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Food Processormos, explain yourselves

are these worth getting into I can make my own dough a...
insanely creepy doobsian masturbator
  07/30/26
https://copykat.com/little-caesars-crazy-bread/
insanely creepy doobsian masturbator
  07/30/26
dont know what "getting into" means -- it's a nece...
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/30/26
I've never had one should I just get the vitamix attachme...
insanely creepy doobsian masturbator
  07/30/26
i've always had the cuisinart one. it's a workhorse that sh...
Transparent Alpha Chapel
  07/30/26
you can get a normal sized cuisinart for like 30 bucks bro, ...
tripping contagious resort haunted graveyard
  07/30/26
(shut in basement virgin)
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/31/26
that would be fine mine is a similar one for some high end b...
Diverse Area Stain
  07/30/26
you can do that shit with a regular blender
concupiscible metal travel guidebook
  07/30/26
Cr. Actually i think that's what i have. What's even the dif...
rambunctious very tactful theatre
  07/30/26
This pushes the buck back. Why would you have a blender?
Arousing beta property
  07/30/26
to blend things
concupiscible metal travel guidebook
  07/30/26
A blender or a foodproc: that's the sensible middle ground
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/30/26
No you can't. The way blades are on a blender mean you h...
Odious giraffe national
  07/30/26
...
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/30/26
You gotta dice onions by hand. C'mon.
Motley hall lettuce
  07/31/26
I use it for homemade whipped cream and pesto and that's abo...
rambunctious very tactful theatre
  07/30/26
Pesto is the best use I've gotten out of mine, but you end u...
Arousing beta property
  07/30/26
...
hairraiser becky
  07/30/26
you have to go to ethnic stores to get shit like this for no...
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/30/26
Because you're supposed to plant those plants or use them fo...
Odious giraffe national
  07/30/26
You can make any of those with a blender Never trust a k...
ruddy internet-worthy garrison
  07/31/26
they're great but a little overkill for the average home coo...
Bull headed plaza
  07/30/26
if its for dough mixin, onion mincin, n' taco fixins' then n...
lascivious harsh wagecucks
  07/30/26
180
hairraiser becky
  07/30/26
i dont use it that much tbh. if you wanna make a bunch of ho...
Orange Toaster
  07/30/26
Aren't they like $19? Just buy one.
cruel-hearted whorehouse candlestick maker
  07/30/26
theyre like 500 bucks lol
Orange Toaster
  07/30/26
It's a blade that spins around and chops onions. I just chec...
cruel-hearted whorehouse candlestick maker
  07/30/26
(Guy who's not married to a Scarsdale shrew)
Galvanic anal stage
  07/30/26
I have a small handheld one that you manually spin with a st...
Galvanic anal stage
  07/30/26
We use it for pesto and to grate cheese. If your wife loads ...
vigorous indian lodge
  07/30/26
joss_arren why you glate cheese. too spicy https://xoxoht...
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/30/26
I poasted ITT about wife not running it if it’s not fu...
vigorous indian lodge
  07/31/26
Bitching about how other people “load the dishwasher&r...
ruddy internet-worthy garrison
  07/31/26
For its own sake, sure; however, when there’s room for...
vigorous indian lodge
  07/31/26
>which then just back us up further or.... yes, women ...
cobalt hairless affirmative action partner
  07/31/26
Cr. When I cook, first thing I do is clean up the kitchen, e...
vigorous indian lodge
  07/31/26
ROFL'ing reading this. for us, we've figured out that wha...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  08/01/26
Worst kitchen appliance is a stand mixer. Things are useless...
sticky aqua dragon
  07/31/26
your wife doesn't get on baking kicks and make cookies or ca...
Transparent Alpha Chapel
  07/31/26
Cq. This and kneading dough is how ours gets used. Maybe eve...
vigorous indian lodge
  07/31/26
Nope. Last time it was used was at Christmas when I made egg...
sticky aqua dragon
  07/31/26
You need to have a big enough kitchen to where you put it ou...
cruel-hearted whorehouse candlestick maker
  07/31/26
Soo cr. Or better yet, you just prepare all your meals in th...
sticky aqua dragon
  07/31/26
goy tell. every jew uses it for challah.
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  08/01/26


