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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
bipolar sexy skinny woman
  11/11/14
180 actually
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most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
razzle space depressive
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
bipolar sexy skinny woman
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
razzle space depressive
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
bipolar sexy skinny woman
  11/11/14
his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
razzle space depressive
  11/11/14
He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
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Ruddy Potus
  05/22/16
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Abnormal laser beams
  11/11/14
? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
Abnormal laser beams
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
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  11/11/14
He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
bipolar sexy skinny woman
  11/11/14
Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
bearded pit
  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
bipolar sexy skinny woman
  11/11/14
ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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GAPED
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Laughsome marketing idea
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that bit about depravity really stings
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Still stings
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
blue ratface macaca
  11/11/14
Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
histrionic house
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*bangs gong*
Appetizing school
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embarrassing OP
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: bipolar sexy skinny woman

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic Organic Girlfriend Base

180 actually

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Mauve idiotic whorehouse

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Pearly parlor stain



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: ebony talented orchestra pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Peach metal regret



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: razzle space depressive

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: bipolar sexy skinny woman

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: razzle space depressive

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: bipolar sexy skinny woman

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: razzle space depressive

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Chrome Step-uncle's House National Security Agency

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Ruddy Potus

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Abnormal laser beams

nah

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Abnormal laser beams

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#30536004)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Vigorous charcoal kitchen tattoo

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: bipolar sexy skinny woman

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: bearded pit

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bipolar sexy skinny woman

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: deep hairless lodge

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696229)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: drab wonderful church windowlicker



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: mint coffee pot state



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: concupiscible obsidian theater



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating contagious spot



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Slate Candlestick Maker Principal's Office



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: Pearl Bearded Piazza Ape

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Adulterous weed whacker

titcr

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic Organic Girlfriend Base



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Floppy Mexican

GAPED

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful ticket booth sex offender



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: fuchsia balding incel

that bit about depravity really stings

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Ruddy Potus



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: ebony talented orchestra pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:17 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Motley Knife Locus

damn

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Comical mood death wish



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Awkward personal credit line newt

Incisive

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:06 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Peach metal regret



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Boyish Stead Electric Furnace

Still stings

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:05 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:08 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:10 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Vigorous charcoal kitchen tattoo

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696668)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: blue ratface macaca

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id#26696693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: histrionic house

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Appetizing school

*bangs gong*

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Peach metal regret

embarrassing OP

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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:49 AM
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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: curious field preventive strike

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

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