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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water Not a hand ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412443) |
Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM Author: hot useless office giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412459) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM Author: hot useless office giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400663) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: bat shit crazy sinister trump supporter hissy fit more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412466) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed blathering sanctuary marketing idea any arm contact is a handball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412473) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412584) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM Author: Dead Nursing Home Mental Disorder shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM Author: out-of-control resort That's a handball.
Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412619) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: Shimmering Glittery Psychic Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412660) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: mahogany mind-boggling locus Lol TBF this would be AWESOME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412693) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412738) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: mahogany mind-boggling locus Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412767) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412769) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: mahogany mind-boggling locus Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412833) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Dead Nursing Home Mental Disorder everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414691) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: mauve private investor (actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414692) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: out-of-control resort "Offsides would be the only issue I think."
Have you *ever* watched soccer? |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: mahogany mind-boggling locus Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412836) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Shimmering Glittery Psychic Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412773) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Sooty theater stage messiness Not offsides but obstruction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412861) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: Sooty theater stage messiness Handball includes the whole arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412749) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water Lol it's not called an armball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412782) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM Author: Sooty theater stage messiness How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412793) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: out-of-control resort Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412802) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412805) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: stirring crusty space elastic band "With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412840) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Sooty theater stage messiness I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.
Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: stirring crusty space elastic band Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.
Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM Author: mauve private investor (retard hamburger)
im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM Author: Kink-friendly Locale Because it is played on foot, and not horseback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414563) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: stirring crusty space elastic band Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412825) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412838) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: Sooty theater stage messiness GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.
In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops. |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: stirring crusty space elastic band Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?
Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it
Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: gaped theater juggernaut ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412850) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM Author: Sooty theater stage messiness Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412857) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM Author: gaped theater juggernaut obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412869) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: out-of-control resort "But did he make a football move?"
[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM Author: rose cerebral base dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414596) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water Lol you're so overreaching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28412883) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz drab principal's office idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414629) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM Author: mauve private investor did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414615) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM Author: transparent supple spot mediation (William Webb Ellis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28414659) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: vibrant ebony gaping school cafeteria One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#28415113) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM Author: Histrionic autistic haunted graveyard lmfao
why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: Hateful Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400619) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM Author: milky indian lodge sex offender Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#36400637) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: Plum Exciting Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#45561197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: Mustard Indecent Corner Jew Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#45561217) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Robert Byrd Schitt most games already end in a draw afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#49936130) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: No Paye No Gain I made this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#49936124) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Junko Enoshima That's a great way to get tennis elbow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2...id#49936126) |