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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: peach lodge http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: peach lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: peach lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: comical place of business useless brakes lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Puce nowag What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Startling house-broken alpha http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: brilliant coldplay fan dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Out-of-control step-uncle's house Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: brilliant coldplay fan cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Boyish lime voyeur sanctuary "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Brindle Theatre Boistinker It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: peach lodge Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Big nursing home tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle locus karate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Greedy Milk awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: dead casino preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Crusty exhilarant range toaster these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Mildly autistic church azn Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: supple crimson ladyboy tank 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Soul-stirring drunken church building sandwich You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: erotic garrison lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Blathering Pontificating House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Blathering Pontificating House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Charismatic translucent party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#49639607) |