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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
gold crackhouse
  01/26/16
This one stings.
crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Black beta puppy chapel
  10/24/16
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Flesh Halford Box Office
  01/03/17
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soul-stirring chestnut famous landscape painting
  02/20/18
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bronze marvelous brethren corner
  06/03/19
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Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  10/14/20
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Elite seedy preventive strike
  01/25/16
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flushed frozen cruise ship
  01/25/16
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Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace
  01/25/16
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adventurous twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
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lascivious rose rehab
  01/25/16
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Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace
  01/25/16
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adventurous twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
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Adulterous Abode
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
arousing tanning salon
  01/25/16
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irradiated prole
  01/25/16
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diverse opaque school
  01/25/16
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Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Apoplectic Sienna Range
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
filthy laser beams space
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
  01/25/16
...
gold crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Bright aphrodisiac lodge gaming laptop
  01/26/16
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Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
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histrionic indecent black woman ape
  11/27/16
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arousing tanning salon
  06/13/17
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Dead sable parlour
  12/19/17
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Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/24/18
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floppy hateful skinny woman
  06/10/24
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crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
...
180 low-t plaza party of the first part
  10/24/16
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Flesh Halford Box Office
  11/27/16
...
arousing tanning salon
  01/23/17
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Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat
  03/15/17
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arousing tanning salon
  04/20/17
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arousing tanning salon
  02/20/18
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arousing tanning salon
  05/24/18
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vibrant factory reset button toaster
  09/26/21
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Curious erotic pisswyrm
  03/12/22
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floppy hateful skinny woman
  05/15/22
...
floppy hateful skinny woman
  05/04/24
ruthless.
passionate mauve faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
Brutal
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
...
Cyan Supple Pit
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
titillating antidepressant drug ladyboy
  01/25/16
toxic
Wine roast beef gas station
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
fragrant soggy public bath quadroon
  01/25/16
...
flushed frozen cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
lake casino
  01/25/16
damnit
nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler
  01/25/16
...
Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
jfc
arousing tanning salon
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace
  01/25/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
arousing tanning salon
  01/25/16
Cr
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
hm
Effete hospital masturbator
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
wait
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
...
laughsome set
  01/25/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
fragrant soggy public bath quadroon
  01/25/16
...
red charismatic idiot
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
passionate mauve faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
arousing tanning salon
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
passionate mauve faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
Dead sable parlour
  01/25/16
...
salmon very tactful chad piazza
  01/25/16
...
nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
lake casino
  01/25/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Nofapping mexican dragon
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible Brilliant Point Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
metal theater stage
  01/25/16
...
titillating antidepressant drug ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
Apoplectic Sienna Range
  01/25/16
damn
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating parlor
  01/25/16
...
razzle rambunctious hell
  01/25/16
O LORD
Chocolate Site Weed Whacker
  01/25/16
jfc
bateful foreskin knife
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Silver Bearded State Half-breed
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
  01/25/16
...
Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace
  01/25/16
Lmao
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant area death wish
  01/25/16
...
crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating parlor
  01/26/16
...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  02/15/16
...
Thriller medicated locus newt
  07/08/17
...
beady-eyed location psychic
  07/08/17
...
Racy Grizzly Lay
  07/08/17
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  10/27/17
...
tripping french chef
  12/26/17
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  05/24/18
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  03/16/20
...
cruel-hearted office tank
  02/18/22
...
Milky community account shrine
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
filthy laser beams space
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler
  01/25/16
ouch
Appetizing voyeur national
  01/26/16
poison
shimmering balding affirmative action jew
  01/26/16
...
crystalline temple therapy
  01/26/16
180
gold crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Shaky Citrine Church Boltzmann
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Purple liquid oxygen
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Henna boiling water
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
RIP brother
violet gaped police squad reading party
  09/27/16
...
Milky community account shrine
  12/26/17
...
Big-titted whorehouse
  08/12/19
180
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Razzmatazz drunken school cafeteria
  01/27/16
...
Dead sable parlour
  01/27/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
boyish mad cow disease
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
boyish mad cow disease
  02/02/16
...
cracking sanctuary old irish cottage
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
house-broken stage
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Bistre vivacious alpha
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
submissive garrison main people
  02/24/16
18000000
canary dilemma
  03/04/16
165
Heady amethyst kitty cat degenerate
  03/04/16
...
self-centered gunner headpube
  05/19/16
chilling
Comical pocket flask
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Emerald Odious Indian Lodge
  01/03/17
oh my.
exciting brass market
  01/23/17
toxic
swashbuckling blathering karate bawdyhouse
  03/13/17
...
Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat
  03/15/17
...
salmon very tactful chad piazza
  04/02/17
...
Avocado genital piercing indirect expression
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
coral narrow-minded kitchen
  07/08/17
...
Cream painfully honest home
  10/27/17
mother of god
beady-eyed location psychic
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Pea-brained blue address
  10/27/17
JFC
navy motley becky
  10/27/17
...
maize dashing station
  12/26/17
...
spectacular locale
  12/26/17
ouch
Dull twisted marketing idea
  02/20/18
...
Slate Electric Stage Faggotry
  02/20/18
...
Insecure resort cuckold
  01/16/19
...
Copper Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House
  08/09/19
...
vibrant factory reset button toaster
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Snowy forum organic girlfriend
  07/28/25
...
Twinkling big ticket booth hairy legs
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
plum provocative internal respiration
