What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | passionate national | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Judas Jones | 04/01/26 | | passionate national | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Kenneth Play | 04/04/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | Mewling flushed potus | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Mewling flushed potus | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | vibrant yellow corn cake liquid oxygen | 03/31/26 | | Mewling flushed potus | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | zombie-like azure lay laser beams | 03/31/26 | | Brindle genital piercing heaven | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Post nut horror | 04/02/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | George Jetson | 04/01/26 | | Kenneth Play | 04/04/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | soggy yapping gas station | 03/31/26 | | exhilarant avocado lodge | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | bronze demanding gaping bawdyhouse | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | Navy curious meetinghouse | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | passionate national | 03/31/26 | | Trust If Aryan | 04/01/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 04/02/26 | | vibrant yellow corn cake liquid oxygen | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | richard clock | 04/02/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 04/05/26 | | bronze demanding gaping bawdyhouse | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat | 03/31/26 | | Navy curious meetinghouse | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | soggy yapping gas station | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | Arthur Koestler | 04/01/26 | | Laughsome School Knife | 03/31/26 | | big-titted trip goyim old irish cottage | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | big-titted trip goyim old irish cottage | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | big-titted trip goyim old irish cottage | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | razzle-dazzle cowardly tank abode | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | zippy marketing idea | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | zippy marketing idea | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat | 03/31/26 | | Outnumbered property | 03/31/26 | | Galvanic Bonkers Parlour | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | zippy marketing idea | 03/31/26 | | soggy yapping gas station | 03/31/26 | | cannon | 03/31/26 | | Dr Healthy, MD | 03/31/26 | | man o' war | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Lavender locale degenerate | 03/31/26 | | Judas Jones | 04/01/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | fragrant menage | 03/31/26 | | Brindle genital piercing heaven | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | buff wild fat ankles | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | buff wild fat ankles | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | passionate national | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | some on social media | 04/01/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/06/26 | | razzle-dazzle cowardly tank abode | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | painfully honest irate boistinker institution | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle cowardly tank abode | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat | 03/31/26 | | Dr Healthy, MD | 03/31/26 | | mahogany hairraiser private investor | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | pearl supple organic girlfriend chapel | 03/31/26 | | Impertinent Place Of Business Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | Slap-happy flesh useless brakes | 03/31/26 | | sticky set prole | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | soggy yapping gas station | 03/31/26 | | Laughsome School Knife | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | dull provocative resort | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | mahogany hairraiser private investor | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | swashbuckling unhinged sanctuary cuckoldry | 03/31/26 | | zippy marketing idea | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 | | chest-beating multi-billionaire goal in life | 03/31/26 | | exhilarant avocado lodge | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | chest-beating multi-billionaire goal in life | 03/31/26 | | 180 maroon hunting ground bbw | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | zombie-like azure lay laser beams | 03/31/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | cracking sweet tailpipe stage | 03/31/26 | | swashbuckling unhinged sanctuary cuckoldry | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | pearl supple organic girlfriend chapel | 03/31/26 | | zippy marketing idea | 03/31/26 | | .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | cannon | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Laughsome School Knife | 03/31/26 | | mind-boggling sepia affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | Laughsome School Knife | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | sealclubber | 04/03/26 | | So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | abnormal razzmatazz scourge upon the earth | 03/31/26 | | zombie-like azure lay laser beams | 03/31/26 | | gold razzle telephone public bath | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Lavender locale degenerate | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle cowardly tank abode | 03/31/26 | | sinister arrogant hominid | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Slippery Mexican Casino | 03/31/26 | | regional source | 04/01/26 | | legally female father | 04/01/26 | | the word envy ceasing to exist | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Stirring Hospital Fortuitous Meteor | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat | 03/31/26 | | mahogany hairraiser private investor | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | Maize Violent Circlehead | 03/31/26 | | Maize Violent Circlehead | 03/31/26 | | medicated skinny woman | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... | 04/03/26 | | Ebony irradiated indian lodge | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | free-loading appetizing temple | 03/31/26 | | cerebral stead | 03/31/26 | | spectacular ceo | 03/31/26 | | Racy Stubborn Mother Cuckold | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | Soul-stirring elastic band | 03/31/26 | | fragrant menage | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | sticky set prole | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 04/03/26 | | Odious hissy fit jap | 03/31/26 | | zombie-like azure lay laser beams | 03/31/26 | | ruby feces | 03/31/26 | | Brindle genital piercing heaven | 03/31/26 | | Maize Violent Circlehead | 03/31/26 | | startling big market sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | startling big market sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | mahogany hairraiser private investor | 03/31/26 | | balding jet den | 03/31/26 | | bloomington | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | the word envy ceasing to exist | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/02/26 | | .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... | 04/03/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | scholarship | 04/01/26 | | Mature Hairline | 03/31/26 | | bloomington | 03/31/26 | | regional source | 03/31/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,, | 04/01/26 | | acp | 04/02/26 | | Arthur Koestler | 04/01/26 | | .,,,., ..,..,,,.,,,. ,.,.,. | 04/01/26 | | ,.,,., | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Mature Hairline | 04/03/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | sealclubber | 04/01/26 | | my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 04/01/26 | | t.rick o'treat panama | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Iron Maiden by Ghostface Killah | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | peeface | 04/02/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/03/26 | | Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | cucumbers | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | gay indie music | 04/02/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/04/26 | | Dr Healthy, MD | 04/01/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | peeface | 04/02/26 | | .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,, | 04/01/26 | | evan39 | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/02/26 | | OldHLSDude | 04/03/26 | | richard clock | 04/03/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/03/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/03/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 04/06/26 | | OldHLSDude | 04/03/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/03/26 | | legally female father | 04/03/26 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: balding jet den
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: passionate national
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Aquamarine orchestra pit toilet seat
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: big-titted trip goyim old irish cottage
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: razzle-dazzle cowardly tank abode
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: free-loading appetizing temple
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. JebοΏ½08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783934) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: painfully honest irate boistinker institution
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784132) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Slap-happy flesh useless brakes
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: chest-beating multi-billionaire goal in life
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49783964) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.
"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49785456) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: cerebral stead
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49790601) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49791424) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Odious hissy fit jap
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: startling big market sneaky criminal
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬)
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784794) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
reddened pisswyrm?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49785021) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49790608) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: scholarship
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49784849) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49788251) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Arthur Koestler
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: .,,,., ..,..,,,.,,,. ,.,.,.
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±)
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49786107) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49786230) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: fartman
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49786452) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49787144) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,
Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...id#49788119) |
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