1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...	maroon police squad	06/27/26
2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't p...	free-loading drunken love of her life depressive	06/27/26
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...	Aphrodisiac Bright Office Ratface	06/27/26
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4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited t...	Carnelian Bipolar Death Wish Knife	06/27/26
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...	Aphrodisiac Bright Office Ratface	06/28/26
5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...	free-loading drunken love of her life depressive	06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...	Aphrodisiac Bright Office Ratface	06/27/26
7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty ...	Wine nofapping international law enforcement agency	06/27/26
8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thu...	free-loading drunken love of her life depressive	06/27/26
9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients ...	maroon police squad	06/27/26
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10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purcha...	holy shit lmao 180	07/08/26
...	Consuela	07/10/26

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: maroon police squad 1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965718)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: free-loading drunken love of her life depressive 2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965721)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: maroon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965757)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Office Ratface 3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965735)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: black aromatic patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965739)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: free-loading drunken love of her life depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965740)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: maroon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965758)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49986659)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: Carnelian Bipolar Death Wish Knife 4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965742)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: maroon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965759)

Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Office Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49967478)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: free-loading drunken love of her life depressive 5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965767)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Office Ratface 6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965775)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Wine nofapping international law enforcement agency 7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49965781)

Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: free-loading drunken love of her life depressive 8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49966284)

Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: maroon police squad 9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49966374)

Date: July 10th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49991280)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ''''''"'''"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49986656)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) 10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49986662)

Date: July 10th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id#49991139)