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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
tell me
Doobsian stimulating dragon
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
bipolar coldplay fan theater stage
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Marvelous Mediation
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Scarlet boiling water institution
  05/12/15
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Know-it-all sinister useless brakes
  05/12/15
so underrated
Appetizing metal lettuce
  01/19/16
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Flirting tanning salon
  06/07/17
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slap-happy cracking base
  03/31/18
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gold overrated indian lodge psychic
  07/18/18
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Twisted cuckoldry whorehouse
  07/18/18
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Tripping regret
  12/16/21
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vengeful razzle quadroon
  02/16/23
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Rebellious black factory reset button
  12/11/24
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frum vivacious shrine police squad
  06/11/25
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Brindle coffee pot
  08/12/25
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slimy heaven wagecucks
  08/12/25
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frum vivacious shrine police squad
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
angry diverse locale
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Medicated faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lmao
Doobsian stimulating dragon
  05/12/15
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onyx foreskin
  12/11/24
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Rebellious black factory reset button
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
angry diverse locale
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Fear-inspiring Bisexual Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
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Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
internet-worthy dead home jap
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
rofl
Doobsian stimulating dragon
  08/14/13
180
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
rofl
mind-boggling aqua lodge famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
multi-colored corner
  08/14/13
lol
greedy stirring prole
  08/14/13
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Translucent trailer park
  08/14/13
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Flirting tanning salon
  03/10/14
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Curious Site Gaming Laptop
  03/24/21
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vengeful razzle quadroon
  02/16/23
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Brindle coffee pot
  08/12/25
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Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
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Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Medicated faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
best of thread
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
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Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
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Rebellious black factory reset button
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Rebellious black factory reset button
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
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Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
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Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Thriller Ruddy Newt Rehab
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Medicated faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
provocative set milk
  08/14/13
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Doobsian stimulating dragon
  08/14/13
180
Big Coiffed Address Main People
  08/14/13
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pea-brained irradiated water buffalo abode
  08/14/13
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Translucent trailer park
  08/15/13
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saffron abusive ratface
  08/17/13
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Scarlet boiling water institution
  01/19/16
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slap-happy cracking base
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
provocative set milk
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
lol
supple point mental disorder
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
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Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Nudist Amethyst Sex Offender Kitchen
  08/14/13
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soul-stirring purple personal credit line boistinker
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Underhanded ivory ladyboy
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
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Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
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Sepia University Jewess
  09/11/13
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Sepia University Jewess
  02/16/23
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Curious Site Gaming Laptop
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
silver cheese-eating boltzmann legal warrant
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
internet-worthy dead home jap
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
internet-worthy dead home jap
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Aromatic lime dilemma
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Coral plaza shitlib
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
silver cheese-eating boltzmann legal warrant
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
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Cerebral pink hell messiness
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Canary school cafeteria
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
whatever
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
ocher heady blood rage
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
lol
Big Coiffed Address Main People
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
180
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
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Shaky Brass Reading Party
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Twinkling motley yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
milky spot
  08/14/13
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milky spot
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
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Exhilarant mentally impaired mother
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Big Coiffed Address Main People
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Titillating aquamarine pervert
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Hyperactive volcanic crater
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Tripping regret
  08/14/13
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amber church
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
lmao
Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman
  08/14/13
...
Cerebral pink hell messiness
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Ultramarine Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Swashbuckling dark french chef potus
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
saffron abusive ratface
  08/14/13
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milky spot
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
Pics?
razzle-dazzle sienna den
  08/14/13
link?
onyx foreskin
  08/17/13
...
Doobsian stimulating dragon
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
glittery macaca
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
zombie-like roommate clown
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Crawly avocado rigor
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Big-titted piazza
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Big-titted piazza
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Big-titted piazza
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
impertinent queen of the night stage
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
bateful office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Big-titted piazza
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Cerise theatre pistol
  08/14/13
Underrated
amber church
  08/15/13
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Flirting tanning salon
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
bateful office
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Cerise theatre pistol
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Talented station
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Trip Maroon Black Woman
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
frisky contagious marketing idea sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
lol
greedy stirring prole
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
frisky contagious marketing idea sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
greedy stirring prole
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
frisky contagious marketing idea sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
bateful office
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
racy crackhouse
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
silver cheese-eating boltzmann legal warrant
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cobalt senate digit ratio
  08/14/13
180
Exciting vermilion idiot
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
greedy stirring prole
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Translucent trailer park
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
greedy stirring prole
  08/14/13
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sapphire business firm
  08/14/13
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Talking sadistic sound barrier double fault
  08/14/13
180
Big-titted piazza
  08/14/13
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Cerise theatre pistol
  08/15/13
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Crawly avocado rigor
  08/17/13
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Slippery beady-eyed haunted graveyard gaping
  09/11/13
Lmao
Infuriating laughsome electric furnace hall
  06/07/17
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Brindle coffee pot
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Histrionic Kitty
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
sapphire business firm
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Jade boyish doctorate space
  08/14/13
lol
Big-titted piazza
  08/14/13
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clear fragrant casino
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Excitant mauve property national security agency
  08/14/13
180
Rambunctious arousing center toaster
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Smoky geriatric pit
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Hyperventilating garnet area alpha
  08/17/13
poignant
lavender spectacular deer antler
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
sable painfully honest school roast beef
  08/17/13
...
sapphire business firm
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Slippery beady-eyed haunted graveyard gaping
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Sepia University Jewess
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Talented station
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Marvelous Mediation
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Bearded autistic hospital corn cake
  12/28/13
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Sexy lascivious mad cow disease
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
electric house
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Hairraiser cuck puppy
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Vigorous cream box office incel
  03/10/14
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Scarlet boiling water institution
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Nudist Amethyst Sex Offender Kitchen
  05/12/15
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French locus
  01/19/16
...
Translucent trailer park
  10/25/17
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onyx foreskin
  11/29/15
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onyx foreskin
  12/23/15
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Scarlet boiling water institution
  01/05/16
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onyx foreskin
  03/13/16
I want pizza
low-t temple fanboi
  06/07/17
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French locus
  09/22/17
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saffron abusive ratface
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
bright wonderful nursing home
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
gaped bossy chapel
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
bright wonderful nursing home
  07/18/18
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Curious Site Gaming Laptop
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onyx foreskin
  06/21/20
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onyx foreskin
  06/23/20
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dashing menage liquid oxygen
  07/11/20
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Curious Site Gaming Laptop
  12/16/21
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Curious Site Gaming Laptop
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Doobsian stimulating dragon

