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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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rusted heady hell
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Lemon School Cafeteria
  08/28/25
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rusted heady hell
  08/28/25
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Hyperactive pale striped hyena
  08/28/25
that's it?
stirring hyperventilating rehab
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
rusted heady hell
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Slippery aromatic native
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
stirring hyperventilating rehab
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
balding theater gay wizard
  08/28/25
Happy?
Narrow-minded meetinghouse
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
balding theater gay wizard
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Hyperactive pale striped hyena
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Hyperactive pale striped hyena
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
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  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Amber abode hissy fit
  08/28/25
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  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  08/29/25
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
razzle-dazzle thirsty property
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
puce razzle state elastic band
  08/29/25
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provocative abusive indian lodge selfie
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
bipolar library son of senegal
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
puce razzle state elastic band
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Bisexual Theatre
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
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  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
razzle-dazzle thirsty property
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Chocolate costumed gas station
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
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  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
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  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
balding theater gay wizard
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Hyperactive pale striped hyena
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Chocolate costumed gas station
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
puce razzle state elastic band
  09/01/25
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Chocolate costumed gas station
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
puce razzle state elastic band
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Chocolate costumed gas station
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Narrow-minded meetinghouse
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
balding theater gay wizard
  09/01/25
?
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Bronze magical pocket flask station
  09/01/25
Fuck you
balding theater gay wizard
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Chocolate costumed gas station
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  09/12/25
Yes
Chocolate costumed gas station
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
rusted heady hell
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: rusted heady hell



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon School Cafeteria

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: rusted heady hell



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive pale striped hyena



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stirring hyperventilating rehab

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: rusted heady hell

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Slippery aromatic native

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: stirring hyperventilating rehab

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: balding theater gay wizard

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: balding theater gay wizard

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive pale striped hyena

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive pale striped hyena

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: hairless space famous landscape painting

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Amber abode hissy fit

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: provocative abusive indian lodge selfie



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Frozen roast beef

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: citrine cerebral forum antidepressant drug



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle thirsty property

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: puce razzle state elastic band

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: provocative abusive indian lodge selfie



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: bipolar library son of senegal

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: puce razzle state elastic band

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Bisexual Theatre

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: balding theater gay wizard

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle thirsty property

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: galvanic translucent tanning salon messiness

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe parlour

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: balding theater gay wizard

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive pale striped hyena

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: puce razzle state elastic band

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: puce razzle state elastic band

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: balding theater gay wizard

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bronze magical pocket flask station

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: balding theater gay wizard

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Chocolate costumed gas station

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: sinister passionate mad cow disease circlehead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: rusted heady hell

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259839)