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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it

https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/201121.U.pdf
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
And Spinelli can't understand basic federal court jurisdicti...
Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office
  03/11/24
Reminds me of this thread: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
LMAO. LMAO. Seeing the kind of "law" this clown ...
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
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Motley Garnet Ladyboy Kitchen
  03/11/24
This guy is a public menace
Glittery macaca antidepressant drug
  03/11/24
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Seedy shimmering pozpig
  03/11/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gsYWxIRv34&t=7865s He ...
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
burst out laughing at "Mr. Spinelli, whenever you're re...
Provocative disgusting market double fault
  03/11/24
UHHH, UHHHH, THEN UHHH, UMMM, UHHHH, THE TRUCK, UHHHHH, UMMM...
Provocative disgusting market double fault
  03/11/24
I think he sounds eloquent, almost like an esteemed poet
Brilliant coiffed genital piercing area
  03/11/24
They already know what happened because they read the briefs...
Self-absorbed wagecucks temple
  03/11/24
Why does he admit in his opening sentence that the facts of ...
embarrassed to the bone death wish
  03/11/24
Holy fucking shit I've seen high school moot court studen...
Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
To be fair, LMAO Chris, you child-raping pedo retard. ...
low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich
  03/11/24
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blue sex offender
  03/12/24
Why is he suing the poast office for this
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  04/07/24
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Copper Heaven
  12/18/24
"It was a negligent act of horseplay"
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
"They were just horsing around, as men do with boys, an...
Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office
  03/11/24
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Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
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Copper Heaven
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Wine pit roast beef
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cruel-hearted shaky crotch
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Concupiscible School Hominid
  12/05/24
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Copper Heaven
  12/18/24
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marvelous new version volcanic crater
  12/30/24
I am lmao just lmaoooooo at how the judges just completely d...
misunderstood haunting jewess address
  03/11/24
SP would lose Moot Court rounds to college students IMO
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
Dude he would lose to a quarterfinals level high school stud...
Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
You creepily dunning Kruger every single thing I do on here...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
To be fair, You used that term incorrectly here, but that...
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  03/11/24
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Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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yooper
  11/22/25
Just saw this. More outting I guess. First, the performa...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
So did the guy ever get paid for being subjected to the HONK...
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
No! There’s no entity to pay him! And he’s now...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
UPHELD!
misunderstood haunting jewess address
  03/11/24
Well on the plus side at least he couldn’t hear that o...
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
*SP Jr shudders upon hearing the phrase “oral performa...
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
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lascivious karate
  03/12/24
He heard it and was satisfied.
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
so you were lying about him being deaf?
Vibrant Chartreuse Lettuce Space
  03/11/24
Did you see what I wrote. … full hearing loss in one ...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
did he position his "good" ear to the side of the ...
bisexual sticky brunch
  03/11/24
It was by zoom so
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
You literally had your fucking laptop in front of you and yo...
Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
lol no it wasn't fine...a man went completely deaf and got n...
misunderstood haunting jewess address
  03/11/24
You'd want to be careful in arguing that the consequences we...
Self-absorbed wagecucks temple
  03/11/24
I know nothing about shitlaw but I've learned that it appare...
misunderstood haunting jewess address
  03/11/24
It was fine. Just as a heads up, these appeals aren&rsqu...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
I'm not lolling because you lost, I'm loolling because your ...
misunderstood haunting jewess address
  03/11/24
That argument does nothing to advance the case.
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
nor did yours
misunderstood haunting jewess address
  03/11/24
I want you to think why one of these was not like the other....
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
did you consider suing the postman individually, or would th...
bisexual sticky brunch
  03/11/24
It’s actually a proper question asked in good faith. ...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
Wouldn’t his personal car insurance apply since the in...
Twisted Internal Respiration
  03/11/24
Intentional acts are excluded.
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
Isn’t the better argument that he was careless in doin...
Twisted Internal Respiration
  03/11/24
All of that can be true - and none of that is responsive to ...
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
Nah. It was fine. Some appeals you just have to get thru.
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
This is peak delusion. It was objectively terrible. The ...
Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
To be fair, Oh you don't even want to get into what else ...
low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich
  03/11/24
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Wine pit roast beef
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Wine pit roast beef
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To be fair, "I did great, I was just stymied in obta...
low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich
  03/11/24
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Wine pit roast beef
  03/12/24
"First, the performance was fine." [LAUGH TRACK...
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mahogany shrine
  03/11/24
this guy is a straight up menace to society also he's a ...
Provocative disgusting market double fault
  03/11/24
HONK HONK
alcoholic hell
  03/11/24
it took x posts
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Copper Heaven
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blue sex offender
  03/12/24
"Your honors, the district court opinion was obviously ...
Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office
  03/11/24
Your honor, prove you aren’t Zappin before I answer yo...
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
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Concupiscible School Hominid
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Navy Jet-lagged Whorehouse
  12/05/24
holy shit, this is terrible
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blue sex offender
  03/12/24
Spaceporn bringing giant clown horn into court to demonstrat...
filthy locus black woman
