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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
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Floppy boiling water goyim
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Water would be his kryptonite
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no, a job would be
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Chestnut trust fund
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Classical music
zippy impressive faggot firefighter
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Jade Excitant Gay Wizard Locus
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lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Exciting sanctuary background story
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is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
copper base
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Mind-boggling water buffalo
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
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dashing turdskin
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Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
aqua voyeur hissy fit
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dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: mauve rehab fortuitous meteor

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Chestnut trust fund



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Chestnut trust fund



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Chestnut trust fund

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Floppy boiling water goyim



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Aromatic gas station

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: mauve rehab fortuitous meteor

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Chestnut trust fund



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Chestnut trust fund



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: zippy impressive faggot firefighter

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Jade Excitant Gay Wizard Locus

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Exciting sanctuary background story

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: copper base

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling water buffalo



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: puce goal in life giraffe

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: dashing turdskin



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: aqua voyeur hissy fit

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: mauve rehab fortuitous meteor

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling water buffalo

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: mauve rehab fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Glassy motley bawdyhouse



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted slippery dingle berry



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...id#49803466)