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
lime cerebral principal's office
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Apoplectic Sienna Range
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
  01/25/16
...
razzle-dazzle cerise theatre
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
toxic
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Impertinent church building milk
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/25/16
TY bro
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Glittery azure ceo
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Cyan Supple Pit
  10/27/17
...
Autistic sticky pistol
  10/27/17
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  05/24/18
...
exciting brass market
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Idiotic awkward nibblets
  10/27/17
credited advice
Dull twisted marketing idea
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Fishy Hilarious House Macaca
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
i lol'd
underhanded umber institution legal warrant
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
lol
Magenta really tough guy
  06/01/17
...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
gold crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Milky community account shrine
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Silver Bearded State Half-breed
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Silver Bearded State Half-breed
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Silver Bearded State Half-breed
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Silver Bearded State Half-breed
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Silver Bearded State Half-breed
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
Lmao
mahogany free-loading menage
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
arousing tanning salon
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
lmao true
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Milky community account shrine
  12/26/17
Haha
Excitant violent nursing home feces
  03/19/20
...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
...
lake casino
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Glittery azure ceo
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Cheese-eating love of her life
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
olive at-the-ready stag film
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Idiotic awkward nibblets
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
violet gaped police squad reading party
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
talented people who are hurt
  06/03/19
oh no
Henna boiling water
  08/08/19
LOL
claret trailer park patrolman
  03/16/20
JFC
exciting brass market
  03/19/20
Update?
cruel-hearted office tank
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Multi-colored sapphire business firm
  01/25/16
...
irradiated prole
  01/25/16
...
Dead sable parlour
  05/19/16
...
laughsome set
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
lake casino
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
Cr
lake casino
  01/26/16
...
crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
...
crimson contagious university
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
plum provocative internal respiration
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Aqua trust fund international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
Aqua trust fund international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Elite seedy preventive strike
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Thriller medicated locus newt
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating parlor
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
gold crackhouse
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
arousing tanning salon
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Elite seedy preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
chest-beating private investor
  01/16/19
...
Excitant violent nursing home feces
  03/16/20
...
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating parlor
  01/26/16
...
Dead sable parlour
  03/28/16
...
Copper Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Galvanic Cordovan Theater Partner
  01/26/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Impertinent church building milk
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Black beta puppy chapel
  10/24/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
underhanded umber institution legal warrant
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
costumed learning disabled lettuce
  04/04/16
...
Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat
  03/15/17
*applause*
primrose arrogant native
  10/27/17
...
vibrant factory reset button toaster
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Idiotic awkward nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
lake casino
  01/26/16
...
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Describe
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
arousing tanning salon
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Cream painfully honest home
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
Fuck
Cream painfully honest home
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
laughsome set
  01/26/16
cq's!
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
sick property new version
  01/26/16
...
exciting brass market
  03/19/20
...
Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
haunting center
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Impertinent church building milk
  01/26/16
except for your autism
plum provocative internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Dull twisted marketing idea
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Impertinent church building milk
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/26/16
...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Impertinent church building milk
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating parlor
  01/26/16
...
crimson contagious university
  01/23/17
...
Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat
  03/15/17
...
Thriller medicated locus newt
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
Black beta puppy chapel
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...
Dead sable parlour
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...
Flesh Halford Box Office
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
sick property new version
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...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
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jfc
arousing tanning salon
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...
Disrespectful Infuriating Persian
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lmao at the dog bit
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
sick property new version
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
do u love it
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
...
Crusty Field Filthpig
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
arousing tanning salon
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
arousing tanning salon
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
arousing tanning salon
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
sick property new version
  01/26/16
...
Yellow library
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
maniacal bonkers ratface
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler
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...
Cream painfully honest home
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...
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Godawful Spot Nowag
  01/26/16
...
laughsome set
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Stimulating parlor
  01/26/16
JFC
startled wagecucks telephone
  01/26/16
180
ruddy candlestick maker
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...
Hideous Lavender Goyim
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Cream painfully honest home
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
...
maniacal bonkers ratface
  01/26/16
...
maniacal bonkers ratface
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
sick property new version
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
180 twist
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
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...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
THIS
underhanded umber institution legal warrant
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...
mood den
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Big-titted whorehouse
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Flickering stock car
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Adulterous Abode
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Flickering stock car
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Adulterous Abode
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Big-titted whorehouse
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Flickering stock car
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Impertinent church building milk