  03/11/24
As an impartial third party, my immediate reaction is that t...
federal histrionic becky
  03/11/24
You already know how spaceporn will respond. "Every...
Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office
  03/11/24
It sounds like he "parachuted in" as a sort of eli...
federal histrionic becky
  03/11/24
Of course. If something went wrong, it wasn't his fault. Fo...
Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office
  03/11/24
I wouldn’t characterize it like that. The atty who ha...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
irl lol
Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
I’m not sure you even understand the basic argument he...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
To be fair, Unfortunately for you, after listening to tha...
low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich
  03/11/24
SP: creates possibility of new tort in VA You: purell at de...
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Titillating sinister church regret
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maize violent halford
  03/19/24
I am trying to figure out why the prankster here would have ...
Tan Theater Stage
  03/11/24
He’d have his co-workers come into his office and watc...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
See, this is important to me to invision this. Even if he ha...
Tan Theater Stage
  03/11/24
I had some snap off the end and make s little rectangle at t...
embarrassed to the bone death wish
  03/11/24
they were trying to be cartoonish like a 80s sex comdey a la...
hairless jew
  03/11/24
the majesty of the law. lmao.
arousing state
  03/11/24
Why would one bend down to examine the grill of an automobil...
federal histrionic becky
  03/11/24
The whole fact set is weird.
Tan Theater Stage
  03/11/24
I agree. Apparently there was a funny noise honk option ...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
Can you describe this postman? He sounds like Scumbag clique...
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
Ashton Kutcher walks out in full USPS uniform
filthy locus black woman
  03/11/24
No idea. It really wasn’t my case except for the oral...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
The opinion says that the initial sound was a "loud hor...
federal histrionic becky
  03/11/24
Yeah. Maybe. I can’t remember what was in the origin...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
horse cum blast
bisexual sticky brunch
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Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
I am crying laughing.
Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
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Wine pit roast beef
  03/12/24
plaintiff was an autistic retard like his lawyer
bisexual sticky brunch
  03/11/24
G. Zachary Terwilliger, United States Attorney, OFFICE OF TH...
Copper Heaven
  03/11/24
Good atty and did a great job obviously
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
CLOWN SHOWDOWN
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blue sex offender
  03/12/24
Alpha dog shit
Mentally impaired ruddy athletic conference
  03/11/24
Pg. 10: J. Thackar, concurring: I join the majority's ...
hyperventilating blood rage theater
  03/11/24
That’s sort of boilerplate
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
LMAO this is just horrible
fear-inspiring base
  03/11/24
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Wine pit roast beef
  03/12/24
🀑🌎
sepia yapping field
  03/11/24
I am literally at a semi-formal dinner party right now, play...
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  03/11/24
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Tantric water buffalo
  03/11/24
At the semi-formal dinner party I'm currently attending, Jus...
Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office
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Wine pit roast beef
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Titillating sinister church regret
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Copper Heaven
  12/18/24
I assume you are using Pinterest CTO’s phone to post
exhilarant parlor
  03/11/24
No. I am standing on the table, in the middle where the cho...
thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit
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Wine pit roast beef
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Wine pit roast beef
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For a guy who works construction and lives out of his truck ...
abusive cowardly cuck
  03/11/24
LOL I have friends who are upper-upper class that like havin...
thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit
  03/12/24
Update: Everyone and their wife was doing over-the-top &quo...
thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit
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Copper Heaven
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Wine pit roast beef
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Copper Heaven
  12/18/24
amazing branch of sub-threads, 180 to everybody
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Hermann Goring
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Reinhard Heydrich
  11/23/25
We agree that Billups’s claim, at its core, "soun...
Hilarious Violet Persian Hairy Legs
  03/11/24
lol I just got it
Titillating sinister church regret
  03/11/24
totally agree. if you're a plaintiff-side lawyer you have to...
ebony dead corner brethren
  03/11/24
Thanks brother. Sounds like you guys got it.
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
This is pathetic. Learn to speak you stammering idiot.
Clear big rigor university
  03/11/24
I usually get warmed into the argument after 2-3 minutes. I...
dark gaping chad
  03/11/24
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Wine pit roast beef
  03/11/24
historic thread
Spectacular Stain Depressive
  03/11/24
fuck, what the chad us attorney steps up it's just so fuckin...
Concupiscible School Hominid
  03/18/24
Now imagine the stammering if TBF ever does cross SP on the ...
thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit
  03/18/24
would love to know if tbf is capable of belting out screeds ...
Concupiscible School Hominid
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The speed with which he hammers out his written screeds is s...
thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit
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Wine pit roast beef
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abusive cowardly cuck
  04/07/24
The court hanged spaceporn on "sound waves" and ot...
Fighting talented sanctuary masturbator
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Fighting talented sanctuary masturbator
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Why would anyone argue your first paragraph? OF course USPS...
autistic community account philosopher-king
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abusive cowardly cuck
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'sounds in battery"-- honk, honk
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Copper Heaven
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Concupiscible School Hominid
  12/20/24
We get it. You aren’t a lawyer.
Multi-colored naked turdskin nursing home
  12/20/24
as this thread proves, neither are you, really
Concupiscible School Hominid
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Copper Heaven
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This was spaceporn’s randomized moniker when I clicked...
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yooper
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Copper Heaven
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Copper Heaven
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Seems like a clear cut RICO situation.
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/201121.U.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483141)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office

