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Allbirds pivoting from shoes to AI compute

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overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse
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TT could be a 7-millionaire rn if only he'd seen this coming...
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Even if he just dumped it all in after seeing this thread he...
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Newbird, new story. First GPU. Newbird
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This really seems like one of those “shoeshine boy giv...
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lol wtf? I own a couple pairs of Allbirds and think they're ...
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Where they're going, they don't need shoes
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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/allbirds-inc-executes-50m-convertible-120000880.html

smells like that iced tea company changing its name to long blockchain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49818956)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: umber electric furnace

TT was shorting a market that sends shoe stocks up 300% on PR statements announcing their pivot to “GPUaaS” lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49818980)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shimmering Parlor Patrolman



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: violent useless brakes



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse

*700%

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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: brindle frozen stag film

TT could be a 7-millionaire rn if only he'd seen this coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49820312)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse

Even if he just dumped it all in after seeing this thread he could have doubled his money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49820327)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: brindle frozen stag film

cr. Tommy needs to learn to "take a chance" every now and then.

TT if you're reading this, I think there's still a lot of upside here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49820366)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Bearded tanning salon doctorate

Lmfao

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: excitant hominid



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Odious adulterous church building ratface



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed national security agency foreskin



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: lascivious idiotic scourge upon the earth coffee pot



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: pale native cuckold



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Green Diverse Roommate



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: useless comical love of her life orchestra pit

Newbird, new story. First GPU. Newbird

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: overrated azure twinkling uncleanness whorehouse



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Indecent aromatic national half-breed



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: lascivious idiotic scourge upon the earth coffee pot



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon doctorate



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: violent useless brakes



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed kitchen



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Stirring bipolar tank



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: crimson shitlib rehab



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Bistre big home

Great decision

https://x.com/bulltheoryio/status/2044445705683841252?s=61

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Odious adulterous church building ratface



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Topaz field windowlicker

This really seems like one of those “shoeshine boy giving me stock tips” moments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49819503)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: black blathering laser beams



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: chest-beating address candlestick maker

lol wtf? I own a couple pairs of Allbirds and think they're pretty nice sneakers. Always got the sense that their biggest mistake was raising way too much money. It's a business that should've sold for $1 billion and instead wanted to become Nike 2.0 despite having no possible pathway to making that a reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49819845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: brindle frozen stag film

"AI-native cloud solutions provider" lol

"What do you do?"

"I'm a digital nomad working in the AI-native cloud solutions space. hbu?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49820305)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: histrionic ruddy plaza international law enforcement agency

wouldnt a shoe have information on your location/the way you step/your weight health?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49820308)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: boyish university boistinker

Where they're going, they don't need shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id#49820408)