s obvious that she’s a native English speaker and her Spanish is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109418)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: Confused cumskin



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: Nudist Theater Dog Poop

Sometimes she has an accent

https://youtu.be/-J8PJfvGzWg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111288)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Grizzly Hell

Truly sick people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111656)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: Painfully honest state

I DONT FEEL NO WAYS TIRED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111671)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 1:01 AM
Author: Grizzly Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111689)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: ruby chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44849845)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:16 AM
Author: Bateful lodge nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46542348)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: ruby chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44849846)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac violent international law enforcement agency patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109447)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal orchestra pit death wish

a wonderful op, the only problem is she has no accent. that thing she's putting on right now in public is her trying to have an accent. she's basically a white girl from westchester.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111205)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: lake cerebral home

Next you're gonna tell me Sotomayor doesn't moonlight at Sbarro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111257)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal orchestra pit death wish

it works better with her because she looks a little more wetback. aoc has sharp features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111277)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: Painfully honest state

There is a well established xo canon of AOC poasts where she is a true blue wetback. It’s an enjoyable fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111650)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: Vengeful Organic Girlfriend

Is it in the Sbarro Sonia universe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42114224)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Painfully honest state

Makes sense that it would be, maybe we’ll see some cross over in the future!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42114349)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal orchestra pit death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42115588)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Light fortuitous meteor

Welcome to the AutoAdmit Cinematic Universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42116255)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: adventurous hissy fit



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Histrionic mahogany indian lodge sneaky criminal

you don't get to see a hint of cheek under the towell without seeing the full taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111214)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: alcoholic athletic conference market

https://media.giphy.com/media/43LnbtgXbQyquKIlTX/giphy.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111234)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: Grizzly Hell

Knew exactly what this would be and it’s worth the click every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111660)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: spruce native

“My towel break”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112534)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Big very tactful church



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: plum effete keepsake machete



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained kitty



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:15 AM
Author: ivory trip public bath



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker



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Date: May 9th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: henna talented abode therapy



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: irradiated filthy university



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: plum effete keepsake machete



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Jet Messiness



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst swashbuckling bawdyhouse



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: adventurous hissy fit



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: chocolate thriller pit



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse nibblets



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Date: April 24th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: April 24th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Exciting Giraffe



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Exciting Giraffe



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Date: December 19th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all vigorous water buffalo



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Exciting Giraffe



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Godawful Office Stock Car

ITT: 180 Content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112592)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:06 AM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Godawful Office Stock Car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42328260)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker



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Date: May 23rd, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: rambunctious maniacal sex offender



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Date: June 24th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: curious sepia persian



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:25 PM
Author: Frozen Cuckoldry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker



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Date: September 7th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: Vengeful Organic Girlfriend

Critics.

https://www.reddit.com/r/redscareforcishetmen/comments/nhepsg/ocasio_cortes_holding_towel_over_wet_chest_as_she/gyvwna0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#43075071)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: Know-it-all vigorous water buffalo

Reminder: Libs are humorless and so will never praise anything that appears to make light of something they think is "serious."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#43075378)



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Exciting Giraffe

libs hate humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#49886459)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46929947)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:38 AM
Author: Jet Messiness



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Tantric Narrow-minded Haunted Graveyard



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Date: October 4th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: rambunctious maniacal sex offender



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: February 17th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: Exciting Giraffe



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Date: March 9th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: curious sepia persian

Just posted this in a 4 chan thread. One of you fuckers did too 30 seconds after me. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/366263393#p366267335

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44119004)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: adventurous hissy fit



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Exciting Giraffe



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting Giraffe



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Date: July 14th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse nibblets



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Jet Messiness



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: cordovan misanthropic jap

i was in jail at the moment this thread was made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#45675314)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: Exciting Giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46538535)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all vigorous water buffalo



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Date: January 22nd, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse nibblets



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: April 24th, 2024 1:43 AM
Author: Angry odious church building depressive



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Frozen Cuckoldry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Shimmering cruise ship

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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Frozen Cuckoldry



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: insanely creepy trust fund legend



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