And Spinelli can't understand basic federal court jurisdiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483146)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

Reminds me of this thread: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5311159&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483165)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

LMAO. LMAO.

Seeing the kind of "law" this clown freak does it's a wonder he has the balls to call himself a lawyer at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483149)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Motley Garnet Ladyboy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483282)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Glittery macaca antidepressant drug

This guy is a public menace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483167)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Seedy shimmering pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483172)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gsYWxIRv34&t=7865s

He needs to cut down on his verbal pauses. He says "uh" and "um" far too often for an experienced lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483198)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Provocative disgusting market double fault

burst out laughing at "Mr. Spinelli, whenever you're ready"

and it's all downhill from there for chris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483228)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Provocative disgusting market double fault

UHHH, UHHHH, THEN UHHH, UMMM, UHHHH, THE TRUCK, UHHHHH, UMMM

holy shit this guy sucks. he needs to be disbarred and thrown in prison for scamming "clients" out of money for his "legal services"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483231)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Brilliant coiffed genital piercing area

I think he sounds eloquent, almost like an esteemed poet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483700)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wagecucks temple

They already know what happened because they read the briefs and their clerks prepared bench memos. Don't spend your first 90 seconds telling them the facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483373)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone death wish

Why does he admit in his opening sentence that the facts of the cast would be "entertaining" but for his client's eggshell skull? Client should kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483711)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef

Holy fucking shit

I've seen high school moot court students that would blow this guy out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483725)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich

To be fair,

LMAO

Chris, you child-raping pedo retard. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484175)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 2:56 AM
Author: blue sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485695)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Fighting talented sanctuary masturbator

Why is he suing the poast office for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47563915)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48460719)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

"It was a negligent act of horseplay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483205)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office

"They were just horsing around, as men do with boys, and the horn made rhythmic slapping sounds that were too loud."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483210)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:01 PM
Author: Copper Heaven



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: orchid racy coffee pot legal warrant



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Date: March 12th, 2024 6:50 AM
Author: cruel-hearted shaky crotch



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48413960)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48460717)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: marvelous new version volcanic crater



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting jewess address

I am lmao just lmaoooooo at how the judges just completely destroy him. It seems like he was not prepared to answer even the most basic and obvious questions with any type of confidence...questions that should have been easily predictable. One thing is for sure though, SP really, really "appreciates" all of these questions; he is very, very "thankful" to his interlocutors.

My favorite part is where SP comes up with some frivolous argument steeped in state tort law and the judge basically asks if he would be "more comfortable" with his case being dismissed on federal law instead. And SP just helplessly sputters around.

