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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
cerise indian lodge
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Magenta Vivacious Scourge Upon The Earth Double Fault
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
cerise indian lodge
  04/14/22
...
wonderful queen of the night
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Judgmental round eye
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
cerise indian lodge
  04/14/22
...
Judgmental round eye
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
poppy sex offender
  04/14/22
...
Ivory chapel
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Slap-happy stimulating location trust fund
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
cerise indian lodge
  04/28/22
...
cerise indian lodge
  07/04/23
...
Ivory chapel
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
at-the-ready diverse stage
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
cerise indian lodge
  04/27/24
?
Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
cerise indian lodge
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
cerise indian lodge
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
marvelous sadistic lodge
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
marvelous sadistic lodge
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Aphrodisiac narrow-minded locus
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Henna ape famous landscape painting
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
black filthy forum
  04/24/26
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Peach university faggotry
  04/27/24
180
amber people who are hurt native
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Slap-happy stimulating location trust fund
  04/27/24
Honk honk
amber people who are hurt native
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
marvelous sadistic lodge
  04/27/24
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appetizing primrose gas station sound barrier
  04/27/24
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Peach university faggotry
  10/08/24
...
infuriating principal's office knife
  10/08/24
...
Magical racy turdskin
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
internet-worthy shitlib
  06/06/24
...
Naked set philosopher-king
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Bronze Drunken Dilemma Mad Cow Disease
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
cobalt wagecucks
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Bronze Drunken Dilemma Mad Cow Disease
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
cobalt wagecucks
  06/06/24
...
Pungent locale
  04/24/26
...
infuriating principal's office knife
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
cerise indian lodge
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
cerise indian lodge
  09/14/25
...
lake arrogant tanning salon gaping
  03/31/26
flame?
Ocher medicated fanboi
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
cerise indian lodge
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
pearl depressive
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Gold whorehouse marketing idea
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
pearl depressive
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
khaki really tough guy
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Pungent locale
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Magenta Vivacious Scourge Upon The Earth Double Fault

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: wonderful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Judgmental round eye

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Judgmental round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: poppy sex offender

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Ivory chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Slap-happy stimulating location trust fund

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: cerise indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Ivory chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready diverse stage

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: marvelous sadistic lodge

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Copper Zombie-like Business Firm Nowag

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: marvelous sadistic lodge

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac narrow-minded locus

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Henna ape famous landscape painting

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: black filthy forum

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Peach university faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: amber people who are hurt native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy stimulating location trust fund

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: amber people who are hurt native

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: marvelous sadistic lodge

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: appetizing primrose gas station sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Peach university faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: infuriating principal's office knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Magical racy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy shitlib

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Naked set philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Bronze Drunken Dilemma Mad Cow Disease

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: cobalt wagecucks

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Bronze Drunken Dilemma Mad Cow Disease

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: cobalt wagecucks

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Pungent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: infuriating principal's office knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: lake arrogant tanning salon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Ocher medicated fanboi

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: pearl depressive

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Gold whorehouse marketing idea

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: pearl depressive

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: khaki really tough guy

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Pungent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50021007)