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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
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Spectacular ruby fortuitous meteor
  07/25/15
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Spectacular ruby fortuitous meteor
  07/10/18
more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
peach step-uncle's house deer antler
  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
Adventurous doctorate school
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
olive school cafeteria
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
Plum depressive
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
Charismatic french chef dilemma
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
aromatic cerise temple puppy
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
aromatic cerise temple puppy
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
aromatic cerise temple puppy
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
olive school cafeteria
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
unhinged public bath
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
Plum depressive
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
aromatic cerise temple puppy
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
Charismatic french chef dilemma
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
laughsome pit
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
laughsome pit
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
laughsome pit
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
Plum depressive
  07/25/15
?
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
ivory stimulating idiot lay
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
laughsome pit
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
ivory stimulating idiot lay
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
unhinged public bath
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
avocado comical base masturbator
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
ivory stimulating idiot lay
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
laughsome pit
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
ivory stimulating idiot lay
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
stirring really tough guy corner
  07/25/15
Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
laughsome pit
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
stirring really tough guy corner
  07/25/15
"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
Plum depressive
  07/25/15
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sickened quadroon
  07/26/15
Lol you're so overreaching
titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/25/15
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Slate rough-skinned rigpig
  07/26/15
did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
unhinged public bath
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
maniacal boiling water
  07/26/15
One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
bossy mind-boggling shrine
  07/26/15
lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
red organic girlfriend national
  07/10/18
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titillating flatulent boltzmann mood
  07/10/18
Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
gold bat shit crazy university lettuce
  07/10/18
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Sooty factory reset button
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
lascivious garnet toaster knife
  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
  06/13/26
That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
Junko Enoshima
  06/13/26


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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Spectacular ruby fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Spectacular ruby fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house deer antler

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Adventurous doctorate school

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: olive school cafeteria

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Plum depressive

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Charismatic french chef dilemma

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: aromatic cerise temple puppy

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: aromatic cerise temple puppy

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: aromatic cerise temple puppy

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: olive school cafeteria

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: unhinged public bath

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Plum depressive

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: aromatic cerise temple puppy

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Charismatic french chef dilemma

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: laughsome pit

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: laughsome pit

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: laughsome pit

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Plum depressive

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: ivory stimulating idiot lay

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: laughsome pit

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: ivory stimulating idiot lay

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: unhinged public bath

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: avocado comical base masturbator

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: ivory stimulating idiot lay

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: laughsome pit

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: ivory stimulating idiot lay

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy corner

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: laughsome pit

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy corner

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Plum depressive

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: sickened quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414596)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Slate rough-skinned rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414629)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: unhinged public bath

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: maniacal boiling water

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: bossy mind-boggling shrine

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: red organic girlfriend national

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: titillating flatulent boltzmann mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400619)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: gold bat shit crazy university lettuce

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: Sooty factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#45561197)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: lascivious garnet toaster knife

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#49936126)