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Flickering stock car
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Big-titted whorehouse
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Flickering stock car
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Purple liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
hairless senate sweet tailpipe
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fucking damn
nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler
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...
Apoplectic Sienna Range
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180
Jade stead
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/27/16
...
laughsome set
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what the fuck was in this?
boyish mad cow disease
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
out-of-control swollen background story
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repost please
mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
sick property new version
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
out-of-control swollen background story
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Yellow library
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tyft brother
underhanded umber institution legal warrant
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...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
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...
irradiated prole
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180.
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...
mood den
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...
disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut
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...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
cruel-hearted office tank
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...
Stirring giraffe meetinghouse
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
goal in life
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...
mind-boggling volcanic crater jap
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...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
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...
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...
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...
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cr
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...
cruel-hearted office tank
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...
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...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
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...
mustard duck-like coldplay fan
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...
arousing tanning salon
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mods please delete
laughsome set
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Purple liquid oxygen
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...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  10/24/16
i really like it here
out-of-control swollen background story
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...
disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut
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...
scarlet boistinker
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
laughsome set
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
sexy roommate clown
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... ...
Idiotic awkward nibblets
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...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  07/08/17
Lol
goal in life
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
transparent fat ankles
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...
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
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...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
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...
arousing tanning salon
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...
Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat
  03/15/17
...
disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
topaz sneaky criminal
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Flirting Digit Ratio
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
exciting brass market
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...
amber trump supporter philosopher-king
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...
Dead sable parlour
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*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Pearl Elastic Band Shitlib
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...
exciting brass market
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where is corporate slave?
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...
Talking azn
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...
arousing tanning salon
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...
Cream painfully honest home
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This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
laughsome set
  10/27/17
...
maize dashing station
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Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Jet national security agency travel guidebook
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Jet national security agency travel guidebook
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No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
scarlet boistinker
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
glassy stain
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...
irradiated prole
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...
Cream painfully honest home
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...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
hyperventilating hissy fit
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
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...
Bright aphrodisiac lodge gaming laptop
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...
Cream painfully honest home
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/16/19
...
laughsome set
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
transparent fat ankles
  01/16/19
Jfc
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
laughsome set
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Nighttime Immigrant
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Adulterous Abode
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
alcoholic gaping
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
alcoholic gaping
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
alcoholic gaping
  01/17/19
...
Cream painfully honest home
  04/08/19
...
overrated
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
maize dashing station
  04/09/19
...
alcoholic gaping
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
alcoholic gaping
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
tan
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  06/03/19
...
laughsome set
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Bistre vivacious alpha
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
alcoholic gaping
  06/03/19
...
Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
alcoholic gaping
  08/08/19
...
alcoholic gaping
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
know-it-all mediation
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
misunderstood alcoholic son of senegal hunting ground
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
know-it-all mediation
  08/12/19
...
know-it-all mediation
  03/16/20
...
Green Useless Brakes
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...
arousing tanning salon
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...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  03/16/20
...
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
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...
bossy sooty
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arousing tanning salon
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...
laughsome set
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...
ivory frum haunted graveyard
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...
vibrant factory reset button toaster
  10/11/21
bump
Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit
  03/12/22
...
arousing tanning salon
  01/05/23
...
cruel-hearted office tank
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
zombie-like rigor
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
yapping carmine
  10/13/23
...
Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  01/03/24
...
Cream painfully honest home
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...
cruel-hearted office tank
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...
Federal Dun Circlehead
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...
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  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Flatulent pervert
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: passionate mauve faggot firefighter