Also, I don't do shitlaw, don't know shitlaw and torts at all, don't know what falls within the FTCA, but why the fuck didn't SP at least try to argue that the consequences of the act (injuries) weren't intended? Can't an intentional act with unintended consequences be negligence? And wouldn't that normally be a fact issue that would often survive a MTD? Something like these cases:

https://plaintiffmagazine.com/recent-issues/item/accidents-and-intentional-conduct

How did SP, who devoted dozens or hundreds of hours to this case and is a "specialist" in this field, not come up with an argument that took 3 seconds of thinking and 10 seconds of googling from someone with passing knowledge of torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483323)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

SP would lose Moot Court rounds to college students IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483351)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:29 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef

Dude he would lose to a quarterfinals level high school student

I know because I've judged them lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483727)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

You creepily dunning Kruger every single thing I do on here. It would be funny except that it’s just obsessive and creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483938)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich

To be fair,

You used that term incorrectly here, but that's not surprising given that you're a total fucking retard who got blown the FUCK out in this oral argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484180)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:09 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484484)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484512)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: yooper (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49453063)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Just saw this. More outting I guess.

First, the performance was fine. It was already played here and commented on here months ago as fine. Stop being ridiculous. It’s a Hail Mary pass on a point of law that could theoretically get some traction as it is OR open a door for a new plaintiffs cause of action in my state.

Second, I didn’t do the briefs, I didn’t do the pleadings or the arguments in lower court. I didn’t write the appeal. I was arguing an appeal for work done by another atty who took the case in and identified the potential grounds for appeal in his mind but was unable to argue it himself. So the hours and hours bit is a little unfair. I simply had the record and the appellate briefs to work with, and an open scheduling slot with the fourth circuit that had better be filled with one of us.

Third, the whole name of the game here was to find insurance. As an intentional act, the postman’s private car insurance wouldn’t cover it. So would the USA? As a “Negligent act” performed by its agent the postal service? There’s a federal statue that excludes US liability for acts sounding in battery. But Virginia law doesn’t recognize loud noises as battery. So why not consider it negligent horseplay on the part of the postman, which is what it was. Otherwise plaintiff is essentially remedyless. He’s deaf now and remedyless. All of this may explain why the appeal was pursued. My job is to try to help people in difficult situations, and sometimes that means pressing arguments for the expansion of the law on a point.

The oral argument was fine, and all the work done on the case including the appellate briefs, was also very good. Unfortunately, and in a move surprising no one, the fourth circuit didn’t agree.

(Did they create the possibility of a new tort in Virginia? Generally speaking, as a plaintiffs lawyer, that, at least, is a good thing.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483378)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

So did the guy ever get paid for being subjected to the HONK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483385)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

No! There’s no entity to pay him! And he’s now legitimately deaf in the one ear and lost hearing in the other ear as well. A deaf doctor. Because a postman was screwing around with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483396)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting jewess address

UPHELD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483421)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

Well on the plus side at least he couldn’t hear that oral performance you gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483434)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

*SP Jr shudders upon hearing the phrase “oral performance”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483444)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: lascivious karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485918)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

He heard it and was satisfied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483459)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Chartreuse Lettuce Space

so you were lying about him being deaf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483490)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Did you see what I wrote. … full hearing loss in one ear and limited hearing in the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483492)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: bisexual sticky brunch

did he position his "good" ear to the side of the room where u were talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483605)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

It was by zoom so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483659)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef

You literally had your fucking laptop in front of you and you still fucked it up like this? This is a fucking incredible admission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485277)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting jewess address

lol no it wasn't fine...a man went completely deaf and got nothing because u weren't able to give even the slightest pushback to the judges on the easiest questions. Again, why didn't you argue that even if sounding the horn was intentional, the consequences/injuries were not intended or forseeable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483417)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wagecucks temple

You'd want to be careful in arguing that the consequences were not foreseeable champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483427)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting jewess address

I know nothing about shitlaw but I've learned that it apparently doesn't work because of the difference between general and specific intent torts. I am still lolling at SP's overall performance though. He was about as skillful as I would have expected of him, which is about the worst thing I could say about a lawyer here. Even tsinah would wreck him. All the judges and opposing counsel were literally LAUGHING after his argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483925)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

It was fine.

