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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
hateful yellow potus
  07/17/22
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Up-to-no-good Gaping Set
  07/17/22
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Vibrant Tan Indian Lodge Sneaky Criminal
  07/17/22
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Costumed iridescent meetinghouse party of the first part
  07/18/22
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hateful yellow potus
  09/29/22
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hateful yellow potus
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
marvelous trust fund
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
marvelous trust fund
  01/07/23
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Costumed iridescent meetinghouse party of the first part
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Judgmental Alcoholic Fanboi Business Firm
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Judgmental Alcoholic Fanboi Business Firm
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
abusive sickened point messiness
  03/18/23
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hateful yellow potus
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Judgmental Alcoholic Fanboi Business Firm
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Rusted adventurous spot love of her life
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
chocolate site
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
beta tanning salon
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
beta tanning salon
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
beta tanning salon
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
mind-boggling psychic
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
beta tanning salon
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
beta tanning salon
  08/23/24
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beta tanning salon
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
beta tanning salon
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
beta tanning salon
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
beta tanning salon
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
overrated bbw
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
pontificating mustard weed whacker giraffe
  09/28/24
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hateful yellow potus
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
beta tanning salon
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
beta tanning salon
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: hateful yellow potus

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Gaping Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Tan Indian Lodge Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Costumed iridescent meetinghouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: hateful yellow potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: hateful yellow potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: marvelous trust fund

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: marvelous trust fund

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Costumed iridescent meetinghouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Judgmental Alcoholic Fanboi Business Firm

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Judgmental Alcoholic Fanboi Business Firm

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: abusive sickened point messiness

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: hateful yellow potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Judgmental Alcoholic Fanboi Business Firm

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Rusted adventurous spot love of her life

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: chocolate site

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: beta tanning salon

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: beta tanning salon

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: beta tanning salon

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling psychic

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: beta tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: overrated bbw

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: pontificating mustard weed whacker giraffe

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: hateful yellow potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: beta tanning salon

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932244)