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: irradiated prole

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: titillating antidepressant drug ladyboy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Wine roast beef gas station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: fragrant soggy public bath quadroon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: flushed frozen cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Effete hospital masturbator

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: crimson contagious university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: laughsome set



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: fragrant soggy public bath quadroon

'we're Match.com compatible'

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ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: red charismatic idiot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: passionate mauve faggot firefighter

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: passionate mauve faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour



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Author: salmon very tactful chad piazza



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: lake casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Nofapping mexican dragon

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Brilliant Point Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: metal theater stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: titillating antidepressant drug ladyboy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sienna Range



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Chocolate Site Weed Whacker

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bateful foreskin knife

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Silver Bearded State Half-breed

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling volcanic crater jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680340)



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Author: Bisexual Aromatic Electric Furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

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Author: Exhilarant area death wish



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Author: crimson contagious university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



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Author: tripping french chef



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: filthy laser beams space

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Appetizing voyeur national

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: gold crackhouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Shaky Citrine Church Boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: crimson contagious university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Henna boiling water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: sick property new version

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: violet gaped police squad reading party

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Milky community account shrine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz drunken school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: boyish mad cow disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: boyish mad cow disease

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: house-broken stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Bistre vivacious alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: submissive garrison main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: canary dilemma

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Heady amethyst kitty cat degenerate

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Comical pocket flask

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Emerald Odious Indian Lodge

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: exciting brass market

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling blathering karate bawdyhouse

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: salmon very tactful chad piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Avocado genital piercing indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: coral narrow-minded kitchen

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed location psychic

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained blue address

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: navy motley becky

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: maize dashing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Dull twisted marketing idea

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Slate Electric Stage Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Insecure resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Copper Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Snowy forum organic girlfriend

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Twinkling big ticket booth hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: plum provocative internal respiration

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: lime cerebral principal's office

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sienna Range

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling volcanic crater jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cerise theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: irradiated prole

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: irradiated prole

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: irradiated prole

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Impertinent church building milk

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: irradiated prole

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: irradiated prole

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: irradiated prole

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling volcanic crater jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Glittery azure ceo

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Cyan Supple Pit

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Autistic sticky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: exciting brass market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Idiotic awkward nibblets

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Dull twisted marketing idea

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Fishy Hilarious House Macaca

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: underhanded umber institution legal warrant

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: irradiated prole

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Magenta really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: irradiated prole

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: gold crackhouse

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Milky community account shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Silver Bearded State Half-breed

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Silver Bearded State Half-breed

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: irradiated prole

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Silver Bearded State Half-breed

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Silver Bearded State Half-breed

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Silver Bearded State Half-breed