Just as a heads up, these appeals aren’t like law school where you get two roughly equal opposing positions.

Read over the response I gave earlier. I’m not sure you read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483928)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting jewess address

I'm not lolling because you lost, I'm loolling because your performance was terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484331)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

That argument does nothing to advance the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483429)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting jewess address

nor did yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483446)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

I want you to think why one of these was not like the other.

In fact your point is so badly taken it was not even argued in lower federal court.

I should add that one of the allegations in lower court was that the postman had actually altered his horn to be much louder than standard, which was part of the “prank”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483461)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: bisexual sticky brunch

did you consider suing the postman individually, or would that be a waste of time bc he's judgment proof? not a shitlawyer, so don't judge me for asking such a stupid question that a real lawyer wouldn't ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483602)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

It’s actually a proper question asked in good faith. To answer it, yeah it’s pointless. You’d have an uncollectible judgment

The thing about appeals judges in federal court is a lot of times they have better sense than to devote a large portions of their careers to PI plaintiff side work … so the intricacies of finding coverage are often minor considerations for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483680)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Twisted Internal Respiration

Wouldn’t his personal car insurance apply since the incident arose out of the use of the auto?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485048)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Intentional acts are excluded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485217)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Twisted Internal Respiration

Isn’t the better argument that he was careless in doing the prank bc he didn’t check to make sure the horn wouldn’t damage someone’s ears? It is foreseeable that if you blow a loud noise in someone’s ears, it could damage them, so you have a duty to ensure if you’re going to do a prank, you don’t do it so as to blow out someone’s ears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485040)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

All of that can be true - and none of that is responsive to the fact that you have one of the worst verbal performance I’ve ever heard for oral argument.

Basically you were unconfident and got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483418)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Nah. It was fine. Some appeals you just have to get thru.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef

This is peak delusion. It was objectively terrible.

The fact that you think this was fine is really implicitly damning to any claim you make about being a good attorney. If you think this was fine, everything you touch must be absolute fucking garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483735)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:19 PM
Author: low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich

To be fair,

Oh you don't even want to get into what else he "touches"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484188)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484477)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483730)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:18 PM
Author: low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich

To be fair,

"I did great, I was just stymied in obtaining justice for my clients because the EVIL CONSERVATIVES ON THE 4TH CIRCUIT SUCK!"

Lol Chris, I can only hope you're as incompetent at actually sodomizing children as you are at every other facet of your gay and pathetic "life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484186)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:14 AM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485877)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid

"First, the performance was fine."

[LAUGH TRACK BLARES]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48413966)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48413962)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: mahogany shrine

πŸ˜‚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483219)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Provocative disgusting market double fault

this guy is a straight up menace to society

also he's a literal child rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483223)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: alcoholic hell

HONK HONK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483273)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:50 PM
Author: hairless jew

it took x posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483576)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: alcoholic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483927)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483655)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:07 AM
Author: blue sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485870)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office

"Your honors, the district court opinion was obviously written by Zappin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483294)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

Your honor, prove you aren’t Zappin before I answer your question (that I am thankful for)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483384)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48413987)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: Navy Jet-lagged Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48416827)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation multi-billionaire

holy shit, this is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483345)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:07 AM
Author: blue sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485872)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: filthy locus black woman

Spaceporn bringing giant clown horn into court to demonstrate the sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483346)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: federal histrionic becky

As an impartial third party, my immediate reaction is that this puts spaceporn's reputation as a skilled and experienced attorney into jeopardy.

I am eager to see how spaceporn responds to these revelations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483392)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office

You already know how spaceporn will respond.

"Every poaster in this thread is Zappin."

"How many cases have you taken to court?" [ignoring his own incompetence]

"I handled that case better than any xo poaster would have."

"I'm too smart for you to follow what I was arguing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483412)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: federal histrionic becky

It sounds like he "parachuted in" as a sort of elite federal appeals strike force and wasn't responsible for the mess in the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483423)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office

Of course. If something went wrong, it wasn't his fault. For his part, he was brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483469)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

I wouldn’t characterize it like that. The atty who had the case and chose to appeal and drafted the appeal wasn’t around to argue it. The basis for appeal may be considered too precious by half, but that’s less my concern than trying to get some relief for a remedyless plaintiff. Also You get sanctioned if you mess around with the fourth circuits scheduling calendar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483474)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483737)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

I’m not sure you even understand the basic argument here dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483942)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:22 PM
Author: low-t vigorous school cafeteria sandwich

To be fair,

Unfortunately for you, after listening to that pathetic "oral argument" the rest of us are absolutely certain that you don't either, bud.