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Date: July 30th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy doobsian masturbator

are these worth getting into

I can make my own dough

and mince onions / fixins for street tacos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034463)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: insanely creepy doobsian masturbator

https://copykat.com/little-caesars-crazy-bread/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034466)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner

dont know what "getting into" means -- it's a necessary kitchen appliance. there's nothing to get into. there's some things that can only be made with a food processor, like pesto, hummus or nut butters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034470)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy doobsian masturbator

I've never had one

should I just get the vitamix attachment

https://www.vitamix.com/us/en_us/shop/food-processing

sounds like its time to upgrade my Kitchen "System"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034473)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Transparent Alpha Chapel

i've always had the cuisinart one. it's a workhorse that should last 20 years. used to be pretty affordable but (((inflation))) has made it $300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034475)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: tripping contagious resort haunted graveyard

you can get a normal sized cuisinart for like 30 bucks bro, nobody needs a giant food processor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034554)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner

(shut in basement virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036120)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Diverse Area Stain

that would be fine mine is a similar one for some high end blender I bought my wife years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035460)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: concupiscible metal travel guidebook

you can do that shit with a regular blender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034481)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: rambunctious very tactful theatre

Cr. Actually i think that's what i have. What's even the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034498)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Arousing beta property

This pushes the buck back. Why would you have a blender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034525)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: concupiscible metal travel guidebook

to blend things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034833)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner

A blender or a foodproc: that's the sensible middle ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035337)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Odious giraffe national

No you can't.

The way blades are on a blender mean you have to have quite a bit of stuff for it to work. I used a food processor for a like a handful of herbs yesterday. That wouldnt work in a blender.

Then you've got the issue of how finely chopped you want it. Lets say you want to dice one onion. In a food processor I can pulse it to get there. In a blender half of it would be mush and the other half would be whole. Doesn't work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035361)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035366)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Motley hall lettuce

You gotta dice onions by hand. C'mon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037727)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: rambunctious very tactful theatre

I use it for homemade whipped cream and pesto and that's about it. Dough does not need a processor.

Edit: and gazpacho in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034495)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing beta property

Pesto is the best use I've gotten out of mine, but you end up using a ton of basil. It's taken two of those big living basil plats you pick up at the grocery store. Absolute decadence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034523)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: hairraiser becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035099)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner

you have to go to ethnic stores to get shit like this for non-exorbitant prices, white ppl grocery stores rip you the fuck off for some tiny pink dick packet of fresh herbs.

ethnics actually use fresh herbs in big quantities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035260)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Odious giraffe national

Because you're supposed to plant those plants or use them for fresh basil dishes. Basil gets massive and pesto exists because of that abundance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035369)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: ruddy internet-worthy garrison

You can make any of those with a blender

Never trust a kike when he tells you a product is “necessary”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036039)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Bull headed plaza

they're great but a little overkill for the average home cook. it's an indispensable tool in a restaurant, saves tons of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034528)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: lascivious harsh wagecucks

if its for dough mixin, onion mincin, n' taco fixins' then no, you dont need one, use your arms like GOD intended.

If you a-fixin to make smoothies and whatnot, then you need a good quality hand stick mixer.

Hoap this HLEPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50034819)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: hairraiser becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035098)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Orange Toaster

i dont use it that much tbh. if you wanna make a bunch of homemade hash browns every once in a while its fun. dough i do in a stand mixer. food processor is really only necessary if youre cooking for 10 people which obviously no one does anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035266)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted whorehouse candlestick maker

Aren't they like $19? Just buy one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035452)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Orange Toaster

theyre like 500 bucks lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035464)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted whorehouse candlestick maker

It's a blade that spins around and chops onions. I just checked and they're $39 on Walmart.com Jfc at yuppies

Reminds me of this classic Brian Regan bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGoykCT-crQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035489)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Galvanic anal stage

(Guy who's not married to a Scarsdale shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035503)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Galvanic anal stage

I have a small handheld one that you manually spin with a string, and I use it 40-50x more than my normal electric one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035478)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

We use it for pesto and to grate cheese. If your wife loads dishwasher, it will take up 40% of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035480)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner

joss_arren why you glate cheese. too spicy

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646608&mc=46&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50035598)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

I poasted ITT about wife not running it if it’s not full. Tbf it’s gotten better. Sometimes she even runs it on her own.

