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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Azure diverse pocket flask new version
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Azure diverse pocket flask new version
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Azure diverse pocket flask new version
  10/03/12
dat racis
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  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
odious twisted church
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
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  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
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  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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  10/11/12
180
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jesus....
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  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
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  10/03/12
prescient
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lol
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
shaky set
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
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  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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  12/05/12
xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/11/12
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  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
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  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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this was underrated
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in da HOUSE
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Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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lol
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Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo
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brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
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Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo
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I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
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Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
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http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
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Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
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RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
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  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
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  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
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i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
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this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
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They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
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brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
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Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
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Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
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I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
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CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
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Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Domesticated queen of the night school
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ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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WTF!!!
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  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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180.
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  12/09/12
lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
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Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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  01/12/13
Update?
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Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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motley pontificating fanboi
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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Any updates?
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Azure diverse pocket flask new version

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Azure diverse pocket flask new version

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Azure diverse pocket flask new version

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Dun gaped principal's office

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: odious twisted church

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Domesticated queen of the night school

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Territorial hairraiser roommate

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Cracking Orchid Foreskin

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: beta space

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: navy excitant gunner

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: garnet clown half-breed

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: garnet clown half-breed

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: garnet clown half-breed

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed meetinghouse hominid



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23567959)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Vibrant doobsian lay persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552445)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: concupiscible massive locale juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Contagious poppy institution factory reset button

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: shaky set

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Floppy idiot

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: white whorehouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: vigorous anal corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: lilac theater stage party of the first part

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: comical resort background story

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Razzle onyx den

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: House-broken lodge preventive strike

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: effete pea-brained nibblets

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: shaky set

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Brilliant adulterous orchestra pit weed whacker

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre telephone

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Racy self-centered range gay wizard

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: outnumbered people who are hurt

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Racy self-centered range gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Galvanic circlehead cuckold

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: drunken forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio sweet tailpipe

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: 180 fighting boltzmann stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: brindle laughsome toilet seat church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Wonderful death wish mediation

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious headpube

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed meetinghouse hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: violet kink-friendly bawdyhouse

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: sick sienna tanning salon faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre telephone

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: plum stirring house genital piercing

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: drunken forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: unholy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed bonkers tank

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: maniacal gas station alpha

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: beta space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: exciting stage antidepressant drug

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Azure diverse pocket flask new version

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Wonderful death wish mediation

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Heady parlor water buffalo

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stain heaven

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Shivering crusty dilemma

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Godawful aqua affirmative action shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Autistic selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: black arousing step-uncle's house yarmulke

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: shaky set

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: stimulating rigpig

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Trip Apoplectic Address Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good garrison twinkling uncleanness

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Domesticated queen of the night school

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Passionate grizzly karate feces

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: ruddy useless brakes double fault

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: canary parlour pisswyrm

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Purple pit dingle berry

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: flirting arrogant market deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: drunken forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Razzle onyx den

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lemon Philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: tan fragrant trust fund potus

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: titillating startling chapel toaster

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: abusive office candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz field tattoo

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Sexy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Galvanic circlehead cuckold

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Autistic selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Vivacious At-the-ready Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: unholy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating rebellious quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: frum center brethren

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic becky old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: motley pontificating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Red plaza immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: hideous sadistic masturbator

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic pervert

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: brindle laughsome toilet seat church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Hyperventilating rebellious quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Burgundy Bateful Internal Respiration

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: High-end organic girlfriend site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: beta space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: infuriating dysfunction

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Purple pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: sick sienna tanning salon faggot firefighter

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: sick sienna tanning salon faggot firefighter

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good garrison twinkling uncleanness

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful Athletic Conference Rehab

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: ruddy useless brakes double fault

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful Athletic Conference Rehab

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Burgundy Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Cordovan dashing gaping

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: thriller liquid oxygen mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Vibrant doobsian lay persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: white whorehouse place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling glassy indian lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated drab sound barrier

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: brindle laughsome toilet seat church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: aromatic duck-like striped hyena rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: drunken forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing bipolar theater national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: boyish olive hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: thriller liquid oxygen mother

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Copper Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Domesticated queen of the night school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: motley pontificating fanboi

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Cerebral base

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent temple

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Mauve Property

The hippo has not yet tired

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Seedy Amber Area



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: bespoke puppy sneaky criminal

He impregnated the hippo

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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chest-beating gaming laptop



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: provocative mewling locus



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan

where are we on this?

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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: magenta native



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle erotic crackhouse sandwich

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Red plaza immigrant

update?

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: shaky set

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Red plaza immigrant

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: shaky set

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent temple

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Obsidian son of senegal nursing home



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Police Squad Knife



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: pink electric pistol love of her life



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: yellow generalized bond cuck



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: magenta native



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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