And unlike Hegemon, you're a trained attorney who was hired to make good arguments to convince judges in a court of law.

Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484193)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: bearded transparent public bath

SP: creates possibility of new tort in VA

You: purell at desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483517)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Titillating sinister church regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485055)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Gas Station Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47486519)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 6:47 AM
Author: maize violent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47506404)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Tan Theater Stage

I am trying to figure out why the prankster here would have to cut out a hole in the venetian blinds to watch this guy get soundbatteried. Couldn't you just lift one of the venetian blind slats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483542)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:46 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

He’d have his co-workers come into his office and watch the prank proceed along with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Tan Theater Stage

See, this is important to me to invision this. Even if he had coworkers come in to watch, just gather around and either: lift the blinds a little to peek out; or move the blinds apart with your fingers. Regular blinds? Maybe you cut a hole. But venetians? Seems weird and WRONG.

Cf. https://media.istockphoto.com/id/671140426/photo/surveillance.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=8XCZ3tGqZFkWl-9eITaYEhebWhhB0PSucDLPQAh8Rlo=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483579)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone death wish

I had some snap off the end and make s little rectangle at the bottom that was perfect for a houseplant. People think I did it on purpose so I could put a plant of the shelf, close the blinds and still see the plant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483724)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: hairless jew

they were trying to be cartoonish like a 80s sex comdey a la porky's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483580)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:58 PM
Author: arousing state

the majesty of the law. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483611)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: federal histrionic becky

Why would one bend down to examine the grill of an automobile that had honked its horn? It's very difficult to visualize this, because it's not at all what a person typically does when an automobile in a parking lot honks its horn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483613)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Tan Theater Stage

The whole fact set is weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483642)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

I agree.

Apparently there was a funny noise honk option which would draw the victim in and then he could let loose a blast after he got the attention of the victim.

Candid camera style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483662)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

Can you describe this postman? He sounds like Scumbag clique. Was the truck a lifted coal-roller? Did it have truck nuts? Did the poastman have a goatee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483731)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: filthy locus black woman

Ashton Kutcher walks out in full USPS uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483760)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

No idea. It really wasn’t my case except for the oral argument at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483774)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: federal histrionic becky

The opinion says that the initial sound was a "loud horn blast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483854)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Yeah. Maybe. I can’t remember what was in the original complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483943)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: bisexual sticky brunch

horse cum blast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483955)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484840)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

I am crying laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484155)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47486521)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: bisexual sticky brunch

plaintiff was an autistic retard like his lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483644)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Copper Heaven

G. Zachary Terwilliger, United States Attorney, OFFICE OF THE UNITED STATES ATTORNEY, Alexandria, Virginia, for Appellee.

Terwilliger, same family name as Sideshow Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483615)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Good atty and did a great job obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483664)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac national dysfunction

CLOWN SHOWDOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483936)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: blue sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485873)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ruddy athletic conference

Alpha dog shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483707)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating blood rage theater

Pg. 10:

J. Thackar, concurring:

I join the majority's opinion in its entirety. I write separately to express my concern that everyone involved in this case is a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483840)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

That’s sort of boilerplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483950)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring base

LMAO this is just horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47483971)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485815)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: sepia yapping field

🀑🌎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484171)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit

I am literally at a semi-formal dinner party right now, playing this thing aloud from my phone which is centered on the table. There's a couple of noteworthy people here including a former senior VP at BOA and the previous CTO at Pinterest.

The crowd is on their fucking knees dying of laughter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484224)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484243)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal grizzly principal's office

At the semi-formal dinner party I'm currently attending, Justice Alito and Justice Sotomayor are in full agreement that the Fed.R.App.P. should have an anti-clown provision. At least they were until they just started loudly yelling "HONK" at each other across the table while in fits of laughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484386)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484504)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Titillating sinister church regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485057)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48460720)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: exhilarant parlor

I assume you are using Pinterest CTO’s phone to post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484420)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit

No.