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: bipolar coldplay fan theater stage

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Scarlet boiling water institution

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Know-it-all sinister useless brakes



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Appetizing metal lettuce

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Tripping regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: vengeful razzle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Rebellious black factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: frum vivacious shrine police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Brindle coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: slimy heaven wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: frum vivacious shrine police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: angry diverse locale

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Medicated faggot firefighter

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Doobsian stimulating dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: onyx foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Rebellious black factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: angry diverse locale

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Bisexual Gay Wizard

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy dead home jap

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Doobsian stimulating dragon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Tripping regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling aqua lodge famous landscape painting

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: multi-colored corner

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: greedy stirring prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Translucent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Flirting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Curious Site Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: vengeful razzle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Brindle coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Medicated faggot firefighter

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Rebellious black factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Rebellious black factory reset button

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Thriller Ruddy Newt Rehab

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Medicated faggot firefighter

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: provocative set milk

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Doobsian stimulating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Big Coiffed Address Main People

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: pea-brained irradiated water buffalo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Translucent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Scarlet boiling water institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: slap-happy cracking base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: provocative set milk

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: supple point mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Nudist Amethyst Sex Offender Kitchen

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring purple personal credit line boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Underhanded ivory ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Sepia University Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Sepia University Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Curious Site Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: silver cheese-eating boltzmann legal warrant

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy dead home jap

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy dead home jap

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Tripping regret

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Aromatic lime dilemma

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Coral plaza shitlib

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: silver cheese-eating boltzmann legal warrant

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cerebral pink hell messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: ocher heady blood rage

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Big Coiffed Address Main People

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Tripping regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Shaky Brass Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Twinkling motley yarmulke

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: milky spot

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: milky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Tripping regret

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Tripping regret

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant mentally impaired mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Big Coiffed Address Main People

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Titillating aquamarine pervert

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Hyperactive volcanic crater

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Tripping regret

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Tripping regret

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Tripping regret

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: amber church

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Principal's Office Patrolman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Cerebral pink hell messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Ultramarine Skinny Woman

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling dark french chef potus

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: saffron abusive ratface

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: milky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna den

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: onyx foreskin

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Doobsian stimulating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: glittery macaca

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: zombie-like roommate clown

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Crawly avocado rigor

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Big-titted piazza

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Big-titted piazza

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Big-titted piazza

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: impertinent queen of the night stage

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: bateful office

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Big-titted piazza

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Cerise theatre pistol

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: amber church

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Flirting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: bateful office

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Cerise theatre pistol

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Talented station

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Trip Maroon Black Woman

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: frisky contagious marketing idea sneaky criminal

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: greedy stirring prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: frisky contagious marketing idea sneaky criminal

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: greedy stirring prole

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: frisky contagious marketing idea sneaky criminal

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: bateful office

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: racy crackhouse

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: silver cheese-eating boltzmann legal warrant

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cobalt senate digit ratio

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Exciting vermilion idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: greedy stirring prole

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Translucent trailer park

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: greedy stirring prole

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: sapphire business firm



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Talking sadistic sound barrier double fault



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Big-titted piazza

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Cerise theatre pistol



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Crawly avocado rigor



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Slippery beady-eyed haunted graveyard gaping



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Infuriating laughsome electric furnace hall

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Brindle coffee pot



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Kitty

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: sapphire business firm

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Jade boyish doctorate space

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Big-titted piazza

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: clear fragrant casino



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Excitant mauve property national security agency

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious arousing center toaster

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Smoky geriatric pit

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating garnet area alpha

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: lavender spectacular deer antler

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: sable painfully honest school roast beef

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: sapphire business firm



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Slippery beady-eyed haunted graveyard gaping

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Sepia University Jewess

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Talented station

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Bearded autistic hospital corn cake

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Sexy lascivious mad cow disease



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: electric house

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuck puppy

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous cream box office incel

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Scarlet boiling water institution



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Nudist Amethyst Sex Offender Kitchen

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: French locus



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Translucent trailer park



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: onyx foreskin



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: onyx foreskin



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Scarlet boiling water institution



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: onyx foreskin



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: low-t temple fanboi

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: French locus



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: saffron abusive ratface



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: bright wonderful nursing home

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: gaped bossy chapel

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: bright wonderful nursing home

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Curious Site Gaming Laptop



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: onyx foreskin



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: onyx foreskin



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: dashing menage liquid oxygen



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Curious Site Gaming Laptop



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Curious Site Gaming Laptop



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