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: irradiated prole

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: irradiated prole

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: mahogany free-loading menage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Milky community account shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Excitant violent nursing home feces

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: lake casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery azure ceo

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating love of her life

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: olive at-the-ready stag film

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Idiotic awkward nibblets

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: violet gaped police squad reading party

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: talented people who are hurt

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Henna boiling water

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: claret trailer park patrolman

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: exciting brass market

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted office tank

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored sapphire business firm

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: lake casino

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: lake casino

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: crimson contagious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: crimson contagious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: plum provocative internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Aqua trust fund international law enforcement agency

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Aqua trust fund international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Elite seedy preventive strike

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Thriller medicated locus newt

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: gold crackhouse

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Elite seedy preventive strike

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: chest-beating private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Excitant violent nursing home feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Copper Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Cordovan Theater Partner

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Impertinent church building milk

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Black beta puppy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: underhanded umber institution legal warrant

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: costumed learning disabled lettuce

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: primrose arrogant native

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Idiotic awkward nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: lake casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: sick property new version

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: sick property new version

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: sick property new version

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: sick property new version

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sick property new version

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: laughsome set

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: sick property new version

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: exciting brass market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: haunting center

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Impertinent church building milk

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: plum provocative internal respiration

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Dull twisted marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Impertinent church building milk

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Impertinent church building milk

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: crimson contagious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Thriller medicated locus newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good base water buffalo

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Black beta puppy chapel

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Flesh Halford Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Dark hall

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: sick property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Infuriating Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: sick property new version

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: sick property new version

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: sick property new version

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Crusty Field Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: sick property new version

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sick property new version

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sick property new version

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Yellow library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: maniacal bonkers ratface

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Godawful Spot Nowag

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: startled wagecucks telephone

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: ruddy candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Hideous Lavender Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: sick property new version

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: maniacal bonkers ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: maniacal bonkers ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: sick property new version

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sick property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sick property new version

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: sick property new version

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sick property new version

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: underhanded umber institution legal warrant

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  mood den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Adulterous Abode

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Abode

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Impertinent church building milk

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Big-titted whorehouse

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: hairless senate sweet tailpipe

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: nubile fantasy-prone keepsake machete deer antler

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sienna Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Jade stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling volcanic crater jap

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: boyish mad cow disease

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: out-of-control swollen background story

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling volcanic crater jap

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: sick property new version

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: out-of-control swollen background story

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Yellow library

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: underhanded umber institution legal warrant

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  mood den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: clear fighting potus

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  goal in life

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling volcanic crater jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: salmon very tactful chad piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: mustard duck-like coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: laughsome set

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Purple liquid oxygen

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: out-of-control swollen background story

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: scarlet boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: laughsome set

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sexy roommate clown

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Idiotic awkward nibblets

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  goal in life

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: transparent fat ankles

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Frisky poppy brunch toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: disturbing wonderful heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: topaz sneaky criminal

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Flirting Digit Ratio

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: exciting brass market

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  amber trump supporter philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Dead sable parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Pearl Elastic Band Shitlib

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: exciting brass market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: burgundy

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Talking azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: laughsome set

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: maize dashing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Jet national security agency travel guidebook

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Jet national security agency travel guidebook

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: scarlet boistinker

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: glassy stain

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  hyperventilating hissy fit

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Bright aphrodisiac lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: transparent fat ankles

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: laughsome set

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Nighttime Immigrant

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Adulterous Abode

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: alcoholic gaping

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  overrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: maize dashing station

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: tan

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Bistre vivacious alpha

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: alcoholic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: know-it-all mediation

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: misunderstood alcoholic son of senegal hunting ground

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: know-it-all mediation

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: know-it-all mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Green Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: bossy sooty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: ivory frum haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Deep massive dysfunction orchestra pit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  zombie-like rigor

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: yapping carmine

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Ebony hairraiser fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Cream painfully honest home



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted office tank



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Federal Dun Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: High-end jewess place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Flatulent pervert

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49548061)