Still struggling with ttt hard water. Once in a while we need to soak and scrub all of our daily drinking glasses in vinegar water to make them not look disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036034)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: ruddy internet-worthy garrison

Bitching about how other people “load the dishwasher” is extremely feminine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036040)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

For its own sake, sure; however, when there’s room for the half sink of dishes that’s otherwise going to turn into concrete that for some reason I am going to be the one to hand wash at 1am or try to get in tomorrow’s load (which then just back us up further or—if I run it in the morning with a fresh load—risks a significant chance of her forcing dirty stuff into the clean load in the afternoon because she can’t be bothered to keep track), it’s worth it. Women also can’t seem to understand the water pattern and how to minimize the chance of items either not getting clean or ending up with an upturned cup or bowl full of filthy rinse water at the end of the cycle. There’s some female spatial reasoning issue as to why they can’t do this as well as peer-IQ men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036059)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: cobalt hairless affirmative action partner

>which then just back us up further or....

yes, women dont understand the WORKFLOW of kitchen cleanup.

we hand wash a lot of stuff -- not dishwasher safe, or any dairy equipment bc we dont have a dairy dishwasher. wife doesnt understand that the drying rack should be emptied before doing the next set of washing dishes so that you dont put newly washed and wet shit mixed in with the already dry stuff so now that you have a overfull drying rack with everything now wet from the new water from the newly washed stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036125)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

Cr. When I cook, first thing I do is clean up the kitchen, empty dishwasher and sink, prep foods, set up table or at least have plates ready to go, make sure condiments are ready, etc. so the flow makes sense and we don’t get in a pinch and aren’t eating cold food because I didn’t have it together.

Wife will often run into chaos with no plates ready, table not set, no pitcher or glasses of water, etc. when food is ready. It doesn’t take any extra time (or if you’re disciplined you can do it while stuff is cooking / roasting, but that’s level 2). Also cannot clean as she goes. There will be piles of dishes, stuff for compost, oven mitts, etc. scattered around the kitchen. It’s chaotic. We didn’t cook together for about 15 years because we were too stressed by the other’s style.

You and I both have smart wives but there’s something about their brains that make them poor at executing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037710)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


ROFL'ing reading this.

for us, we've figured out that what works is for me to be the sous chef / ongoing cleanup help. she's smart and on one hand there's something wrong with her brain on this, but on the other hand, she has a point that it sometimes makes sense to just get started chopping and get going on a dish that may take 20 minutes to sit in an oven/pot or even 5-10 minutes and then use that downtime to clean up as you go. but it never works out that way -- unless i'm involved doing ongoing cleanup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50039958)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: sticky aqua dragon

Worst kitchen appliance is a stand mixer. Things are useless, heavy, and never get used. I have no clue where ours even is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50036254)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Transparent Alpha Chapel

your wife doesn't get on baking kicks and make cookies or cakes or whipped cream in yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037356)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

Cq. This and kneading dough is how ours gets used. Maybe every 2 months.

The thing we never use is this GIANT wood cutting board my wife asked for and received as a gift. It’s so heavy and impossible to wash without getting water everywhere. It takes up most of two cabinets. I want to throw it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037717)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: sticky aqua dragon

Nope. Last time it was used was at Christmas when I made egg nog with copious amounts of rum, whiskey, brandy, and fresh ground nutmeg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037755)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted whorehouse candlestick maker

You need to have a big enough kitchen to where you put it out on display. It's to give the illusion that you're always making fresh cookies with your beautiful, color matched stand mixer.

(but really you just use a hand mixer because its 100x easier to wash)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037848)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: sticky aqua dragon

Soo cr. Or better yet, you just prepare all your meals in the hidden scullery (or have the help do so).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50037865)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


goy tell. every jew uses it for challah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2...id#50039961)