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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Frozen frisky lay sandwich
  05/20/25
Never played it
Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Insecure Kitty Cat Lodge
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  05/20/25
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
  10/24/25
wario land
emerald regret filthpig
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
galvanic startling codepig chapel
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  05/20/25
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
arousing bronze faggot firefighter
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  10/23/25
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
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lascivious goyim associate
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
judgmental center
  10/23/25
Jesus
Frozen frisky lay sandwich
  10/23/25
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
ungodly dopamine
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
ungodly dopamine
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Frozen frisky lay sandwich
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
ungodly dopamine
  10/25/25
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
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ungodly dopamine
  10/25/25
180
Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
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Purple soul-stirring kitchen
  10/25/25
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Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Frozen frisky lay sandwich

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Insecure Kitty Cat Lodge

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: emerald regret filthpig

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: galvanic startling codepig chapel

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: arousing bronze faggot firefighter

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious goyim associate



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: judgmental center

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Frozen frisky lay sandwich

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: ungodly dopamine

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: ungodly dopamine

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2...id#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Frozen frisky lay sandwich

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: ungodly dopamine

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2...id#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: ungodly dopamine

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Purple soul-stirring kitchen



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Thriller Zombie-like Heaven Pocket Flask



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2...id#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2...id#50094784)