I am standing on the table, in the middle where the chocolate fondue fountain was, with my phone, which is playing this audio on repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484448)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484501)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: mint deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49331545)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484496)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck

For a guy who works construction and lives out of his truck you sure do attend a lot of these semi formal dinner parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485181)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit

LOL I have friends who are upper-upper class that like having me in their social circle like a token scumbag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485634)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:24 AM
Author: thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit

Update:

Everyone and their wife was doing over-the-top "uuuhh" "ummm" "uhhh" impressions. One of the waitstaff (Latina) eeked something out in broken English, I didn't capture all of it but she was basically explaining that the burden of proof is on "Meester uuuhhh uuuummmm" to show why lasers are not comparable to sound waves. I legit lost it then and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485640)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485643)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:13 AM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485875)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48460721)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Copper Heaven

amazing branch of sub-threads, 180 to everybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49331581)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Hermann Goring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49449910)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49453267)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Violet Persian Hairy Legs

We agree that Billups’s claim, at its core, "sounds" in battery and therefore affirm.

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Seems like they were having fun with it

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But this sucks for the plaintiff. I'm happy SP took a swing at getting this guy some justice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47484835)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Titillating sinister church regret

lol I just got it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485059)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: ebony dead corner brethren

totally agree. if you're a plaintiff-side lawyer you have to step and take some massive rips at the ball even when the odds are long. so what if hour-billers snicker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485151)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

Thanks brother. Sounds like you guys got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485219)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Clear big rigor university

This is pathetic. Learn to speak you stammering idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485029)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: dark gaping chad

I usually get warmed into the argument after 2-3 minutes. I wasn’t exactly rushing to get all my points across this time … You should listen to it in its entirety. Pretend it’s not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485231)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485273)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Stain Depressive

historic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47485245)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid

fuck, what the chad us attorney steps up it's just so fucking sad. sp didn't even unmute his mic before he began his rebuttal. even though this is such a sps slam dunk appeal he was able to speak eloquently and confidently.

also, sp is probably blaming this on being a loser case. but you can still confidently answer and anticipate questions there. everyone here who has argued in court has probably had to argue some loser arguments. i'm sure sp would stammer about even if the sides were reversed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47504788)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit

Now imagine the stammering if TBF ever does cross SP on the witness stand in their defamation case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47504796)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid

would love to know if tbf is capable of belting out screeds irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47504800)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: thirsty hyperactive orchestra pit

The speed with which he hammers out his written screeds is suggestive of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47504816)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Wine pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47506364)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47563878)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Fighting talented sanctuary masturbator

The court hanged spaceporn on "sound waves" and other minutia and he didn't come prepared to actually argue the case afaik. Ffs, he could've at least done something to argue that sovereign immunity is qualified and does not absolve the agency of liability under the FTCA. Iirc, 28 U.S.C. § 1346(b)(1) (2010) specifically holds that agencies are culpable in the same manner and to the same extent as a private individual under like circumstances. See also F.D.I.C. v. Meyer, 510 U.S. 471, 477 (1994).

In layman's terms, the USPS is negligent af and is managed terribly. The supervisor and others probably knew about the prank, as well as the Hole in the Blinds, and did nothing. If this were a private business, they could've sued the owner for sure, full stop, and been Indemnified. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47563933)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Fighting talented sanctuary masturbator

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47564676)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: autistic community account philosopher-king

Why would anyone argue your first paragraph? OF course USPS was culpable. That was never at issue in the case. Your cites aren’t even remotely on point.

The question is whether an action could be brought. It doesn't do any good to argue "culpability" when the case was struck at the trial level on a sovereign immunity defense. What you are saying *sounds cool* to people who don't law, but it doesn't make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47565443)



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Date: August 15th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: abusive cowardly cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#47970854)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crackhouse Legend

'sounds in battery"-- honk, honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48413969)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48471458)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48471461)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored naked turdskin nursing home

We get it. You aren’t a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48471464)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible School Hominid

as this thread proves, neither are you, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48471469)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48501293)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: bisexual sticky brunch

This was spaceporn’s randomized moniker when I clicked on this thread: : pea-brained histrionic locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48471556)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: marvelous new version volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48501331)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: yooper (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49449912)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#48960075)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:38 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49129908)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Sapphire Demanding Resort Milk

Seems like a clear cut RICO situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49129975)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Copper Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49331518)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2...id#49449896)